I am the Master of many things, although I was quite rudely thrown out of the world as my kind knows it for quite a few years. But I am back! Now my plans may continue uninterrupted. What plans, you ask? Ah, the ones to do with bedding every male in the country. Souryuu finds me disgusting, but what can I say? He was the easiest out of all of them.
So, for those aspiring individuals who want to follow in my smoking footsteps, here is a small guide for what to do to your prospective partner!
Souryuu
1. Annoy him to the point of issuing a Mortal Challenge.
2. Make him think that sodomy scares you senseless.
3. Offhandedly mention that sexual torture is the most horrible thing that can happen to a person.
Conclusion: You'll be on your back faster than you can say 'tatami burn'.
Byakko
1. Give him an excuse to get quite drunk. Or a weak excuse. Or none at all. It doesn't really matter, in his case. Kind of like Kotarou, but we'll get to him later.
2. Grab his ass, point at your bedroom, and grunt manfully.
Conclusion: Byakko is almost as easy as me. You'd be surprised how many ways that tail can be used.
Touda
1. Pose erotically under his roof every chance you get.
2. Find a convenient pond right beside his brooding tree and bathe.
3. Feel him up at guardian meetings, then look innocent. If you can shapeshift, now is the time to make your eyes purple.
4. Attempt every way you can to get him so frustrated he HAS to 'take' you 'out'.
Conclusion: This man is very feisty. You just need to convince him that it's a good idea. Or pretend to be Tsuzuki.
Soon will come, Genbu, Rikugou, and the Tengu Twins! Until then, play with as MUCH fire as possible!