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I'm serious.
Bear my children? Er. . . I'll bear your children?
I'm sorry, it's late and I'm tired. Damn US AP test.
I know it's gotten a little . . . eh. . . but I promise I'll make it more shonen-y in the next few chapters. Culture Shock
Miroku cleared his throat and tried to calm the antsy toddlers down. "50 years went by when suddenly a girl from the future came to Inuyasha's time. She saw him pinned to the tree, still asleep."
"Before she could do anything, though, a huge Centipede Monster burst out of a well and attacked the girl!" He made a scary face and jumped towards the kids.
Thirty screams brought every patron in the library to see what on earth was going on.
"I don't like this story!" a little girl in the front row sobbed.
Miroku continued. "Just then, Inuyasha. . ."
"What? Why are you talking about me?" a voice from the back of the room interrupted. Thirty necks craned around to see the tall, white-haired DDR guy with the weird amber eyes from Chuck E. Cheese standing before them.
Unfortunately for Inuyasha, one of the kids had had a birthday party there yesterday. And 15 of the kids present had been at that birthday party.
"INUYASHA!" screamed all of the children happily.
"Oh crap." Inuyasha started backing away.
A blonde girl with pigtails stared up at him. "Did you really get shot with a magic arrow?"
Another kid, a black haired boy, gazed at him wide-eyed. "Did you really steal a magic jewel?"
"Were you really asleep for 50 years?"
"Were you really in love with Kikyo, or did she have cooties like other girls?" a tough little boy grunted. Inuyasha stared at him dumbly for a second, then glared menacingly at Miroku.
What story did you tell them, monk? he growled
Miroku grinned sheepishly. Yours.
Inuyasha stared at the small tykes now crowding around him. This is bad, he thought to himself. This is really bad!
One girl pointed to his hat and screamed, "I bet he has doggie ears like Miroku said!"
"SHIMATTA!!" Inuyasha screamed, jumping over all thirty little heads. He ran to the front, grabbed Miroku, and ran out of the library as fast as his legs would take him.
Mike Hiroshi, the small Asian boy who had recognized Miroku for a monk, knew very little of his grandfather's native tongue. Jii-chan Hiroshi rarely spoke it, and when he did, it was normally something his parents didn't want him to hear.
Mike recognized that word, "shimatta." He knew what it meant.
"HE SAID A BAD WORD! HE'S GOING TO HELL!" Over the ruckus the kids were making about how cool Inuyasha was, though, no one heard or cared.
After running several blocks down the busy street, Miroku managed to clear his throat. Uh, Inuyasha? It might look a bit odd to see one guy carrying another over his shoulder like you are now.
So?
Could you put me down, please?
Are they following?
Miroku looked up from where he was slung over the hanyou's shoulder. The kids are gone. Please?
Inuyasha dropped him like a sack of potatoes in front of the Shinoda's house.
During the melee of small children, Miroku had been bitten on the thumb. Inuyasha dropping him had caused a bruised rear end.
Ayako couldn't help but laugh. "Kids are such a pain!"
"Hey!" Seito and Shippo chorused.
Kagome jumped in. "Does anyone want to hear about my day?"
"Oh, I don't think Inuyasha wants to hear about boys hitting on you all day, Kagome-chan," Ayako said with a wry grin.
"What?" Inuyasha growled, immediately scowling.
"Oh, there's a bunch of dumb American boys asking me to go to Homecoming with them. It's next Saturday."
Inuyasha gave a customary feh. "What is Homecoming, anyway? And why would you go with a boy?"
"Homecoming is a dance. It's kinda . . . like going on a date."
"Heh, just like you to go with some dumb guy you've never met."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"You decide."
Kagome felt her anger boiling. "SIT!" she screamed. Inuyasha went crashing to the floor.
"I wouldn't go to this Homecoming with you even if you asked me, wench!" Inuyasha yelled, spitting out a carpet fluffy. "It sounds dumb." He smiled. "Just like you."
Tears began welling in Kagome's eyes. "You are the most insensitive jerk ever! You never say anything nice to me! In fact, I'll never ask you to Homecoming, because you are the most unbelievable idiot that ever was!"
"Oh no, you're not backing out of this that easily! You're taking me to this Homecoming and that's final!"
"FINE! If that'll make you happy, fine!"
"FINE!"
FINE!" The two were nearly screaming at this point.
Inuyasha inhaled to shout another "fine" at Kagome and then realized what just happened. "Aw, shit."
Unbeknownst to the party below, a mysterious black figure was watching them in the rafters above.
"Perfect. . ." it cackled, and three luminous green eyes flashed before disappearing. . .
Squee! So cute! I had fun writing this chapter. The story time with Miroku was kind of distracting from the main plot. And now we can see some of the Action/Adventure I promised. But first (drum roll, please) Human Inuyasha in a Tux at Homecoming!
And the screaming fangirls use Glomp Attack! KYAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
. . . yeah. I have a picture of that that I drew. Er, drawed. Drown? Ah, crap, someone correct my grammar.
Anyway, I'll paint you a very nice mental picture next chapter. And I don't know if any guys are reading this. . . if you are reading and you are male, please let me know so I can give you adequate fan service as well. I mean, you probably get sick of fangirl ranting, right?
Uh, yeah. Press the pretty purple button and review. Please. And thank you.
I'm serious.
Bear my children? Er. . . I'll bear your children?
I'm sorry, it's late and I'm tired. Damn US AP test.
I know it's gotten a little . . . eh. . . but I promise I'll make it more shonen-y in the next few chapters. Culture Shock
Miroku cleared his throat and tried to calm the antsy toddlers down. "50 years went by when suddenly a girl from the future came to Inuyasha's time. She saw him pinned to the tree, still asleep."
"Before she could do anything, though, a huge Centipede Monster burst out of a well and attacked the girl!" He made a scary face and jumped towards the kids.
Thirty screams brought every patron in the library to see what on earth was going on.
"I don't like this story!" a little girl in the front row sobbed.
Miroku continued. "Just then, Inuyasha. . ."
"What? Why are you talking about me?" a voice from the back of the room interrupted. Thirty necks craned around to see the tall, white-haired DDR guy with the weird amber eyes from Chuck E. Cheese standing before them.
Unfortunately for Inuyasha, one of the kids had had a birthday party there yesterday. And 15 of the kids present had been at that birthday party.
"INUYASHA!" screamed all of the children happily.
"Oh crap." Inuyasha started backing away.
A blonde girl with pigtails stared up at him. "Did you really get shot with a magic arrow?"
Another kid, a black haired boy, gazed at him wide-eyed. "Did you really steal a magic jewel?"
"Were you really asleep for 50 years?"
"Were you really in love with Kikyo, or did she have cooties like other girls?" a tough little boy grunted. Inuyasha stared at him dumbly for a second, then glared menacingly at Miroku.
What story did you tell them, monk? he growled
Miroku grinned sheepishly. Yours.
Inuyasha stared at the small tykes now crowding around him. This is bad, he thought to himself. This is really bad!
One girl pointed to his hat and screamed, "I bet he has doggie ears like Miroku said!"
"SHIMATTA!!" Inuyasha screamed, jumping over all thirty little heads. He ran to the front, grabbed Miroku, and ran out of the library as fast as his legs would take him.
Mike Hiroshi, the small Asian boy who had recognized Miroku for a monk, knew very little of his grandfather's native tongue. Jii-chan Hiroshi rarely spoke it, and when he did, it was normally something his parents didn't want him to hear.
Mike recognized that word, "shimatta." He knew what it meant.
"HE SAID A BAD WORD! HE'S GOING TO HELL!" Over the ruckus the kids were making about how cool Inuyasha was, though, no one heard or cared.
After running several blocks down the busy street, Miroku managed to clear his throat. Uh, Inuyasha? It might look a bit odd to see one guy carrying another over his shoulder like you are now.
So?
Could you put me down, please?
Are they following?
Miroku looked up from where he was slung over the hanyou's shoulder. The kids are gone. Please?
Inuyasha dropped him like a sack of potatoes in front of the Shinoda's house.
During the melee of small children, Miroku had been bitten on the thumb. Inuyasha dropping him had caused a bruised rear end.
Ayako couldn't help but laugh. "Kids are such a pain!"
"Hey!" Seito and Shippo chorused.
Kagome jumped in. "Does anyone want to hear about my day?"
"Oh, I don't think Inuyasha wants to hear about boys hitting on you all day, Kagome-chan," Ayako said with a wry grin.
"What?" Inuyasha growled, immediately scowling.
"Oh, there's a bunch of dumb American boys asking me to go to Homecoming with them. It's next Saturday."
Inuyasha gave a customary feh. "What is Homecoming, anyway? And why would you go with a boy?"
"Homecoming is a dance. It's kinda . . . like going on a date."
"Heh, just like you to go with some dumb guy you've never met."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"You decide."
Kagome felt her anger boiling. "SIT!" she screamed. Inuyasha went crashing to the floor.
"I wouldn't go to this Homecoming with you even if you asked me, wench!" Inuyasha yelled, spitting out a carpet fluffy. "It sounds dumb." He smiled. "Just like you."
Tears began welling in Kagome's eyes. "You are the most insensitive jerk ever! You never say anything nice to me! In fact, I'll never ask you to Homecoming, because you are the most unbelievable idiot that ever was!"
"Oh no, you're not backing out of this that easily! You're taking me to this Homecoming and that's final!"
"FINE! If that'll make you happy, fine!"
"FINE!"
FINE!" The two were nearly screaming at this point.
Inuyasha inhaled to shout another "fine" at Kagome and then realized what just happened. "Aw, shit."
Unbeknownst to the party below, a mysterious black figure was watching them in the rafters above.
"Perfect. . ." it cackled, and three luminous green eyes flashed before disappearing. . .
Squee! So cute! I had fun writing this chapter. The story time with Miroku was kind of distracting from the main plot. And now we can see some of the Action/Adventure I promised. But first (drum roll, please) Human Inuyasha in a Tux at Homecoming!
And the screaming fangirls use Glomp Attack! KYAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
. . . yeah. I have a picture of that that I drew. Er, drawed. Drown? Ah, crap, someone correct my grammar.
Anyway, I'll paint you a very nice mental picture next chapter. And I don't know if any guys are reading this. . . if you are reading and you are male, please let me know so I can give you adequate fan service as well. I mean, you probably get sick of fangirl ranting, right?
Uh, yeah. Press the pretty purple button and review. Please. And thank you.