Well, thanks to heckling from Samsonite and good ol' Teyo Tama, I got on
the stick and figured out something.
See, everyone and her sister has been after me about adding a certain character to this story, and I've been saying "as soon as I can make it work."
Fluffy fans, rejoice. Today you get a little Sesshomaru-flavored goodness.
See? I take good care of my fans.
Culture Shock
Two months ago, Sesshomaru had watched as the monk and the demon hunter that always ran around with his brother got a little frisky near the abandoned well on his property. Of course, the fools had no idea they were messing around in HIS forest, but that didn't matter. When Sango, or at least, that's what he thought the hunter's name was, shoved Miroku, the perverted monk, down the well, he didn't think much of it.
Until the monk hadn't returned for a month. Not wanting a dead body in his drinking water, The Lord of the Western Lands strode over to decontaminate his well. He was surprised to see that nothing was in it.
"Interesting. . ." he muttered to himself, then called an underling over. "Go down that well and see what is on the other side. Find the monk called Miroku and report back to me. Understand?"
The squatty rat demon grunted, blinked it's three yellow eyes, and descended into the well. He gave the rat a shard to protect itself, and it was off.
When the Shigo returned, Sesshomaru didn't know whether to be pleased or pissed. The well, it would seem, led to the future times that Kagome, Inuyasha's bitch, came from. It also would seem that his bastard of a half- brother had spent the last month and a half there with Kagome, taking Tetsusaiga with him.
Sesshomaru clenched his fist in anger, and then made a decision. He would go down this well and return Tetsusaiga to it's true era and glory.
It was night time when Sesshomaru came out of the well in the future times. He glanced around was surprised to see an odd-shaped house not fifteen feet from the well. Bright light was streaming from the windows, and Sesshomaru could see inside the house. He looked up at the sky and smiled evilly to himself.
A new moon. Perfect.
He looked again at the house and saw not only Miroku; wearing odd clothing Sesshomaru had never seen before, but Kagome as well, wearing a fancy dress.
Then he heard a familiar voice yelling from the upstairs level. I'm not wearing those damn shoes! I'd rather go barefoot!
Oh no you don't! Kagome hollered back up. You're going to look nice tonight and that's final!
Sesshomaru looked up and smiled. The fool was listening to that human wench? What's more, he was wearing strange clothing too, not his usual fire- rat robe. The demon lord stifled a laugh. Oh, he'd have so much blackmail later on. . .
Inuyasha thumped down the stairs. You're wearing TENNIS SHOES to Homecoming?! She slapped her forehead. What am I going to do with you?
We're going to be late, Kagome-chan! said a girl that Sesshomaru didn't recognize. She was standing next to a boy with yellow hair. I promised Ronnie that we would be early!
"What are you guys saying?! Speak English!" the yellow-haired boy whined. Sesshomaru didn't understand what he said, but he did understand the note of impatience in his voice.
The four left the house, and Sesshomaru decided to follow. After all, with his brother human, it wasn't likely that he be found out until it was too late for Inuyasha and his friends.
It never occurred to Sesshomaru that Inuyasha had left Tetsusaiga in his room.
Voulez vous coucher avec moi, c'est soi. . .Voulez vous coucher avec moi!
"It's loud!" Inuyasha yelled in Ronnie's ear.
"Yeah, no kidding, dude! The girls seem to like it, though!" Ronnie hollered back. The two were sitting at a table, drinking sodas while the girls danced with their friends.
"Ayako looks really hot tonight!" Ronnie shouted. "Hey, how about Kagome? Are you guys going out or something?"
"No! Well, I don't know! But she is really nice-looking today!" Inuyasha thought about that. Kagome did look, as Ronnie had put it, really hot.
"Ugh, the boys are so lame!" Ayako panted to Kagome, gesturing towards their dates. "All they're doing is sitting there!"
"Yeah, really!" Kagome hollered back. She glanced over at Inuyasha. Quite honestly, she thought he was downright gorgeous when he was human, and he had tied his raven hair back for the occasion. The suit only helped make him look even better. And while it was frustrating, the tennis shoes were a nice touch. The rosary DID clash with his tie, but he looked good. Really good.
A slow song started, and the girls rushed over to retrieve their dates.
"Huh? What's going on? What are we doing?" Inuyasha protested as Kagome placed her hands around his neck. He glanced over at Ronnie and saw him putting his hands on Ayako's hips. Inuyasha gulped and did the same. He knew he was blushing, but her hips were so. . . perfect under his touch.
He smiled. Miroku would have a FIT if he knew he was missing an opportunity to touch a girl's rear and not get smacked into next week for it.
Kagome and Inuyasha were nearly lost in each other's eyes when a loud crash near the doorway brought the music to a screeching halt.
INUYASHA! hollered an all too familiar voice. Where are you, you half-demon bastard?!
"Kuso!" hissed Inuyasha under his breath.
"Who's that?!" Ronnie shouted, a note of fear in his voice.
Inuyasha glanced over at him, then at the door. "My brother."
YAY! Sesshomaru! And Shonen action! WOOT!
Comment on the Inuyasha in a suit: I've always had a theory that a well- tailored suit can make any guy 100 times hotter. Even if the guy is ugly, a suit can improve his appearance. Now, if the suit is poorly made, or sloppy, it doesn't do much, but a nicely made one can make a guy very sexy. Just like guitars can make a guy sexy. And with an already very sexy man, a suit can do wonders. Just think about Spike from Cowboy Bebop and you'll know what I'm talking about.
I'm in debate, take my word for this.
Oh, and If you want visual aides for this story, you can go to my profile page and click on the link there. There are two piccies that I made yesterday of Inuyasha wearing a suit and regular clothes. Here, have a free drool napkin, on me.
The purple button awaits your clicking! GO! GO!
See, everyone and her sister has been after me about adding a certain character to this story, and I've been saying "as soon as I can make it work."
Fluffy fans, rejoice. Today you get a little Sesshomaru-flavored goodness.
See? I take good care of my fans.
Culture Shock
Two months ago, Sesshomaru had watched as the monk and the demon hunter that always ran around with his brother got a little frisky near the abandoned well on his property. Of course, the fools had no idea they were messing around in HIS forest, but that didn't matter. When Sango, or at least, that's what he thought the hunter's name was, shoved Miroku, the perverted monk, down the well, he didn't think much of it.
Until the monk hadn't returned for a month. Not wanting a dead body in his drinking water, The Lord of the Western Lands strode over to decontaminate his well. He was surprised to see that nothing was in it.
"Interesting. . ." he muttered to himself, then called an underling over. "Go down that well and see what is on the other side. Find the monk called Miroku and report back to me. Understand?"
The squatty rat demon grunted, blinked it's three yellow eyes, and descended into the well. He gave the rat a shard to protect itself, and it was off.
When the Shigo returned, Sesshomaru didn't know whether to be pleased or pissed. The well, it would seem, led to the future times that Kagome, Inuyasha's bitch, came from. It also would seem that his bastard of a half- brother had spent the last month and a half there with Kagome, taking Tetsusaiga with him.
Sesshomaru clenched his fist in anger, and then made a decision. He would go down this well and return Tetsusaiga to it's true era and glory.
It was night time when Sesshomaru came out of the well in the future times. He glanced around was surprised to see an odd-shaped house not fifteen feet from the well. Bright light was streaming from the windows, and Sesshomaru could see inside the house. He looked up at the sky and smiled evilly to himself.
A new moon. Perfect.
He looked again at the house and saw not only Miroku; wearing odd clothing Sesshomaru had never seen before, but Kagome as well, wearing a fancy dress.
Then he heard a familiar voice yelling from the upstairs level. I'm not wearing those damn shoes! I'd rather go barefoot!
Oh no you don't! Kagome hollered back up. You're going to look nice tonight and that's final!
Sesshomaru looked up and smiled. The fool was listening to that human wench? What's more, he was wearing strange clothing too, not his usual fire- rat robe. The demon lord stifled a laugh. Oh, he'd have so much blackmail later on. . .
Inuyasha thumped down the stairs. You're wearing TENNIS SHOES to Homecoming?! She slapped her forehead. What am I going to do with you?
We're going to be late, Kagome-chan! said a girl that Sesshomaru didn't recognize. She was standing next to a boy with yellow hair. I promised Ronnie that we would be early!
"What are you guys saying?! Speak English!" the yellow-haired boy whined. Sesshomaru didn't understand what he said, but he did understand the note of impatience in his voice.
The four left the house, and Sesshomaru decided to follow. After all, with his brother human, it wasn't likely that he be found out until it was too late for Inuyasha and his friends.
It never occurred to Sesshomaru that Inuyasha had left Tetsusaiga in his room.
Voulez vous coucher avec moi, c'est soi. . .Voulez vous coucher avec moi!
"It's loud!" Inuyasha yelled in Ronnie's ear.
"Yeah, no kidding, dude! The girls seem to like it, though!" Ronnie hollered back. The two were sitting at a table, drinking sodas while the girls danced with their friends.
"Ayako looks really hot tonight!" Ronnie shouted. "Hey, how about Kagome? Are you guys going out or something?"
"No! Well, I don't know! But she is really nice-looking today!" Inuyasha thought about that. Kagome did look, as Ronnie had put it, really hot.
"Ugh, the boys are so lame!" Ayako panted to Kagome, gesturing towards their dates. "All they're doing is sitting there!"
"Yeah, really!" Kagome hollered back. She glanced over at Inuyasha. Quite honestly, she thought he was downright gorgeous when he was human, and he had tied his raven hair back for the occasion. The suit only helped make him look even better. And while it was frustrating, the tennis shoes were a nice touch. The rosary DID clash with his tie, but he looked good. Really good.
A slow song started, and the girls rushed over to retrieve their dates.
"Huh? What's going on? What are we doing?" Inuyasha protested as Kagome placed her hands around his neck. He glanced over at Ronnie and saw him putting his hands on Ayako's hips. Inuyasha gulped and did the same. He knew he was blushing, but her hips were so. . . perfect under his touch.
He smiled. Miroku would have a FIT if he knew he was missing an opportunity to touch a girl's rear and not get smacked into next week for it.
Kagome and Inuyasha were nearly lost in each other's eyes when a loud crash near the doorway brought the music to a screeching halt.
INUYASHA! hollered an all too familiar voice. Where are you, you half-demon bastard?!
"Kuso!" hissed Inuyasha under his breath.
"Who's that?!" Ronnie shouted, a note of fear in his voice.
Inuyasha glanced over at him, then at the door. "My brother."
YAY! Sesshomaru! And Shonen action! WOOT!
Comment on the Inuyasha in a suit: I've always had a theory that a well- tailored suit can make any guy 100 times hotter. Even if the guy is ugly, a suit can improve his appearance. Now, if the suit is poorly made, or sloppy, it doesn't do much, but a nicely made one can make a guy very sexy. Just like guitars can make a guy sexy. And with an already very sexy man, a suit can do wonders. Just think about Spike from Cowboy Bebop and you'll know what I'm talking about.
I'm in debate, take my word for this.
Oh, and If you want visual aides for this story, you can go to my profile page and click on the link there. There are two piccies that I made yesterday of Inuyasha wearing a suit and regular clothes. Here, have a free drool napkin, on me.
The purple button awaits your clicking! GO! GO!