A/N: Only PirateMonkey would know this, but I am a big Invader Zim fan, so enjoy this fic, and if you don't I ruined the whole thing….dang…..I also tried to use different texts for the Mecrob and "Humans" (considering one is an alien, ZIM)

"Oh mighty one, a follower wishes to humbly approach your throne."

"Am I allowed to care about that?"

"Uh, yes sir its your JOB."

"Oh, right, bring him forth."

In the court of the mecrob, a swish of light, which looked dim next to the mighty mecrob king, entered the court.

"Your highness, we seek to solve a great problem." It said.

The king was currently changing shapes and ignored the question for quite a while.

"Hee-hee, oh what fun! King is great! Hey, wait, who is he? Have him thrown out at once!"

"Wait, sto - "

The mecrob follower was thrown out into space with much screaming and hacking while everyone else stared and listened. Then the messenger piped up

"Your highness, a mecrob follower wishes to enter your sacred court."

"Yeah, whatever let him in…"

"Sire, I wish to solve a great problem."

"Wait, wasn't it we last time?"

"Yes, well you threw my last warrior out the window."

"Preposterous! I would remember something like that. Continue."

"The Irken Massive is heading towards our galaxy, though their target is not us, we fear if they make it to this "Earth" place, then we will surely be next. We must go to earth and warn them."

"No, you can't! No one would believe a bunch of glowing light aliens."

"Yes, there is one boy who would."

"Really? We should invite him to dinner."

"No, we should inform him instead. His name is Dib. He is supernaturally aware."

"How will we know who he is?"

"He has a big head."

"Oh, I see."

"C'mon, It's not that big!"

"Shut up, Dib. It is humungouramus! Which means you are evil…."

Dib was having another "who's the alien" conflict with Dib, and Zim was using every trick in the book. Most of these tricks involved Dib's head.

"So run home little worm stink! I have won, and the earth is….mi…ne…."

"Are you losing it Zim?" Dib asked and then he saw what had Zim's attention. A giant glowing ball was coming straight for the skool. It exploded into two parts and each landed right in front of Dib.

By now, everyone had gone home except Dib and Zim, so they were the only ones who saw it. When the flames surrounding died, they saw that they were two pods. They opened with and ominous hiss and two shining alien balls of light came out. They looked very strange, having weird tentacles and shinier eyes.

"Look, kids!" one said.

"Change into kid form quickly!"

Immediately, they transformed into two kids that looked like twins, with bright glowing eyes.

"Oww, look at that, our airplane crashed!" The first lied trying to cover up the obvious truth.

"I know, brother, we must join this skool and be classmates with the local weenies." Said the second.

Then they looked at Dib and Zim.

"Oh hello, I am Jhonen, and this is my brother Googlly." Jhonen said.

"That's Googlly with two L's." Googlly pointed out.

"Can I talk to you for a second, Googlly?"

"Yes you can…"

They turned around and "whispered" to each other.

"He has a big head…"

"Yes, he must be Dib…"

"Umm, we can hear you guys." Dib pointed out.

"No you can't, our power is to much for you!"

"What is it with my head?" Dib asked.

"Dib, we must speak to you…" Jhonen said