A/N: Here I go again, the next installment to Mecrobnation. School is sort of a hold up, so I might not update as often as I have been.
"Dib, we are not exactly normal humans as you thought…" Jhonen said once they were away from Zim.
"I never thought you were humans." Dib said defensively.
"Of course you did! Our costumes are flawless."
"No they aren't. You look like freaks!"
"This is perfectly normal on your planet. Look at that green-skinned kid!"
"He's an alien! That's Zim!"
"Hmm…alien you say….do you know what KIND of alien?"
"I think he's from a planet called Irk, since he's always shouting about the Irken Empire and the Massive and crazy indecipherable stuff like that…"
"M-M-Massive?"
"Yea and….wait a second, how would you know that if you were human?"
"Well, his alien powers…seep his thoughts into our minds…."
Googlly and Jhonen suddenly fell on the ground throwing fake seizures and shouting "Get out!" as if Zim really were controlling them.
"See?" They said in unison as they suddenly popped off the ground.
"You've proved that you are DEFINITELY freaks." Dib said.
"HEY YOU! I'M GETTING BORED OF NOT MAKING FUN OF YOU, SO GET OVER HERE, STINK EARTHLING!" Zim shouted.
Dib walked over to Zim and shouted back to the Mecrob in disguise.
"See you tomorrow, I have to take my green friend home…"
"What? Friend? I am an Ir-"
"Shut up!" Dib whispered.
Dib ran away taking Zim with him so he wouldn't blab.
"Zim, listen, I think those two are aliens." Dib said urgently.
"What? HAHA! That's foolish. That's like saying I'M an alien."
"Zim, you are an alien."
"LIES!"
"No, Zim, you are an alien! No one's around, just admit it!"
"Oh, yeah well I am. And soon the Massive will come to destroy the earth-"
"Zim, that's just it! Those two heard me say Massive and freaked out!"
"Hmm? You mean they knew of the massive? Fine, I will use this hair from their FILTHY head in my labs to analyze whether or not they are aliens."
"Okay, wait…How did you get hair?"
"I pulled it off of that Googlly's head. He is slow and stupid."
"I heard that!"
"LIES! LIES!"
Zim ran off crazily shouting things like "exploding monkeys!" and "prickly meat!" he went straight home leaving Dib scratching his head.
That night, Dib experienced something crazy, but also had before. He sat in his room and two floating sneakers floated into his room.
"Dib, we are the Mecrob, we have come to help you destroy Zim."
"But…you're shoes."
"No, we have simply chosen a form which your tiny mind can comprehend."
"But a few seconds ago…WAIT A SECOND! This happened before! It was all a dream and Zim shot a rock-hard muffin at my head! ZIM!"
Dib grabbed a bat from his floor and began beating at the aliens. They slapped him and he looked around.
"Wait, a second. I'm not dreaming. Then… How do you know me?
"We are super-advanced beings from another planet…oh, and we met this afternoon."
"Wait…Jhonen? Googly?"
"That's GOOGLLY, sir, thank you very much."
"Yeah, whatever, but why do you need my help?"
"Earth is positioned 2 Mecrob feet from the planet Mecrobasiunville. The Irken warship "Massive" is heading here to destroy you, and then they will destroy us."
"How big are Mecrob feet?"
"6 million earth miles."
"Where do you get the name feet?"
"There was a Mecrob named Yeta. He invented feet. He measured them off of how many Mecrob it took to fill up a snack bar line."
"Oh. Well, how can I help?"
"First, keep Zim from realizing our disguises."
"Uh, okay…" Dib said guiltily.
"Next, new Mecrob will be coming very soon to help destroy the Massive. Earth has become a fort for us. You must provide your room for all the Mecrob coming."
"How will I do that?"
"When we leave, you will wake up to find a gift which will help you."
"What is it?"
"It's a suuurrrpppprrrriiiiiiiiissse…"
"Oooooookay."
"Remember…three spirits Ebenezer…"
"What?"
"Oops, wrong line, I meant to say, surprise, Dib, remember…a surprise…"
"Aren't you supposed to float out the window now?"
"Oh, right, good-bye Dib…now…sleep…"
As they floated out the window, Dib passed out onto the floor.