A/N: Sorry for not being quick to update, but because of a new internet system, I only have limited amounts of time. In the time I'm NOT on, I will be working on finishing the stories which I am to upload, starting with Mecrobnation, which I actually found out to be spelled mekrob or something like that. Oh, well, to keep up consistency the spelling error stays. Also, in this time, I will not be starting new fanfics until I finish the ones I started. Right so we left off with the gift…
Dib woke up the next morning with an extreme head-ache, a case of deja-vu, and a little bit in a state of nirvana. However, he soon recovered, and began looking around his room. He looked puzzled, for his room seemed not only bigger but a little fuzzier and also choppy, like graphics in a bad video game.
The lights went out suddenly and Dib passed out on the floor again. Just then, the two mecrob warriors floated in again.
"We've gotta stop knocking him out, too much sedatives will kill him!" Googlly said to his brother.
"Well sorry, I left the space time continuum device on, sheesh." Jhonen turned the machine off and left the room.
Dib woke up the next morning with an extreme head-ache, a case of deja-vu, and a little bit in a state of nirvana. However, he soon recovered, and began looking around his room. (If you don't have deja-vu by now, you're probably crazy…) He then looked on his floor to see a button. It looked normal enough except for the fact that Dib never had a button on the floor of his room.
He walked down to it examining it.
"Press in case of new mecrob"
'Geez, ' Dib thought. 'If those guys weren't obvious enough.'
Just then, a meteor crashed into his room. A mecrob walked out and looked around.
"This must be it, I got the coordinates right and everything, and there's even a big-headed kid. HEY You! Tell me where the mecrob processing station is. Or I's gonna kill you!"
Dib looked at it, then looked at the button. He pressed it and suddenly everything was gone. It was just him, the mecrob, and complete empty whiteness.
"We mecrob gonna have to wait here? OK, but Jhonen is gonna get his butt whipped by a moose-man if he and his brother can't stop the armadillo of the Irkles."
"Ok, I'm going to pretend I understood that and go to school now."
He looked around for some way out of the white, but found nothing. Then he looked on himself and noticed a big button on his chest, directly attached to his skin. Next to it, in sloppy ink handwriting, it said, 'Press to leave processing center'. Dib sighed. This was going to get old. He pressed the button and was back in his room, next to the button, sighing as he stood up.
He put on a puffy jacket to hide the button, and covered the one on his floor with an old carpet in his closet. He ran down the stairs, grabbing some toast as he went out the door.
When he was on his way to school, Zim stopped him.
"You were right, stink-meat. The labs tell me that this is mecrob DNA. They must be trying to stop the armada of the Irkens. Which means they'll side with you. So in the end, earth-stink, you get another ally. But I will still defeat you all!"
"Right, Zim, right. Who's crazy now?"
"Uhhh……YOU! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"You fiend! No matter. I still have the mecrob! We shall win, Zim. We shall win!"
When Dib was saying he and the mecrob would win, he had no idea that a game of dodge ball would soon ensue among the kids of the playground. It was Zim and Torque Smacky vs. everybody else. That included Dib, Jhonen, and Googlly, who was currently bouncing around with glee.
"It's like training big bro! We're gonna win, We're gonna win!"
"Yes, I know. We're the best and dodging things and throwing them back."
Dib, however, was less confident. He was shaking in his shoes. He was the worst at dodge ball, and now he had to play with a button attached to his chest.
"GET READY!" the tusk-bearing P.E. teacher shouted.
"GET SET"
Jhonen bent down a little.
Googlly bounced around in circles on his head.
Dib stood there nervously waiting.
"GO!"
Zim threw one ball before everybody else was throwing balls at him. Torque was picking up and throwing balls like crazy until only the mecrob kids and Dib were left.
Dib picked up a ball and threw it only to have it batted away by Torque. Zim was sitting behind Torque laughing maniacally.
Then the mecrob were the last left, against Torque and Zim. Torque threw 5 balls at them and they stopped them in mid-air in front of them. They shot them out in balls of light back at him. They all hit him, his hair set on fire, and he ran away screaming like a girl. Then Zim was left, who got hit with about 50 balls at one by the mecrob kids. They high-fived and did a little dance.
"Next time, stinklings! Next time!" Zim ran home skipping school for the whole day.
"Well," Dib said. "I guess we'll be winning a lot more games from now on."