Triangle

Author: Kelly Brake

Disclaimer: All characters and episodes belong to Chris Carter and 1013 productions. I am just borrowing them!

Mulder is stuck in the past on a ship with Nazi's, Slave's obsessed with cigars and men called Picard. While Scully trys desperately to alter scripts and get her own show.

Present

Mulder: Floating, floating in the water...hey wait a minute I'm not supposed to be awake.

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1930's

German Guy 1: Look at this, white American trash.
German Guy 2: You can't possibly know that, he hasn't spoke yet.
Mulder: Hey...get your hands off me. My name is Fox Mulder; I'm with the FBI.
German Guy 2: You were right, I owe you 200 deutch marks.
Mulder: Actually, it's euros nowadays.
German Guy 1: Shut it, you!
Mulder: Okay, you may continue kicking me.

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Present

Scully: Oh great, I finally get rid of Mulder for the episode and then you guys have to turn up. What devastating news have you three got for me today?
Langly: Mulder's gone missing.
Scully: I see
Byers: And he's in the Bermuda Triangle
Scully: Yeah
Frohike: He's missing, in the Bermuda Triangle and he's wearing your underwear.
Scully: THAT'S IT. We have to go find him, why the little...

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1930's

Mulder: The SS Anne? Yes, I finally found it...wow, 1930. No Way!
Nazi Spender: Vot are you doing here?
Mulder: No way, I mean, would you be interested in some underwear.

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Present

Scully: Listen up, Kersh.
Kersh: Agent Scully, did you really have to kick the door down?
Scully: It's in the script.
Kersh: I don't see it here...
Scully: Did I forget to mention it's a new script.
Kersh: Who wrote it?
Scully: Me, but that's beside the point... checks script okay here we go. I need your help, I need these co-ordinates and I need them last week.
Kersh: Weren't you driving around last week?
Scully: No that was Mulder, if your gonna ask stupid questions. I shall take my business elsewhere.

Scully: Skinner, I need your help and I don't care...
Skinner: I'm sorry I can't help you, my hands are tied on this.
Scully: You always say that
Skinner: But they really are tied...
Scully: Save it.
Skinner: Still I do get that kiss?
Scully: Two words guess what they are!

Scully: Agent Spender, oh buddy, oh pal!

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1930's

Mulder: This is too much. Being forced to see the CSM and Spender in Nazi uniform...thank god there's a future.
Nazi CSM: I heard that, throw him in the boiler room so we can discover his secrets.

Slave 1: Yo man, how's it going.
Mulder: What is this?
English man 1: how's it looking?
Slave 1: You'd better shut up or I'll knock you into the middle of next week.
English 1: Just try it, mate.
Slave Kersh: Here's the plan, we're gonna stop by Cuba, pick up some fine cigars then back home.
Mulder: Home?
Slave Kersh: Jamaica!
English 2: No England...to pick up...
English 1: Don't say it...
English 2: some...
English 1: I'll shoot you...
English 2: Earl Grey Tea
Picard: You rang?

Mulder: What are you doing?
Slave Kersh: Overriding her...we're going home!
Mulder: You can't, you have to go back.
Slave Kersh: Says who, you?
Mulder: well...
Picard: No me, I am the captain. Helm, lay in a course, warp 3, and engage.
Mulder: Hop it you, this is my show not the...

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present

Scully: The Scully show, it'll be great.
Frohike: Okay but how does this help Mulder?
Byers: Look a ship...
Langly: Came out of nowhere.
Scully: Wonderful we found the ship, enough about the ship, more about my show.

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1930's

Mulder: Scully, there you are?
30's Scully: Excuse me, get your mucky Nazi paws off me.
Mulder: I just don't under...
Nazi CSM: Hey kids, I'm gonna start-shooting people at random now until I get answers. Any volunteers.

English men: Be very quiet, the Nazi's don't know we're gonna attack...

Mulder: Oh look a fight, how convient. Let's escape.
30's: I guess I have no choice but to run off with a weird guy I don't even know and thinks I'm someone else. Why am I suddenly getting deja vu?

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Present

Scully: Langly, Byers, Frohike...where are you guys?
Frohike: man, she'll never find us here on the bridge.
Byers: true
Langly: She should know better than not to challenge the Lone Gunmen at a game of hide and seek.

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1930's

Mulder: okay we've ran around and I've come up with a plan.
30's Scully: Great...
Mulder: And the futures calling to me...
30's Scully: Huh?
Future: Fox, it's time to come back, Fox.
30's Scully: All I have to do is turn the ship around and marge is your mother?
Mulder: Pretty much. Surf's up. Splash
30's Scully: Good riddance.

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Present

Scully: He's awake, how are you Mulder?
Mulder: You're floating...
Scully: Excuse me?
Mulder: Like a cloud...in the air.
Frohike: What drugs is he on?
Langly: I want some...on IV...now!
Mulder: You were there Scully and you...
Skinner: Yeah me and my dog Queequeg.
Scully: Hey he was my dog...and he got eaten, it was very distressing...
Skinner: Who cares!

Mulder: You saved the world.
Scully: Really?
Mulder: You're a life saver.
Scully: Aww shucks, thanks.
Mulder: Scully...I love you.
Scully: Later

Scully runs into the nearest wall and knocks herself out.