Umm, Mitsu will be writing this chapter so she owns…OH NO! Mitsu!
Sorry, she wrote it all in Japanese!
Mitsu: Tsu?
Never mind…I'll edit it as I type… Enjoy!
After the extreme boredom we call 'school', Kairi, Sapphire and Mitsu were making their way along the streets towards absolutely nowhere.
"Hey Mitsu?" said Kairi. Mitsu looked in her direction.
"Tsu?" she said. (A/N: You people had better get used to this 'Tsu' thing.)
"How about we go visit your grandmother? We can introduce the people in our group."
"Obaasan wa?" Mitsu asked.
"Err…yeah, your obaasan, your grandmother," said Kairi, confused. While Mitsu was thinking about this, Sapphire asked, "She lives with her grandmother? Only her grandmother? What happened to her other family?"
Kairi turned to face her, her eyes suddenly shadowed.
"She doesn't talk about. I have only know her parents died in some sort of accident."
The three girls arrived at the Majesties mansion. Sapphire opened the door, ignoring the rule to knock or ring the doorbell. Just as Mitsu entered the building, her eyes flashed and she almost fell. Sapphire caught her just in time. Mitsu woke suddenly and jumped out of Sapphire's arms.
"Nani gairimasku?!" Mitsu cried loudly.
"Uhm-" stated Sapphire.
"You know, sometimes I wonder about you, Sapphire," joked Tala. "Not only do you act weird, but you're starting to sexually abuse small children-"
"I am not!" retorted Sapphire, yet she couldn't keep the smile off her face. Kairi grabbed Mitsu's arm and dragged her into the large dinning room, leaving Sapphire and Tala to finish their argument. Kai, Lee, Tyson and Michael were the only people in the room. Tyson caught sight of Mitsu.
"HEL-LO!!!" he exclaimed as he jumped up.
"Tsu?" said Mitsu, clueless.
"Oh," said Kairi. "This is Mitsu, she's a friend from school, but she doesn't speak much English. She's from Kyoto, in Japan, So Be Nice!"
"Oh, don't worry, Kairi! I'll be nice to Mitsu-real nice," said Tyson.
"Tsu…?" said Mitsu cutely as she cocked her head to one side. "Come to…Mitsu's house?"
Everyone agreed, eager to see a traditional Japanese house. Kairi and Mitsu led the way out of the room and into the entrance. Silence. It seemed that Sapphire and Tala had stopped fighting but they weren't there either. Thinking nothing of it, Tyson, Kairi, Mitsu, Kai, Lee and Michael walked out the door and down the road to Mitsu's house.
The whole way there, Kai and Kairi walked together, Michael and Lee talked about their blades and Tyson tagged with Mitsu.
"Hey Mitsu," started Tyson. "Ya doing anything tomorrow?"
"Tsu…? To…morrow…?" Mitsu said.
"Yeah, it's that time after today-"
"KATEI!!" exclaimed Mitsu as she suddenly ran ahead of everyone else to a small wooden douse with Cherry Blossom trees on the sides. Mitsu ran to the door but did not go inside, she faced them and waited for them to approach. They all had a sweat drop on their heads and Tyson was scratching his possibly empty one.
"Someone's glad to be home," muttered Kai.
"Wel…come," said Mitsu as she opened the door for them. "Kore wa watashino katêi desu," she said. They walked inside, not knowing what she said. Mitsu walked in, closing the door behind them.
"Obaasan! Watahiwa katei desu!" Mitsu called. "Chotomate kudesai," she said to her guest. Mitsu then went into a small room and came out with a frail old lady who was also wearing a traditional kimono.
"Konbanwa, Ryoko-san," said Kairi in greeting. Ryoko (Mitsu's g/m) looked at Kairi and said in reply," Ohayō, Kairi-kun."
Mitsu looked at her grandmother sadly. Ohayō means morning.
"Um, Mrs. Shimita-san," started Tyson (A/N: Tyson is such an idiot).
"We were wondering if Mitsu could stay with us for a while, is that ok?"
Ryoko glared at him, then started in her broken English.
"You meeta new friends -a- now you wana to live de-dees boys! No, no, no! You stay –ya- here wit ta – your obaasan and da- no sexy relation for –re- you!"
Lee, Kai, Michael, Kairi and Tyson quickly backed out the door. As they closed the door behind them, they could hear Ryoko's angry yells.
"You go do and have sexy with you –re- friends! I know what –ta- dis kids do this day! They get together and go out! Not at your years, Mitsu-kun! I ashamed. You wanna ta hava six-sum with – tha, your friend! Is disgust!" The rest couldn't be understood as she started yelling in Japanese.
"Well, it looks like Mitsu won't be coming with us to Russia then," said Lee.
"NO WAY! She's coming, you loser!" shouted Tyson. "Even if we gotta kidnap her! She's coming!" Kairi shook her head.
"No! You can't make me!"
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"I can't believe I'm dong this!" whispered Kairi.
"Shh! This is her room!" said Kai.
"Okay, I'll grab her and Kairi, you keep her quiet. Uh, Kai. If the grandmother comes, it's up to you to do something," said Tyson. Kai face faulted.
"Why me?" he muttered to himself as Tyson silently opened the window. He crawled inside and there came a muffled squeal. A second later
Tyson came out the window with his hand around Mitsu's mouth. Kai froze as he heard shuffling from inside the house. Instantly, Kai realized that Ryoko was awake. He grabbed Mitsu and Tyson, slamming the window shut behind them. With a restless Mitsu in Tyson's and Kai's arms, and Kairi keeping her quiet, they quickly crept back to the Majestic's Mansion.
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"Good morning!" yelled Tyson in Mitsu's face.
"Ah!" Mitsu screamed. "Eh? This be not home! Where Mitsu?"
"Ya've been kidnapped," said Kairi, trying to stifle a yawn.
"Kid…napped?" asked Mitsu, obviously not familiar with the term.
"Taken against your will," explained Kairi.
"Does Mitsu like be kid…napped?"
Kairi shook her head. "Why do I bother?"
"Yeah! And guess what?" Tyson yelled happily.
"Tsu?"
"WE'RE GOING TO RUSSIA TODAY!!" Mitsu blinked uncertainly.
"Russia?" she repeated.
"Hn, and we're going to miss the 8:30 am flight, so I suggest we hurry up," said Kai as he walked into the room. Lee followed him.
"Is everyone packed and ready to go?" he asked.
"Hey, wait a minute!" said Kairi. "Where's Tala and Sapphire?"
"Oh yeah, where did they get to last night?" sneered Tyson. Everyone glanced at each other, mischievous grins starting to form. They all rushed to Tala's room, with Mitsu bolting behind them, unsure about what the fuss was. Kai and Kairi, being the fittest and the fastest, opened the door to find Tala and Sapphire on his bed. Tala was only in his boxer shorts and Sapphire in her underwear and bra, both of them sprawled on the covers. Tala sat up, woken by the sudden sound, and shaded his view with his hand.
"Aw, crap!" he muttered.
"Ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Ha, ha! Tala got busted!" yelled Tyson, then everyone else (even Kai) laughed. Mitsu crawled under everyone's legs, jumped up, pointed at Sapphire and Tala and said loudly (very loudly), "SEX!!!"
Everyone laughed harder.
"I think that's, like the only word she actually knows!" cried Lee as he continued to laugh. When everyone finally calmed down (and Sapphire still hadn't woken) Tyson asked," Did you at least use protection?'
Tala's face turned white. "Fuck, I knew I forgot something!!"
Everyone started laughing again.
"Ok! Ok! You guys caught us! Now can you please leave us with some dignity and privacy!" Tala snapped.
"Why? You two going to do it again before Russia?" joked Kai.
"Oh my god! I forgot about Russia!"
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"Jesus! What a long flight! I want my money back!" yelled Tyson, loud enough for everyone in the airport to hear. Kai rolled his eyes as he picked up his bag. During the flight, everyone had been glancing at Sapphire and Tala. Tyson and Lee had told all the teams.
Everyone was quiet (except Tyson) as the sleek black limos pulled up in front of a huge mansion. Or maybe it was a castle?
Sleeping arrangements were quickly made, with only one slight argument.
"Me and Mitsu! Meeee and Mitsu!" screamed Tyson as he jumped up and down.
"No!" shouted Kairi when suddenly-
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!" yelled Mitsu as she thrust her fist into Kairi's surprised face.
(A few hours later:)
Kairi came skipping into one of the lounge rooms, where most of the bladers were sitting.
"Guess what? I was just talking to Spud and-" Kairi pressed the speaker button on her phone and Spud's voice filled the room.
"-It's natural. Animals do it all the time. -"
Sapphire stood up and stalked out the room as everyone cracked up laughing.
Wow! That was almost a long chapter…
If you want the Japanese translations, just ask.
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