Author's Note: Don't use the Russian translator, it doesn't translate very good. Only use it if you want some good laughs. I'll just have to remember what they're saying. Go to the very bottom for the translatons. The sentences in Russian will have a number like this, 1, go find the corresponding number that's the translation for the sentence. It's pretty essential. Some convos are in Russian and some of them are important for you to understand. And Kiki, her name is Kiki Okina, she's a 23 year old Japanese girl. Even though in her picture she has small boobs, she's suppose to have tig ol bitties.She was adopted by a retired CIA agent.I'm still kinda contemplating things with her. Also I don't own any Metal Gear Solid things so don't sue me. The only thing I do own is Kiki Okina. If any of you want to borrow any components of this fanfic then ask me first. Also, Kiki is suppose to be unbelivably pretty like EVA. And I made Ocelot a major pervert (no pun intended). If you notice how Ocelot and his troops say bitch alot, it's because I'm making fun of Ocelot saying bitch in the game.The beginning takes place a little bit after the virtuous mission starts. And if you have any suggestions for my story of how it could be better or things you think should be added then tell me! Oh, AND, I have three other chapters that are on the computer but I have to edit them because things are all really screwed up. This version of the fan fic isn't even the original, this is the better edited version.
Chapter1 , An Unexpected Landing
She awoke inside the airplane, it had crashed and when she blacked out she wasn't sure whether she died or not. All around her the plane had been wrecked, this insides weren't bad compared the outside. It was a small plane, there was only enough room for three people. The pilot and two passengers.
Kiki got up and walked to the cockpit, the pilot was dead. His neck was broken at a strange angle. She thanked God that her friend Karen was sick and couldn't go with her on this trip.
The only thing was now she was alone, she knew very little about wilderness survival. Besides, she was only a rich city girl photographer. The only thing she knew was the things anyone else knew, the common sense things. If she had to defend herself she knew martial arts, also, if she ever got a gun she was an expert marksman. She went back into the airplane and looked for her backpack. It wasn't in the plane, so she went outside. As soon as she went outside she saw it hanging on a tree branch.
She picked up a small piece of airplane debree and threw it at the backpack. It hit and the backpack fell to the ground. Immediately she rushed to it and pulled out medical supplies and treated her minor injuries. In the crash she had suffered minor bumps, bruises, and cuts. Other then that she was okay, she didn't even need any stitches for her cuts.
After she was done she put the medical supplies back in her backpack and put it on her back.
She growled, "I wish I had worn something else. But it's not like I knew we were going to crash..."
Her outfit was impy skimpy, it was a blue silken dress that stopped above her knees.
I didn't wear normal shoes either, I wore high heels...
The plane had crashed in Dremuchij, a thick muggy jungle teeming with wildlife. While she ventured away from the crash site she had one hell of a time walking around. Her heels would sink into the soft soil, or get caught in thick vegetation. After much annoyance of having to fix her shoes every two seconds she took them off, and in a pissy rage chucked them somewhere in very thick vegetation. In the end she ended up walking around in her bare feet, which probably wasn't the smartest idea in a jungle.
"Oh God, I'm going to be eaten or something..."
"The first thing I'm going to do is find some where to rest."
Very quickly she became lost in the jungle, she kept going in circles. What was even worse was she hadn't advanced much further from the crash site. Not only that but eventually people would come and investigate the crash site.
Kiki sighed and sat under a large tree, then she noticed funny looking fruits in the tree, they were these mango looking things. They were Russian False Mangoes. She found some rocks and threw them at the fruit until a few fell. Afterwards she put some in her backpack and ate one. It seemed to taste very good to her.
Then she sat down and rested against a tree.
"Might as well get some rest and hope someone finds me."
She fell asleep, then a while later she woke up to a strange growl noise some distance away. The growl sounded almost cat-like, but with her luck it would end up being a tiger or something like that.
"RAAAAARRRR!"
Fear engulfed her, she didn't know what she'd do. She knew a little bit about the wild, but not how to fend off a damn tiger. Dear God...
When she gets scared she sings a particular tune to herself, a tune she had taught to herself. So she began to sing it to calm herself down and make her feel better. And it worked, or atleast helped.
1"Каждое останавливаете, слушаете, вы слышите то нот?"a man said to his soldiers.
A distance away a group of men and their leader was scouring Dremuchij for the downed plane. The leader heard Kiki's singing and he stopped all his men and commanded them to be quiet. He turned a ear towards the source and listened, the melody was beautiful, entrancing. How could there be something that elegant in the jungle of Dremuchij? The man and all the soldiers were admiring her angelic voice, though they were stressed it had enlightened their mood strangely enough. This puzzled him so, he commanded his men to proceed foreward slowly and stealthily. The music faded away.
2"Alright каждое, двигает вне, предосторежение крайности взятия!"the leader whispered.
Yet again she heard that strange cat-like sound, and following it was the sound of foilage being crushed under many feet and voices of men. The sounds kept coming closer and closer to her and she became scared again. Kiki closed her eyes and hoped everything would go away. Then she felt the presence of people, the noises had stopped except the faint sound of murmmering voices.
3"Это survivor тот авиакатастрофы случил немного минут тому назад? Я интересую если она мертва." a voice spoke.
Someone came up to her and firmly grabbed one of her breasts.
She opened her eyes and slapped him in the face. He recoiled back and rubbed his face. Now he was extremely pissed.
4"Вы сука!"
He drew his makarov in a fancy spinning motion and pointed it in her face.
"Go ahead, shoot me."
No matter how much he tried he couldn't, he returned his gun to its holster.
5"Будут вами? Адом будет вы делая здесь! Не безопасно здесь."
"I have no idea what the hell your saying! Does it look like I speak Russian? Well actually, I know a few things. I was learning it before I went on vacation..."
A giant vein throbbed on his forehead.
6"СУКА!"
He slapped her.
7"No one говорит больноя Ocelot! NO ONE! Вы 5, принимаете ее прочь!"
8"Да, господин!" they said.
Five soldiers emerged from the large group of soldiers and tried to grab her, but they couldn't. She used highly evasive martial arts skills. If they did manage to grab her she gave them a good beating. The five soldiers were defeted with ease, they all lie on the ground moaning. She had even broken one man's arm.
9"Никудышно вы все!" Ocelot yelled."Остальнои вас, получают ее!"
10"Да, господин!"they all said.
There were probably about 20-30 soldiers, they all assaulted her and she took most of them out. She took most of them out with ease, but since there was a decent amount of them the more she took out the more she tired. To her surprize she managed to beat all of them except one, there was one left. On the last one she did a sneaky manuver and took his assult rifle and pointed it to his head.
11"Очень импрессивно я должен сказать, очень fancy работа. Я реально не забочу если вы снимаете его, то, оно только один воин. Его можно заменить."
She sighed, she couldn't beat this guy. This very arrogant, attractive guy. Kiki kicked the soldier in the crotch and he crumpled onto the ground.
12"Даже не попытайтесь снять меня," he said, "мои отражения быстре после этого вы думают."
13"Um...Нет? Я люблю вылизать вал собаки когда я иду работать?"she attempted speaking Russian, though she barely understood a word he said.
14A confused look appeared on his face,"То ваш русский horrible или ваш шально. Отсутствие дела."
15Ocelot grinned, "Право на времени."
He made that strange cat-like noise she heard earlier, and a seemingly endless amount of soldiers ambushed her from nowhere. She was completely surrounded and had nowhere to run. Besides the fact that she couldn't take all of them on at once.
16"Let's увидеть если вы можете принять на все эти воинов."he laughed.
Even she knew when she was beat, and she was royally screwed. Kiki dropped the gun and raised her hands.
17"То более лучшее, я любит сотрудничество. Теперь вы 2, принимаете ее прочь. И это время даже не пытается сопротивлять. Вы,вы dare не касатьетесь ей. Если я улавливаю любой из вас даже кладя перст на ее, то я будуубийство вы."
Two soldiers came out of the giant group and took her by the arms. She didn't like idolly standing by and do nothing. With ease she escaped from their grasp and knocked them out. The soldiers around her pointed their weapons at her, she raised her hands.
Ocelot laughed.
18"Твердолобо я вижу. Наилучшим образом, я угадываю я себя общаться с вами."
He took an assult rifle from one of the uncontious soldiers and pointed it at her. She closed her eyes, she was really petrified. Was he really going to shoot her?
19"Пожалуйста отсутствие всхода..."she said in a scared whimper.
Then the next instance everything had gone black, stayed black.
"Oh God...he shot me..."
Kiki came to in some crappy room with a big window. She looked out the window. It looked like ruins to perhaps a warehouse? This crappy old room had a cot, a wood stove, a desk, a filing cabinet, and a pair of lockers. This place was Rassvet.
She looked down at herself, he hadn't shot her.
Then she noticed a door. She became overly happy, but she probably should have thought first. Like they were going to leave her unguarded. Hell no. Stupidly she went to the door and opened it. There was a Ocelot guard standing infront of it, his back was to the door. She easily could have taken him out, but there were other soldiers around.
So she closed the door and sat on the cot.
"Shit, what can I do now?"
Her backpack wasn't even here, they must have taken it.
Then she got up and went to the door and opened it.
"Hey, soldier guy. I'm hungry. Can you get me something to eat?"
20He turned around and looked at her funny,"Ад делает я посмотрите как? A кельнер? Получите вашего ишака назад внутрь и общайтесь с им."
There was a false tone in his voice.
Of course, she wasn't too happy.
"Well you know what,"she paused,"your beret is stupid looking!"
Afterwards she turned around and closed the door, going over to the cot and sitting on it.
"Asshole..."she mumbled.
A few minutes later the soldier guarding the door came in.
"What the hell do you want?"she said coldly.
He took a Russian ration from his pocket and gave it to her. The guy was a very gentle, hardly violent person.
"I'm sorry about being a bitch earlier. I was just trying to look like a hard ass. The other soldiers think I'm a pansy you see...And I don't like the berets either. I think they're kinda gay. My bet is Raikov probably ordered them. Anyway, my name is Johnny."
"You can speak english? Does that mean all of you can speak english? Thanks for the food. If you want I could show you some moves to make you look like a bad ass. Oh, by the way, my name is Kiki."
"Nice to meet you. But really? You could? That's great! Yeah, we all had to learn english."
"But first, what do they plan to do with me?"
"Hmm, I'm not sure. If they were going to kill you they would have done it most likely the minute they found you. Besides, I think "he's" fond of you. Other then that I think they want to use you for any skills you may have. They don't really tell us much."
"Who's "he"?"
Johnny's stomach made a funny loud growling noise. He then clutched his stomach.
"Sorry...I have to go to the bathroom!"
Then he ran out of the room.
"God damn it, I want to get the hell out of here! Get some new clothes, a shower, real food, a real room..."she sighed.
She opened the ration and smelled it.
"Oh God, this food smells like shit. But...I'm really hungry...so I guess I have to eat it..."
Slowly she removed the food from the ration container and ate it. Her face turned pale, it tasted horrible. Maybe the food was expired? Nope. It just had a really gross taste. Kiki nearly puked it tasted so aweful.
"How do they eat this garbage?"
Suddenly she had a great not so great idea, if the door guard was gone then she might be able to sneak out. For there wouldn't be many more guards to deal with if she was lucky. She noticed that Johnny had left his gun propped up against the wall since he was in such a big hurry. That was a plus, atleast now she had a weapon. It was an AK 47, fully loaded, she'd handled these before.
So she took it and opened the door, so far the coast was clear. Slowly she walked and hid behind stacks of crates every so often. There was a gate next to the building she was in. It was clear, all the soldiers in the area had gone for a cigarrette break. Then she ran for it and got through the open gate with no problem.
"Uh-huh, go me, it's my birthday, yeah! I mean...I'm a tree..."
It became very silent except for the sounds of nature and the nearby voices of the chatty soldiers. She turned around to check if anyone was following her, she was in the clear. Then she turned around and went to run, but she bumped into someone and fell back onto her bum. The AK fell out of her hands onto the ground.
"Shit!"she said aloud, very loud.
Her head was still down, she hadn't bothered to look up.
21"Так где вы идя! Hm?"a familiar voice spoke.
"Nothing sexier then an Asian woman with a gun..."he mumbled to himself.
He kneeled down so he was face to face to her, he lifted her head up by her chin. She hadn't expected it, but out of nowhere he slapped her. Her head moved to the side but she didn't flinch, she only grunted a little.
"Hm," he sniffed "you smell good."
"Nice complement...wait...you just spoke english?"she said.
Strangely enough there was a sweet kindness in his voice, and he was a person far from gentle.
Then he became real nasty again,"Shut up, bitch. Don't give me your sass because I won't take it, I'll slap your smart mouth. And where the hell do you think your going? Just can't sit still can you?"
"Oh yeah, I'm just gonna stay in some weird place when I have no idea where I am."
She rolled her eyes.
Ocelot said nothing in responce, he was too busy looking down the dip of her nightgown. Kiki whistled like she was beconing a dog.
"Hey!"she clapped her hands.
"Oh," he shook his head and looked in her eyes ,"bitch, uhhh, bitch?"
They both stood up, she just shook her head again. Johnny went walking by them. Ocelot coughed loudly, Johnny stopped and turned to Ocelot.
22"Y-Yes, господин?"he answered.
23"Ад вы делал? Где были вы? Почему в боге имя вы не наблюдали ее?"
Ocelot interrigated him heavilly and mercilessly, Johnny trembled with fear. After he was done scaring the life out of the poor man, Johnny left in a hurry back to his post infront of the door. He doubled back and grabbed his AK and left again.
"Let's go, you. This time you'll stay put like a good girl."
"No, screw you. I'm not going anywhere."
"What? You dare defy Ocelot the great!"he became enraged.
"Apperently so."
Then he started cursing to himself in Russian.
After some consideration Kiki thought her best change was to beat the crap out of Ocelot. Well, she just wanted to beat the crap out of him because he was an asshole. And she didn't like him much so far. So her assult began, she lunged forewards and tackled him to the ground. He was taken in by surprise and squeeled loudly like a schoolgirl. She slapped the hell out of him many times then he escaped her grasp and they started wrestling. It was some crazy ass wild wrestling.
24"Hey! Кто-то... помогает мне... c'mon вы ленивые... ишаки... хорошие для шишек nothin... гречихи!"Ocelot tried yelling for help while he and Kiki wrestled.
Some nearby solders perked their heads at Ocelot and Kiki and rushed over, they stood there watching them. Then more and more soldiers came and watched them. After there were so many soldiers they started cheering Ocelot on as if they were watching a game on TV. He forgot about every one except...her.
After about ten minutes of wrestling they stopped to catch their breath. Kiki was over top of Ocelot holding her body up with her hands on the ground under Ocelot's arms. Ocelot was obviously lying under her with his arms out straight. His face was right under her breasts. But neither of them took note because they were so exaughsted and taking a few minutes to catch their breath.
The group of soldiers quieted down and broke up going back to their posts, the game had lost its flavor.
Ocelot had recovered, but Kiki was still catching her breath, he just lie there then noticed her boobs were in his face.
"Ooooh, mmmm... олухи..."Ocelot said dreamily.
Suddenly Kiki felt Ocelot grab one of her breasts, twice.
"Honk! Honk!"he grabbed her breast like a car horn.
She growled, then let her body fall on his as she started strangling him with her hands.
"Ack...please...stop...won't grab...no more..."he gurgled.
His face became tinged with blue, then she felt kind of bad so she stopped choking him. Though she remained sitting on him.
"Don't try anything funny again!"she said.
"Yes..."barely anything was heard from his mouth.
Afterwards she got off of him and held her hand out to him, there was a somewhat pissed look on her face.
He coughed and gagged holding his throat with both hands, catching his breath again, then he took her hand and she pulled him onto his feet. His eyes narrowed firmly at her.
"СУКА..."he said under his breath.
He grabbed her firmly by the arm and he dragged her back to the crappy warehouse room she had been in. Then he shoved her in the room and he came in and closed the door behind him.
Johnny looked at the door over his shoulder,"I feel sorry for her, it's bad news when he does that. You know how it is working isolated in the jungle with only men around you all the time... Once there's a woman, especially a very attractive Asian woman...BAM! He strikes like a snake. He especially has a thing for Asian women so it's aplus for him. But then again, anyone wearing these gay ass red berets are morons. Even myself. No, I had to be an Ocelot solder..."
Then he turned his back to the door and went back on watch.
"You know what? I--"
He was cut off by his walkie talkie.
"Ocelot! Where the hell are you! There's a situation here that needs to be taken care of. Get your ass over here now!"
He answered his walkie talkie. A big sigh escaped from his mouth.
"Damn it, Volgin. I'm kinda busy. What is it, anyway? If it's another spider have Raikov kill it."
"...Raikov doesn't like spiders either. You have to kill it, noone's around."
"Grr...you better be clothed this time. I don't want to see anyone's hairy ass."
"I shaved," he coughed "besides the point you need to kill it."
"Fine..."
"Oh, and also while your here tell me about that girl you found from the plane crash. If she has any good skills, we can use her."
"Yes...You always interupt during importain things."
Volgin goes to speak and is interupted by a girly scream,"Oh my God! Oh my God! It's so gross! Ahhhh!"
"I'm coming right away, Volgin!"
"Damn bastard..."he said under his breath.
He clipped the walkie talkie to the side of his belt. Then he turned around and looked at Kiki.
"I must depart, but I will return for you."
Then he left.
Johnny opened the door and went inside.
"Um...are you alright?"he asked.
"Hell no! Go get me a fucking cigarrette!"
"...I don't have any."
"Then go get me one!"
"Uh, I'm not suppose to leave my post."
Johnny had turned very feeble.
"JUST GO!"
"O-Okay!"
He ran off to a pair of soldiers on a break.
25"Вы увидели ту суку bitchin"one said.
26"Yeah, та сука была довольно горяча. Сказанное Ocelot что сука носила дух. И я сказал ему alot дух износа сук."the other one answered.
27Then Johnny coughed,"Я не намереваюсь сломать вверх этот переговор о суках... но... я cig."
The two soldiers stopped talking and glaired at him.
28"Ад вы хочет, сука ya маленькая?"the one said.
29"Yeah, come back хорошее! В вашей стороне, Johnny!"the other one gave the soldier a high five.
30"Cig's ровные для меня, prisonner хотят одно. И я не курю, настолько естественно я не иду иметь любые."
31"Как мы знаем ваша справедливую делающ ее вверх?"one of the two said.
32"Посмотрите, Vlad. Я не вышел бы но она находилась в реально pissy настроении... и она принимала ее вне на мне. И штифтик, ваше funny, ваш идиот. Так угодите, справедливо дайте мне одно и я пойду прочь."
33"Отлично," Vlad handed him a cig, "теперь получите outta ада здесь."
"О'кейо, мой ишак пойдено!"Johnny smiled and walked away.
He came back to the room and Kiki was still there, it seemed she hadn't even attempted to escape. She was sitting down on the cot. Feebly Johnny approuched her.
"Here, I got you a cigarrette, Kiki."his hand trembled as he gave her the cigarrette.
She gentle took the cig and stuck it in her mouth,"Thanks alot, Johnny."
Then he started to panic.
"Oh my God, I don't have matches or a lighter. OH GOD!"
"Don't worry about it, I can use the flame from the wood stove. You should probably go back to your post before Ocelot comes back. You know how he'll freak out if your not. Sorry for all the trouble."
"It's okay, don't worry about it. Alright, well see you later, I'm going back outside."
"Bye, Johnny."
He left the room.
She stood up and walked over to the wood stove slowly sticking the cig in it until it lit. Then she stuck it back in her mouth and took a deep long puff, exhailing the smoke from her mouth and nostrils. After a few minutes she had reduced the cig to a stub and she flung it on the floor, exhailing more smoke from her mouth and nostrils.
Ocelot hadn't come back once to harass her, it had only been about half an hour after he left. He must have been pretty busy with whatever he was doing. Or maybe it was just quincidental with the wrestle they had had earlier. But then again she probably didn't want to know what he was doing.
Kiki was curled up in a ball on the cot.
So she got off the cot and went to the door, opening it. No one was there, someone was suppose to be there. The grounds were strangely empty. They weren't suppose to be. Something was wrong, she suddenly got a forbbiding feeling.
Now she knew Ocelot wouldn't kill his own men for no reason, or even at all. Unless they messed with his hat. Then maybe... Stupid red berret.
"Johnny?"she called"Johnny? You there? Johnny?"
Then she heard some comotion near by and then silence. She walked outside and saw Johnny collapsed on the ground. Quickly she rushed to his side and knealed next to him shaking his body.
"Johnny, you alright? What happened?"
"Uhhhhhh..."he muttered.
Then she noticed a tranquilizer dart sticking out of his neck.
"Oh my God! What the hell? A tranq dart?"
Then a shadowy figure appeared before her.
"Did...you...did you do this to...Johnny?"she said inbetween sobs.
The man felt kinda bad now.
"He's not dead...he's only passed out."he tried reassuring her.
"Why do you pick on Johnny? He only wants to fit in with everyone else."
"Um, I knocked out the other soldiers too."
"This is for Johnny!"
Kiki lunged foreward and jump kicked him with a strong force which launched him back through some crates and crummy brick walls.
"Holy shit...I kicked that dude's ass! Ten points for me!"
She did her happy dance.
Stupid her wasn't paying attention and the man came back and put a gun to her head. She stopped dancing.
Fuck me...
"So who do you work for? Volgin? GRU? KGB? Are you a Cobra? Just hold still and let me get a good look at you."
Kiki stood perfectly still with her back to him.
He walked over Johnny's torpid body, then he walked back to Kiki and pointed his gun at her.
"Slowly turn around."he said.
She did what he said.
His mouth dropped wide open and he oggled her with his eyes.
"What? Why are you staring at me like that?"
He shook his head to snap out of his daze.
"Uhhhh...ummm...I wasn't expecting an Asian woman. Where's Sokolov?"
"What the hell are you talking about? Why does everyone say they're not expecting an Asian woman?"
"Well around these parts there aren't going to be any running around. I'm here to rescue a Russian scientist named Sokolov, intellegence said he was suppose to be here. Only your here instead. What's your name?"
She gave him a dirty look.
"I don't even know you, I'm not going to tell you my name. Who do you think I am?"
"Well my name is Snake."
"Riiiiiiiight. Nice code name..."
Kiki heard a noise, she wasn't quite sure at first if she had because it was so faint. But then she saw Ocelot sneaking up on Snake. She looked past Snake's head and saw Ocelot press a finger to his lips. Normally she would have bluntly said Ocelot was behind him. But then she thought about what he'd do if she did. A million disturbing thoughts crossed her mind. None of them were good so she said nothing.
"Your doing a really good job of pretending to not a have a damn clue of what I'm talking about. Well good job, it's really convincing!"
Snake holstered his gun.
For some reason it looked like Snake was going to turn around so she lunged forewards into his arms, embracing him. He was pretty surprised, but he slowly advanced his arms around her. A stupid grin appeared on his face.
"Nice..."he said to himself.
"Please...take me with you...they don't feed me. It's horrible."
"Then why's there a ration container on the floor over there?"
"Uh...the only thing they feed me are Russian rations. It's like eating...rotten snakes."
He grunted a little.
"Snakes taste pretty good actually. But I guess your right, those rations are sick as shit."
Then Ocelot came up behind Snake and hit him in the back of the head with a big brick. Snake groaned a little then passed out, his body slumped completely onto Kiki. She nearly dropped him because he was so heavy.
"Good job,"Ocelot grinned his stupid grin,"now go put him in that room and watch him."
Ocelot was gone again.
"So he let's me drag around the body when it weighs a million pounds!"she said to herself.
She dropped Snake on the ground then grabbed his arms and started dragging him inside the room she had been in. Kiki had drug him by the cot.
Afterwards she sat on the cot and lie down, not even watching Snake as Ocelot told her to. After a few minutes she fell soundly asleep. When she came to Snake was gone. Which she had intended to happen the whole time. She went to talk to Johnny who guarded the door but it was some other creepy guy.
"Ocelot, sir!"she heard the guy guarding the door say.
Good God...that stupid bastard is back?
The soldier was in a stiff salute.
"At ease."Ocelot said.
The man guarding the door walked to the side and loosened up but remained in a straight posture.
Ocelot opened the door and went inside. Kiki sat up and turned to Ocelot. He walked over to her, his spurrs jingled playfully.
"Where's the American dog?"Ocelot asked.
"Huh, he must've escaped while I slept. When I woke up he was gone."
"What do you mean he escape? You bitch, you let him go...didn't you?"
She shook her head.
"I said he escaped. Believe me or don't, no one else was around to verify his escape."
Ocelot growled.
"It doesn't matter. Come, I'm taking you to Graznyji Grad. The colonal wishes to see you."
"No, I'm not going to your death camp. I'd rather die out here then be tortured and mutilated."
Kiki stood up and turned her back to Ocelot.
"It's not a death camp, it's a facility that houses the Shagohod. At any rate it doesn't matter whether you want to go or not. You have no choice, I'm taking you there."
Ocelot walked up behind her and grabbed her arms somewhat forcefully. With no warning she spun to his left and behind him grabbing his makarov in a quick motion. She pointed it at the back of his head. He raised his arms at the sides.
"My, my, your fast. I'm very impressed once again. But you can't shoot someone with an empty gun. You put on a good show, I must say."
He slowly turned around and put his arms down, smirking at her. She looked at the butt of the gun where the magazine is inserted and it was empty. The gun was empty like he had said.
"Now be a good girl and give me back my gun."
His hand reached out and opened, waiting for the gun to be put in it. Only Kiki didn't give it back to him, she started spinning it in a taunting manner. She'd spin it at the left and he'd grab for it and she'd move it over to the right. He'd grab for it and she'd move it to the left, spinning the gun much like Ocelot as she did this. Then she started showing off a little to piss him off. As she was showing off he tried grabbing his gun but she'd toss it into her other hand, or under her leg into her hand like you'd do with a basketball. He became very annoyed and looked to be near the breaking point of yelling, when something came crashing through the already much broken window.
Both of them stopped and looked at the window for the source, Kiki dropped the makarov. Whatever it was it exploded and admitted a thick white sufficating smoke. Instinctively she ran for the door and got out, while Ocelot remained behind and gagged heavily and then crumpled loudly onto the floor. When the smoke cleared she went back inside and saw Ocelot lying perfectly...still on the ground.
There is no way in hell he could die from a smoke gernade...unless there was poison in it?
A few of the Ocelot troops peeked their heads in the door, as if they had something to do with this. Kiki heard the door creak so she looked behind her at the door. All the heads disappeared and one soldier was shoved into the room by someone else.
"Um...uhhhh..."the soldier faultered.
"Yes? You want to tell me something?"she said.
"Um, er...we were playing hacky sack with that smoke gernade and...erm...someone kicked it too hard and it went through the window. It must of went off...well...Igottagobackonwatchbye!"
The Ocelot soldier ran off like a little kid, others came inside and saw Ocelot. They freaked out and looked at Kiki with puppy dog eyes.
"What the hell are you bastards looking at me like that?"her voice was irritated.
One of the soldiers spoke,"Pwease help the major...I think he might be dead. We don't know how to do CPR or anything. Pwitty, pwitty, plwease with sugar on top and sprinkles and whip cream and--"
"ALRIGHT! CHRIST! Lucky for you I know CPR! GOD!"
All of the soldiers in the room clapped their hands excitedly and ran out going back to their posts.
Kiki walked over to Ocelot and knealed over top of him. She checked his pulse, it wa very faint. His face had grown very livid and lifeless. Then she put her ear to his chest and listened to his heart beat. It was weak.
Afterwards she took a deep breath and pressed her lips against his realeasing her breath into his mouth. Then she took her hands and pressed down firmly on his chest a few times. She waited a moment to see if he stirred, but nothing. His body twitched a little but he didn't wake or breathe. So she repeated the process a few more times, nothing, only his twitches became a little worse, but that was all. So she made one last attempt. She took a deep breath and then pressed her lips gently against his, releasing the air into his mouth.
Suddenly he grabbed her arms and he forced her onto her back, pinning her against the floor wit his body. Before she had even realised what happened Ocelot had been forcefully kissing her. Then she started squirming, trying to escape from him. But he was too strong for her, his grip was firm and forcing as well as his body. Whatever fake dying technique it was it seemed he had done it many times, fo it was expertly done. It honestly looked like he was dead or dying.
Ocelot looked down at Kiki and grinned,"What do you think of me now? It's a trick I've known since a child. I used to play dead all the time and I've crafted the art finely. Don't you think?"
"You bastard! Get off me! Your disgusting!"
Her body writhed, he felt it against his and it aroused him more then he already was. She felt something strange, she figured it must be some equiptment from his belt pressing against her upper theigh. Kiki became worried about what was going to happen.
"Ah, ah, ah. You've been a naughty girl, now you need to be punished."
She began sweating bullets.
"Oh God! What are you going to do! Leave me alone!"
"You'll find out...wait...what's your name? You know who I am, but I don't know who you are."
"What...? Kiki...Your name is Ocelot? That's gotta be a codename."
"Kiki? Pretty. Ocelot is a codename."
He began to forcefully kiss her, this time with his tongue. She wept in fear, but did not fight because there was nothing she could do. He stopped then looked at her.
"You taste like a flower. Do all Asian woman taste like this?"
Ocelot then started kissing her neck and he gave her some hickeys, she shuddered in disgust. He let go of her arms then got up onto his knees, though he was knealt over her. Then he went to take his belt off and she kneed him in the groin. It was a mistake to get off her. He fell over onto his back and held his crotch.
He scrunched up into a fetal position and rolled around moaning in pain. She brushed herself up and got up, then she walked over to Ocelot and kicked him in the ribs. He grunted loudly and kept groaning.
"Son of a bitch!"he yelled.
"That's what you get, you asshole! It was a mistake to get up. You can't leave me with any openings or I will use them to escape. But you don't know me obviously. Let's just go to that Graznyj Grad place already."
Kiki was nice enough to pick up his makarov and holster it in his belt, picking that up too. Slowly he stood up slumping on one leg. Then he slapped her. She didn't even flinch or recoil.
"Stupid bitch! How dare you...you have no idea how bad it hurts to be hit in the balls."
He made his little cat like noise and a bunch of soldiers rushed into the room.
"Sir!"they said.
"Take her to the jeep! On the double!"
Te group of soldiers enveloped her and drug her to the jeep, forcing her inside the backseat. A single Ocelot soldier went back to Ocelot.
"The prisonner and the jeep is secure, sir. We're waiting on you."
"Yes, go. I'm coming."
The soldier nodded then left.
Ocelot left and limped into the driver's side in the jeep. They drove to Tsiloyarsk (which is the mountains, don't know how to spell it) and from there they took a Hind (helicopter) to Graznyj Grad's heliport on the roof of the east wing of the main facility. (I pulled the heliport out of my ass, I really have no idea where it is.)
Russian Translations
1 Everyone stop, listen, do you hear that music?
2 Everyone, move out, procede with caution and stealth!
3 Is this the survivor from the plane crash that happened just a few minutes ago? Is she dead?
4 You bitch!
5 Who are you? What the hell are you doing in this jungle! It's not safe here.
6 BITCH!
7 No one speaks ill of Ocelot! NO ONE! You five, take her away!
8 Yes, sir!
9 Useless you all are! The rest of you, get her!
10 Yes, sir!
11 Very impressive I must say, very fancy work. I really don't care if you kill him, why, it's only one soldier. He can be replaced.
12 Don't even try to shoot me, my reflexes are faster then you think.
13 I like to lick dogs when I go to work.
14 Either your Russian is horrible, or your crazy.
15 Right on time.
16 Let's see you take on all these soldiers.
17 That's more like it, I like cooperation. Now you 2, Take her away. And this time don't try anything. All of you, don't you dare touch her. If I catch any of you even laying a finger on her, I will kill you.
18 I see. You just can't stay still, I guess I'll have to deal with you myself.
19 Please no shoot...
20 What do I look like to you? A waiter? Get your ass back inside and deal with it.
21 Where do you think your going?
22 sir?
23 What in the hell were you doing? Where were you? Why in God's name were you not watching her?
24 Someone... help me... c'mon you lazy... asses... good for nothin... bastards!
25 Did you see that bitchin bitch?
26 Yeah, that bitch was pretty hot. Ocelot said that bitch was wearing perfume. And I told him alot of bitches wear perfume.
27 I don't mean to break up this conversation about bitches...but. ..I need a cig.
28What the hell do you want, ya little bitch?
29Yeah, good come back! In your face, Johnny!
30The cig's not even for me, the prisonner wants one. And I don't smoke, so naturally I'm not going to have any.
31How do we know your not just making it up?
32 Look, Vlad. I wouldn't have left but she was in a really pissy mood...and she was taking it out on me. And Brad, your not funny, your an idiot. So please, just give me one and I'll go away.
33Fine, now get the hell outta here.
34 Okay, my ass is gone!