Author's Note: Well, as the title sugggests this whole chapter is just Ocelot and Volgin having a conversation.I forgot to put this conversation in, so I though a whole chapter that was just the convo would suffice perfectly. I'm probably going to take out some things from the original convo. It should still be funny none the less. Oh and I don't own Metal Gear Solid! AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Chapter 2, Ocelot and Volgin Sit Down For A Chat

"So then...can we use her for anything? Does she have any skills?" Volgin asked Ocelot.

"I don't know, I still need to interrogate her. I haven't gotten a chance yet. She's good at judo, though, extremely good. Oh, and very attractive. Maybe we could use her as a double spy?"Ocelot answered.

"Hm. I think we should bring her to Graznyj Grad. We just built a new wing, a very nice one. She could stay there. We can test her skills then force her to be a double spy."

Ocelot twirled his makarov boredly as they held conversation in the library at Graznyj Grad.

"Force? There's no need to force, all you need to do is persuade."

"Yes, of course. This will be good. It's finally nice to have a woman around. Raikov tells me every day how he wishes for a woman, especially a Japanese woman. Which I do as well. Why do you think he's got those posters of the trampy Japanese models all over the east wing?"

"I don't really care...but I did wonder about the posters."

"Oh yes, Raikov has slept with half the soldiers from boredom and loneliness. Of course against their will."

"Okay, that's sick! I didn't need to hear that! I'll leave in half an hour to pick her up."

"Excellent, what is her name?"

"Kiki. Appearently one of my men is friends with her. All my men talk about her all the time. They all know her name. She happens to be Japanese. I think so anyway."

"Great! That's great! Kiki, eh."

Ocelot frowned heavilly, he was a very jealous person. He didn't want anyone else to have his precious Kiki. She was suppose to be his, atleast that was he wanted, he wanted her all to himself. Hopefully Volgin wouldn't have intrest in her, but he knew he would.

"What's wrong, Ocelot?" Volgin asked.

"Nothing..."

Ocelot holstered his makarov.

"Excellent. Excellent. Well, I guess if there's nothing else of importance, that concludes this meeting. If you like, you could move into your new quarters in the north wing. The north wing is very nice, I advise you take a tour. Other then that, dismissed."

"Maybe I'll do that. Perhaps it will distract me from the grotesque images that have been burnt into my mind."

Both Ocelot and Volgin rose from their chairs at the table and then left the library.