Author's Note: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! Well...there's nothing I have to say for once. Except I don't own Metal Gear Solid. I probably don't even need to say anything became I'm pretty damn sure noone from Konami or the great Hideo Kojima himself are gonna read our fan fics. I mean why would he waste his time reading stuff we did because we don't have anything else better to do? Have any of you ever seen a picture of Hideo Kojima? I always though he was an old guy, like in his 50's-60's. LMFAO But he's not. He's a young guy. I'm not sure how old, but he's dead sexy! Honestly, I'm not joking. Find a picture of him, you'll agree. Ironically I have a thing for Asians too, but that's because I am Asian and where I live my family and the lady that owns the Chinese restaurant are the only Asians in our town.LOL

Chapter 4, While Snake Is In The ICU...

Duringthe week Kiki had learned her place in the Graznyj Grad food chain, she was above the soldiers, but below everyone else, like Volgin,Ocelot, etc. The way she was treated she had become very feeble, they broke her spirit, and only after a week! When she was alone she was different, but in front of everyone else she was like a mouse. Shy and meek. Don't worry, she didn't keep wearing that raggedy ripped and burnt to shit dress of hers. Raikov got her a Soviet uniform made for women, (which is Tatyana's outfit from MGS3), and some glasses. (Think Tatyana here, Kiki's replacing Tatyana because I don't like her like I said.) She became Volgin's little bitch, and Raikov's, but surprising never slept with Ocelot. Somehow she mangaged not to.Maybe because Volgin would kill Ocelot for doing so? No, not really. He didn't give a shit what she did. As long as he got what he wanted when he wanted it, he didn't care. Her and Ocelot had become close friends, she got along real well with The Boss too. The Boss even taught her the basics of CQC, even though she's (Kiki)already mastered martial arts.

"H-Hey...Ocelot! How ya doin there, buddy?"for some reason he was scaring the crap out of her right now.

She usually wasn't feeble infront of Ocelot, but sometimes.

Ocelot looked very pissed, but she wasn't sure why. But if she thought about it there were too many scenarios. So she figured it was one of those typical things he always got mad about.

"Let's go."he said.

With that said he grabbed her wrist forcefully and led her away. Everytime she stopped or slowed down he yanked her wrist hard. Normally she would have asked what the hell's going on. Only something told her she'd be sorry if she did. When he finally let go they were outside of Graznyj Grad only out side of the walls. They were north of the fortress. There were some shabby looking buildings, he had taken her inside of one of them. This building had weapon supplies and uniforms. When Ocelot and Kiki entered, what few soldiers were inside scattered and rushed outside. He ignored them running about like scared mice. Was he that angry he ignored his soldiers being cowards?

He walked over to a large trunk and opened it. It containied Ocelot soldier uniforms. After some time of digging through it he took a uniform and tossed it at Kiki. It was just her size.

"You stay here! I need to grab a few other things."he ordered.

Then Ocelot went into a different room. A few minutes later he came back with a bavlaka, a red berret,a pair of red gloves,a utitlity belt with a little backpack thing on it, and a walkie-talkie. He piled them up ontop of the uniform she was already carrying.

"What's all this crap for?"she asked.

"Your going to disguise yourself as one of my men. We're going to falsly relay information that EVA is going to meet their CIA agent at Rassvet. Your going to pretend to be EVA, one of the two double spies that are "collaborating" with them. Your going to help him and make him think your working for them. We're going to pretend we don't know your a spy. Also, to make it easier, your going to seduce him. Got it? Now get dressed."

Kiki idolly stood there.

"What's the problem?"he said vexed.

"There's no where to change..."

"You can change here, none of the men are going to come back while we're here. I'll turn my back, okay?"

"O-Okay..."

He turned his back to her.

Of course, she still wasn't too happy about dressing infront of Ocelot even with his back turned. She put the pile of stuff next to her on the floor. Then she took her glasses off, then her shoes, then the dress. Ocelot heard the crumpling noises of her changing and he tried his hardest not to turn around and look.

Don't look, don't look, don't look, don't look...c'mon, you know you want to. You can turn around and pretend you didn't know she was done. C'mon you pansy, do it! He argued with himself.

He couldn't take it any more, he slowly turned around. Luckily her back was to him, she was bent over putting the pants on. He eyed her lushous butt in that pink bikini bottom which got covered up by the pants of the uniform. Quickly, he turned back around again, a bit of red on his cheeks.

That's it? Don't you want to get a better look? Your gay, aren't you? Your going to be Volgin and Raikov's new little bitch!

He shook his head,"No...it's not like that."

She stopped dressing, all's she needed to put on now was the bavlaka, and the berret.

"Who are you talking to, Ocelot?"

"Oh, a soldier that had come back. Nothing important."

"Right..."

Then she put on the bavlaka and then the red berret on top. Now she looked like an ordinary Ocelot soldier. The uniform even compressed her breasts so she seemed a man.

"You can turn around now. I'm done."she said.

He turned around.

"Perfect, you look exactly like an Ocelot soldier should. Now you just need an AK and a field knife. Hold on."

Ocelot went back into the other room again and came back with an AK and a field knife.

"Here,"he said"these are standard issue."

She took the knife and sheathed it on the sheath on the chest of her uniform, then she took the AK and put the strap over her shoulder.

"Your the only one with an AK with a should strap. That AK used to be mine."

"Uh...oh thanks. I know how to handle one of these. But what you should really give me is a sniper rifle. Maybe a dragunov?"

"Are you really good with one of those? Well, not now. I'll get you one later. I honestly want to see how good you are with a sniper rifle. Anyway, you need to get going. The CIA agent will land near Rassvet soon."

"Alright."

He stood beside her and put an arm around her as they walked out of the building and back to Graznyj Grad. As soon as they arrived he put his arm back down at his side. They walked to the part of the fortress which held the vehicles.

"Okay, you'll be using this vehicle. It's a German motorcycle (i forgot what they're called), it'll get you around where you need to go. Only this one is a replica, but it's still good. Now get going. See you around, alright?"

He walked away.

She mounted the motorcycle and started it up, then she rode off to Rassvet.