Author's Note: Hm, nothing to say. It's a miricle! -coughs- Dontownmetalgearsolid. Damn, I'm just getting over a cold ya know.


Chapter 5, Operation Snake Eater Has Begun

A week later Operation Snake Eater is commenced. It was night time.Snake had just been ejected from the drone and he deployed his parashoot. He went crashing down into trees and what not before he released himself from the parashoot and went tumbling on the ground. When he stopped tumbling he stood up and looked around, he was in south Dremuchij.

Then he got a call from Major Zero telling him his objectives and all the happy horse crap he has to do. His objectives are, take out Volgin, take out The Boss, destroy the Shagohod, and meet with ADAM.

So he removed some black face paint from his backpack and applied it to his face, replacing it back into his backpack when he was finished. (For those of you that haven't had the honor of playing Snake Eater yet, when you start operation Snake Eater he starts off in the tiger stripe camo which is the best camo to wear at night when you run around. Moss camo is the shit, you can only get it from The End.)

He wields his handgun (can't member which handgun he has)and field knife simaltaneously as he moves about to Rassvet. When he arrives at north Dremuchij there's a white horse so he holsters and sheaths his knife and gun and starts petting it on the head. Dun, dun, dun! And who shows up? The Boss! No surprize, huh. She starts bitching at him then beats him up and shoots the drone and tells him to run away and disassembles his handgun. The Boss then goes bye-bye. A bunch of soldier fags come to investagate the explosion. Then they call HQ to tell them they've been infiltrated. Then your on caution! Oh-no! Not caution!

Snake slides past them quickly and silently with no problem and finally makes it to Rassvet. He goes inside the part where Kiki was held a week ago but noone is in there. Noone at all was around, not even any soldiers. When he goes outside he's blinded by a headlight from a motorcycle and a loud noise of an engine is heard.

"Cut the engine or they'll hear us."Snake said.

Just as he said that a bunch of field soldiers (not Ocelot's men) popped out of hiding and ambushed Snake.

"Get down!"she said.

He dove to the side, then she wielded her AK and started popping the soldiers. By the time he landed they were all dead and she turned off the motorcycle. She got off the motorcycle and walked over to Snake. He stood up and brushed himself off.

"Hm, are you ADAM?"he asked.

"No, I'm EVA. ADAM couldn't make it."

"Who are the patriots?"

"Who are the patriots!"

"A bunch of dead old guys? A football team? Um..."

(I'm not really sure if the pats existed back then, but for my sake we'll say they did.)

"Tell me who the patriots are or I'm going to cap your ass!"

"I know...it's uh... la...le...lu...le...lo?"she completely pulled it out of her ass.

"Good, I'm relieved. I didn't want to have to shoot you."

She wiped her forehead, then removed her red berret and bavlaka (which isthe black skimask type thing the soldiers wear).

He looked surprized again.

"It's you from last week. I didn't know you were a spy. So where's ADAM why couldn't he make it?"

"Colonel Volgin is a very suspicious man and decided ADAM wasn't right for this mission."

"And you were?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"Because I can do things he can't."

They walked inside and Snake sat down on the cot.

"So what's your codename?"Kiki asked.

"Snake."

"Ha,ha. That's funny. Are you here to tempt me?"she said in a teasing tone.

Kiki coughed.

"Um, here. These are for you."

She pulled a folded up scientists uniform, a M4, and a M19something out of her backpack and gave it to him.

"What's this for?"he was inquiring about the scientists uniform.

"Your here to save Sokolov, right? You'll need this to get in where he's being held. I got your gun back too. And I got something extra special for you."

He picked up the M4 and started spasing out over it, telling Kiki all the things that were done to it.

"Where'd you get something like this?"he aimed the gun at her and pulled the trigger.

It clicked, but it was empty.

"I got it from a western munitions armory. It probably used to belong to one of your officers. There'll be more where that came from."

"Every part of this gun has been expertly crafted to perfection..."

Okay, drool over the damn thing. It's just a gun. Jesus...

After he was done drooling over the M4 he holstered it and put the other weapons and the scientist uniform in his backpack. Then he stood up suddenly and went to walk off.

"Let's get going."he said.

Then he got all woosy and nearly fell over but Kiki caught him and moved him over to the cot makng him sit down.

"Your not going anywhere in your condition. You need to sleep."

He went to get up and she forced him back down on the cot, then he got a call from Para-medic telling him to sleep.

"I should be leaving...but...I'll tell you what. I'll do something special just for you."

She put her hands on his shoulders and leaned her face close to his.

"I'll keep watch till dawn. Now be a good boy and lay down."

The only thing he did was faulter, he grasped his hands together and wrung them.

"Is there a problem?"she said annoyed.

"I don't know you, how can I trust you? I don't know if I can trust anyone..."

"How well do you have to know me to trust me?"

"I guess your right..."

Finally he lie down on the cot and closed his eyes.