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Chapter 7,

A Nasty Surprise

When Ocelot came to an hour later he noticed that his red gloves, shoes, and red berret was gone.

Now why in the hell would anyone take those? No...my hat...not my precious hat...anything but the berret!

He nearly broke down in tears about his stupid red berret.

Ocelot stood up and brushed himself off, tiding his uniform up. It was all dusty and wrinkled and he put so much time into making it perfect and flawless. Then his hand felt his neck, where it hurt a little from the dart. He pulled it out and chucked it as far as he could.

Bastard...

Then he walked down the stairs and what lie before the stairs was a sight most horrible, grotesque, morbid, disturbing, so many words to describe a crime so evil and vile as this. He solved the mystery of his missing, shoes, gloves, and berret. They were sitting before the end of the stairs, each of them filled with feces. His eyes grew wide in complete utter horror.

He screamed like a little girl,"SNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

I'll tell you this, he didn't have a good time cleaning hisberret, gloves, and shoes.

Afterwards he took his walkie-talkie and called Kiki,"You won't believe what happened to me."

She answered her walkie-talkie,"What, another leaf fell on your berret again?"

"NO...Snake...that...that pompous bastard. He shit in myshoes...my gloves...and...and...and...my...berret..."he nearly cried at the mention of his berret.

"Ewwww...when I left he was still in the abandonedwarehouse. I kinda wondered why...but I guess I know now."

"Well you should have stopped him!"

"What the hell could I do? I had to pretend to be in a hurry back to Graznyj Grad, to get there before you woke up. Doi."

"Oh, well I was suppose to ambush him at the crevice canyon thing...but I won't get there before he does now. So you need to get there and push him in the canyon."

"Why? Wouldn't that kill him?"

"It shouldn't, it might fuck him up a little, but not kill him. The Pain is suppose to ambush him somewhere near the exit."

"You guys and ambushing...oh, alright, I didn't even go back to Graznji Grad anyway. I'm right next to the canyon, I'm harrassing the field soldiers for fun. Alright, it should take me a few minutes. Kay, over and out." she put her walkie talkie away.

Ocelot put his walkie talkie away as well.