Author's Note: I hope you enjoyed the last chapter, it wasn't long because it was just for the purpose of explaining what Snake did in chapter 6. All's I know is I hope you all laughed as hard as I did while I wrote the last chapter. I was thinking of putting a warning, but then that would spoil it before you even got the the explination of the...well...you know, poo. I'm thinking of putting this fan fic up while I'm still working on it because I have 8 chapters now, but I don't know if I want to. I've been trying to finish it completely before I do that. But I might. Also, don't own Metal Gear Solid so don't sick FOXHOUND or FOX on me, okay? Or any Metal Gears or crappy Shagohods. Thank ye muchly. Actually, this chapter is extremely short because people were like aren't you going to put more? I'm still waiting, what happened to the story? Well since they've been waiting so long I'm going to put this unfinished chapter up. But, make sure you keep an eye on this chapter because it's unfinished and I'm going to write more for this chapter.

Chapter 8, WTF?

So, like Ocelot asked, Kiki walked to the canyon and hid behind a big rock, waiting for Snake. A few minutes later she heard footsteps approaching, she readied to shove him off the edge to plunge into the darkness. He walked past the rock, standing at the edge, though his back was to her. Swiftly, she struck...well...like a snake and shoved him off the edge. He plummeted downward unaware that she had pushed him, though he yelled loudly as he fell. Then there was a thud then silence.

Kiki took her AK and shot it off a few times then fell onto the ground. Pretending she had killed off the soldier that had shoved him into the canyon. Then she ran to the edge of the canyon and knealt down on her knees, peering down into the infinate blackness.

"Snake!" she called "Snake! Are you down there? Are you alright?"

There was no answer, so she tried again.

"Snake! Are you okay? Are you hurt?"her voice eccoed down into the canyon.

There was a pause, then reluctantly, an answer.

"Y-Yeah...is that you...EVA?"Snake uttered.

"Yes. Are you okay? I killed the soldier that pushed you in. Anyway, can you see down there?"

"No, it's pitch black, except for some faint light coming in from the opening above."

"I'll throw you down a lighter. Hold on a minute."

She removed a flash light and a lighter, she shone the light of the flashlight into the canyon until she saw Snake. Then she threw the lighter down at Snake and hit him in the head accidentally. She flinched a little when it hit him.

"Ow! Are you trying to kill me or what?"

"Ooops. Uh, sorry. I didn't mean to hit you. There's an exit in there, you should be able to find it. I gotta get going again so see you later!"

Kiki left.

"W-Wait! Aren't you going to...oh never mind..."

Snake picked up the lighter and lit it up, lighting up a small radius around him, but it got the job done atleast. After venturing aimlessly around the devient cave he finally found a small pool of water, though it was deep. There was a large opening in the ceiling and the sunlight poured in, brightening things up. He let the lighter flame go out and he put it in his backpack.

Then...bum,bum,bummmm...The Pain appears before Snake, enshrouded in a cloud of hornets. The Pain let out an evil laugh, then he stopped as if he wasn't sure whether he should have or not.

"Uh, your Snake...right?"

Snake cocked a brow in confusion.

"Yeah. I wouldn't be any one else."

"Okay, good then! I will make you feel the pain!"

This time The Pain let out an evil laugh with confidence now that he knew Snake was Snake.

"Um...is it still too late to say I'm not Snake?"

"Make up your mind your confusing me! Are you or aren't you, Snake?"

"Sure."

"Sure to what?"

Snake pointed behind The Pain, "Hey! What's that? A lonely beehive?"

"Where?"

The Pain whipped around then Snake shot him in the head and killed him.

"Oh God no, I'm dead...the pain...the pain..."The Pain dies.

(Sorry for the lameness, I'm having major writer's block.)

Snake then leaves the cave and does the happy dance.

(Really, really sorry!)