AN: Heck yeah it's a short one, what am I to you people, a machine!

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Chapter Quote: "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

Ron eyed the ball of fluff cupped in the palms of Kim's hands, a frown marring his features. "No."

"But Ron, just look at it! It's adorable!" Kim held out the white ball in her hands, pouting her bottom lip.

Ron focused on the fluff, ignoring Kim's puppy dog face. "It's a lump of fur, I don't see anything adorable about-" Two big, round, blue eyes blinked open and stared at Ron, moist and sad. Ron put a hand over his eyes, "no! Don't look at me like that! The answer's no. No, no, no. I mean it."

"…Meow." Ron winced, oh that sounded pathetic. He peeked through his fingers to see two pairs of big, round eyes staring back at him.

"Just pet it, Ron." Kim lifted the ball of fluff higher, rubbing it against Ron's cheek. His face cringed, but his arm disobeyed him and reached up to scratch the fluff. The lump leaned into his touch, shivering with a tiny purr.

"…Meow."

Ron sighed. "Damn it."