Daddy Wario
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Prolouge: A Stormy Reunion
The pattering of rain against the windows and the loud clashes of thunder were not enough to wake the loudly snoring Wario.
It was a different matter for his brother Waluigi. He was cowering under the bedsheets, his head filling with ghoulish thoughts.
He then jumped at the sudden sound of the knocker, rapping hardly against the steel door of the castle. After much hesitation,
he grabbed his nightrobe and a torch and went to his brothers room.
Wario's room was much bigger than his, not to mention
it was much fancier. Wario is not a pretty sight when he is asleep (Or when he is awake for that matter) He often drooled in his sleep, and his snoring was like a warthog with a bad headcold. Waluigi shook him voilently to get him up. "Wario?...Wario! There is someone at the door" he whispered, with a hint of fear in his voice. "Huh?...Oh, come on Waluigi! Stop being such a wuss, its only lightning!" Wario said sleepily. Right on cue, the knocker pounded the door again, with more vigor than before. Wario sighed and forced himself out of his bed. Waluigi followed him down the two flights of stairs, jumping at every flash of lightning. Wario
grumbled at his brother's cowardice and weakness, and the fact that he was disturbed from sleep. When they reached the grand hallway, the knocker sounded off again. "ALRIGHT! We heard ya!" Wario shouted to the door. Wario pulled open the steel double door, to reveal a girl with very messy and greasy blonde hair. It also had a lollypop or two stuck in it. She was wearing a straightjacket, tattered flares and shoes that made her feet look huge. She also had a crazed expression on her face, much like Wario's (Maybe because she had too much candy, which was the case) Waluigi took a step behind his brother, quite scared of her grin. "Listen kid, I don't know what kind of joke this is but you better get out of here now! Don't you know who I am?" Wario said feircely. "Yes! I know who you are!" said the girl exitedly "You are...my dad!" Waluigi's eyes opened wide. He stepped towards the girl, overshadowing Wario (Who was turning very pale) "But...But...how do you...are you sure he's?..." said Waluigi, overcome with shock. "And you must be my uncle! Uncle Waluigi! Man, what weird names!" she said. "Well? Where is Papa Wario? I wanna give him a biiiig hug!" she said, twisting her body around. "Um, how can you give him a hug when you are wearing...?.." asked Waluigi, pointing to the straightjacket. "Well, I operate almost everything with my feet!" she said eccentrically, adding a slight giggle. "Well, she does take a little after Wario..." Waluigi thought
to himself. "So where is he? It's been so long..." she then paused. "Awww! He's soooo cute when he does that!" she cooed.
Waluigi looked behind him. Wario had fainted...
Read and Review please! Oh, and Wario's daughter is based on...me!