Hehehe, its nice to have something a bit lighthearted after working on the first real "chapter" if you can even call it that, of 'This Paradise'. Ah well. Enjoy Benitora's second letter.
Dear Benitora,
I have absolutely no clue why the hell I'm writing to you of all people, but I guess I'm all out of options. Well, you see, I'm stuck with these three dumass youkai trying to make it to India to stop the revival of some evil youkai using the forbidden practice of melding science and youkai magic because my "bosses" say so…but that's beside the point. Well, actually two, Hakkai's not so bad, but Gojyo and Goku drive me off the wall. And the worst part is, I can't kill them, because, sadly, I need them. Oh, then there's my "enemy", if you can call him that, his sister, she's the worst of all. I really just want to kill them all.
Help.
Sanzo
Dear Sanzo,
Uhhh…good luck with that…
Sanzo's response to this letter, one month later
Thanks, you fucking worthless piece of shit!