YAY! Letter 3 of Ask Benitora is now up!
Hey stupid!
Where the hell are you? And why they hell are you answering these pathetic morons questions! I need you to pull my damn cart. The stupid bitch can't seem to pull it herself. If you don't drag your sorry ass back here ASAP I'll come and kill you. So, hurry the hell up.
Love (yeah right)
Demon Eyes Kyo
After reading this letter, Benitora decided to change his location. All letters are still mailed to the same place, however.
Dear Kyo-sama,
I love you too! Kiss kiss!
Benitora
Dear Captured Moon,
Why, yes, in fact I do. Meow! Why do I keep my eyes shut? Why do you keep your eyes open? Ha HA!
Benitora