Finally, after god knows how many months, Letter 4 of Ask Benitora is up. I hope you like!
Dear Benitora
Why does everyone mess with me? I'm a person that has earned the utmost respect, but people don't even think I am who I am because of my height. Everyone mistakes my brother for me! All because of his damn armor! And I'm not short enough to fit in the palm of your hand! Who told you that! I'll kill them!
Fullmetal
Dear Fullmetal,
Jeez, man, you need to get some sleep, or sex, or something. And about the height thing…I can recommend a nice therapist to get you through this obviously rough period. Don't worry, little man, puberty'll kick in sooner or later.
Your pal,
Benitora