NOTHING NEW HERE JUST DOUBLE CHECKING MY SPELLING AND OTHER SHIT!!!!!
WARNING: eh you know the drill
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CW: I LIVE!!!!!!!!! XD
Sora: Why are you eating chocolate and not giving ME any!!??
CW: (eats more chocolate and continues typing0
Sora: (whispers) bitch-OW!
CW: now your definitely not getting any
Sora: pfft! its not as if I like it anyway, you're crap in bed-OW FOR FUCKS SAKE! .
CW: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT YOU DIPSHIT! I MEANT THE CHOCOLATE (continues to type)
Sora: oh...(rubs head) ow, so where have you been all this time?
CW: shhhh! Later! I'm typin...
Sora: oooooooookay
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Okay let's see, pants? Check. T-shirts? Check. Shorts? Check. Jumpers...Hmmm do I really need a jumper in the big city? Nahhhh! Socks? Check. Other useless crap? Checkeroo!
Okay I'm off to start a new life! Yes!
No more nagging mom, no more sand in my arse crack and hair whenever I go to the beach and definitely no more kairi! Life is good!
Now all I gotta do is find my porn mags and I'm off!
I crawled under my bed, the jungle of lost memori-
"Hey look! An old lolly pop! Hmmm kinda fluffy better leave it for my lost snake to find"
That's if it's still alive, I thought I saw it yesterday but it could have been an old sock. That or a mouldy condom that I never tried on, I SWEAR! It just happened to fall on my dick! It's true, I'm not joking! Stop laughing at me!
I crawled further under the bed and sneezed until I spotted my beloved teddy bear! This brings back memories and his ears are still torn after I ripped them off when we got into an argument over what gender would be my mom's next baby.
But we both lost on that bet; 1. I didn't have any money and neither did Robert (my teddy) and 2. My mom had an abortion...stupid bitch, so we both lost on that bet and Robert lost his hearing after I took my anger out on him. I really wanted a baby brother to play with instead of shitty tea parties and playing 'House' with Kairi and Selphie...my so called friends. Bitches. I still don't like them and never ever will!
At least I've solved the mystery of why I always had to be the dog while playing 'House' when the two 'sister's' always tidied the bedroom. Wow I 'wonder' what they did in the bedroom after it was tidy...ergh, women are insane.
"Where the FUCK are my porn mag-"
DING DONG
I frowned and wondered if the 'Head Banger' had forgotten something. I quickly wriggled out from under my bed...while hitting my head in the process as the doorbell rang a second time. Where the fuck are her keys!?Hmmm...maybe that's why she's ringing. I ran down the stairs going two at a time, suddenly I started to gain more speed then before you know it;
I landed face down on the FUCKING FLOOR. Curse gravity!
DING DONG
"Fuckimm durbell" I grumbled to myself, my face half squished against the wooden floor. I planted both palms of my hands on the smooth cold floor besides my head and pushed myself up into a push up position. In front of me the room swaying back and forth like a friggin pendulum. The white front door had now tripled into three white doors.
DING DONG
I winced in pain again at the loud noise vibrating around my head. I swear my hair spikes absorb noise somehow. Bastard father giving me his friggin hair and looks. I slowly got up and careful walked over to the door collapsing fuzzily into one.
I was just about to reach for the lock when the person outside spoke.
"Sora? Sora are you there sweetie? Don't be frightened it's me Grandma!"
HOLY SHIT NOT E.T! (Grandma) WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING HERE?
"Sora? Open the door hunny, I got cakes I baked today so we can nibble while we watch Hallmark movies! You'll have to chew mine again since my dentures aren't what they used to be"
ROCK CAKES FROM HELL!!! YOU CAN STUFF YOU CAKES UP YOUR ARSE FOR ALL I CARE! MOM CAN'T COOK AND NEITHER CAN YOU!
"Sora? Sora sweetie please open the door. I need the money your mother's gonna pay me to babysit you while she's away!"
BABYSITTING! BABYSITTING???? ARE FUCKING SHITTING ME? I'M SEVENTEEN FOR FUCKS SAKE AND I NEED A BABYSITTER? BUGGER YOU E.T. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, I'M OUTTA HERE!
I sprinted upstairs as I heard the doorbell ring for the fifth time. She can freeze out there for all I care. As if she could. Stupid desert island. I snatched my duffel bag off my bed. Fuck the porn mags! I can always buy some more...with the money I have! I giggled at the thought...wait a minute, did I just giggle? GOD I'M A GIRL! Please don't let me turn gay! Please don't let me turn gay! Please don't let me turn gay!
Pushing aside me being a girl thoughts I patted my back pocket to check if I still had the money. Check! Okay I'm ready! Now...I gulped...for the jump. God I hate heights! Stupid vertigo!
I heard the bell ring continually from downstairs. Grandma must be on meniplez again...that's uh um if you can go on it again I think!?? When she was on it she totally freaked me and my mom out! She would come to our house in the middle of the night banging on our doors and windows shouting that she was gonna kill us! Totally freaked me out! At first I thought she was the boogieman coming to eat me! Couldn't sleep for two weeks!
I shuddered at the thought while I opened my window and cocked my leg over the windowsill. I closed my eyes, breathed in deeply and let it out slowly. Okay Sora you can do this! I told myself. Just don't look down!
I whipped my other leg over the windowsill and glanced to my left spotting the black drainpipe connected to the side of the house. I dropped my duffel bag onto the ground. It landed with a hard thud. Shit, hope E.T. didn't hear that!
Okay know the big step! I shuffled over to my left as best as I could without falling out of my window to my BLOODY DEATH! And also the most important factor NOT TO FRIGGIN LOOK DOWN! I grabbed hold of the drainpipe and clung to it for FRIGGIN DEAR LIFE!
Thank god I'm so good at climbing trees! As fast as I could I shimmied (is that even a word?? o.O) down and landed safely on the ground. It was still a bit light outside. The sun had just said hello to the sea leaving a pinky golden residue behind. The air was lightly humid as always. It was beautifu-ACK! I have no time for this sentimental crap! I'm gonna miss the ferry if I don't get going!
I snatched the duffel bag from the ground and ran as fast as I could towards the dock.
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CW: Hmmm I could end it here buuuuuut I won't! XD yep this is gonna be a longer chappie until I can think of no more to write or untill I collapse in an exhausted heap at my computer since it is 1:20am ¬¬ yea well on with the story!
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The dim flickering of the hanging lamps on the ship caused the cerulean waters to turn black against the light of the silver orb hanging in the midnight sky. Apart from the ferry stinking like rotten fish at least the sea clamed my nerves about going to a new place all on my own. I wonder if I'll make any friends in the big city? Maybe even get a boyfri-GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND! I am NOT GAY! Although my dick did respond happily when the ferry man groped my crotch...hmmm I think I'll sleep on this, that is if I do get to find somewhere to sleep tonight.
I yawned widely with my chin resting in my hand. I'm so tired! I hope I get to the city soon I need a nice warm bed to dream in.
Hmmm...I wonder if E.T. has fallen asleep at the door?
My thoughts were interrupted by a loud gruff voice through the static crackling of the speakers overhead.
"LAST STOP ANGEL CITY!"
In the distance I could make out the tall sky scrapers of the blooming city. It looked enchanting in the moonlight I can't wait to see it in the day. I slung my duffel bag over my shoulder as I felt the ferry slowing down already.
After a few minutes the ship stopped to a halt next to the docks. I quickly cast a glance around before getting off only to be humiliated by the ferry man slapping me on the arse. Bastard, hope he burns in hell. Let's just hope I don't run into any creeps like him in the city.
As I gloomily trudged off the wooden bridge, I felt a cold drop of rain land on my nose. Isn't that just fucking marvellous? I come to a new place to start a brand new life away from to two lesbian sluts of my ex-island and the two most temperamental psychopaths on menopause ever to get soaked to death in the FUCKING RAIN!!!!!!
I sneezed loudly while walking past a biker bar. Most of them seemed to be heading home since they're bikes were getting soaked. They kept glancing over at me and laughed with their hooker girlfriends. Bugger. How the hell was I supposed to know it rained in the cities?
Here I am looking like a total dick soaked to death in nothing but my only pair of jeans and an old red T-shirt where you can see my nipples poking through! I don't know why the fuck men have them anyway! We're not women who need them to breastfeed our children! I swear god just put them there for decoration. And on top of that I got some total weirdo girl googling me from the front door of a cheap hotel.
Bitch. What's she staring at anyway? Yes I look like a retard all soaking, cold and shivering with no fricken coat because I don't own one!
The girl with shoulder length hair in the...suit?? Started to gesture with her hand for me to follow her into the motel. Might as well go there since I'm absolutely nackered. The place looked completely run down from the outside with the flickering blue neon light reading 'HOTEL VACANCIES'
The place didn't look all that bad in the inside. Looked quite modern with the laminated floors and light colour walls. There was also the faint scent of air freshener in the air, the cheap kind. I guessed the vacancies were few.
"You're soaked to the bone! Can I get you a towel?" A gentle male voice said from behind me.
I nearly jumped out of my skin. Creep sneaking up on me like that! I was about to tell him 'no thanks' when I realised it was the girl telling me to come inside the hotel...but...but when did she turn into a boy? And a cute one at that! ACK WHAT AM I THINKING? I'M NOT STRAIGHT I'M GAY! I MEAN I'M NOT GAY I'M STRAIGHT!
"I thought you were a girl?" DAMMIT! Curse these genes for not making me think before I speak!
The silver haired boy frowned and looked and me weirdly then chuckled. "Yeah I get that a lot! I'm Riku and you are?"
"I'm Sora"
"Sora? Isn't that a girls name?" He asked with one eyebrow raised staring at me questionably and a cute smirk on his face. ARGH FUCK IT! I can't handle these goddamn hormones anymore!
I rolled my eyes and sighed. I hate my grandmother so much. I've been going through this crap my whole life because she named me! Even when she saw that I was a boy WITH a penis she still named me fucking Sora...bitch. "Yeah it's a girls name, my bitch of a grandmother named me."
He chuckled again, is sea-green eyes shining with delight. "You don't get on with her for naming you with a girls name I take it?"
"Neither would anyone else she's on meniplez most of the time anyway."
He smirked again. God he's cute. I mentally slapped myself. "Don't you mean menopause?"
"Whatever, um...look thanks for getting me out of the rain but can I get a room? I'm kinda tired." I hate it when you say that and you yawn in front of a complete stranger it's so embarrassing!
He looked away nervously and chuckled lightly. "I don't think we have any rooms that you'll want."
"Then why did you call me over here?" I asked with a bit of anger in my voice. Could you blame me? I'm tired, I'm wet...scratch that, soaked! And I need to fart and scratch my balls cause they're itchy!
"Okay let me level with you, your new here I can tell and you got no place to go, probably no muni either"
I was about to interrupt him but decided to let him continue with his sexy voice. Bastard hormones.
"And I don't think you got any friends in the city either so why don't you stay at my place?"
My mouth would have hit the floor if it wasn't so numb and shaking with the cold. All I could do was nod slowly while trying to keep my eyes open.
Even through my hazy vision I could still feel drool slipping from my mouth as Riku grinned so beautifully.
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CW: okay I know you all would have probably killed me ages ago but be happy that I have updated! God this chapter has nearly killed me! It's now 3:49am on a Sunday morning! Dear god I'll never get up in time to watch beyblade g-rev nn also thank you all for your wonderful reviews I never knew so many people would like this story!!!!! I feel loved! XD (yawns) now may I introduce RIKU! TA-DAAAAA! XD
Riku: yo
Sora: hey! How come I didn't get an introduction like that!
CW: because you are a little bastard! But I still love you! (hugs him)
Sora: XO can't breath!
CW: hmmmm I don't know when I'll be updating next but I better do it soon before I go to college which is this Wednesday??? Must check that otherwise im dead! XO oh yea review responses r at the bottom as always! And trust me things will get (insert spoilers for story here) XD lol I've always wanted to do that! Now I gotta make two spiders in my bro's room mate lol
Sora and Riku: o.O
CW: speaking of matting sora and riku better shag tonight...mornin wateva im too tired (yawns) otherwise they won't survive the next chappie! Mwhahahahahaha (cracks whip) XD okay now review otherwise no more riku fucking sora!
Sora: O.O DON'T REVIEW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!!!! XO
Riku and CW: REVIEW REVIEW! Laterz
Responses to reviewers (luv u all!XD)
Skilancer – thanks for reviewing! I always did like the second chapter better than the first! And sora and riku have met now so I hope your happy, things r gona get dirty! Lol I hate kairi too!
Dragonchild – hope you liked this chapter too! More will come I have so many gd and funi ideas for this story!
Starlit-chaos – bow down for I have updated! Mwhahahaha glad u found it so funi! XD
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Tyri Dragonite – cool name! I will update as soon as I stop reading my MARS manga comic which will be never! Mwhahahaha! I will update soon!
Muffy – riku has come so be happy! Lol didn't like kairi either! Bitch stole my Sora! hugs him and thanx! Im tryin to make my story as original as possible! I luv soras attitude too! Some of it is mine towards life and other crap! Just hope I can keep everyone laughing!
I ride a hippy van!!! – lol luv ur name! Someday I'm gona ride and own a motorcycle! Cant wait till that day comes! dances! updates will come shortly! Thanx 4 reviewing!
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