NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS JUST DOING MY SPELLING AND GRAMMAR SHIT...I DO HAVE SPELL CHECK ON IT'S JUST I'VE MADE SOME MINOR MISTAKES WHICH I'VE BEEN CRINGING ABOUT FOR WEEKS!!!!!!

CW: ACK! chapter 5 already?? I shouldn't be here! (Starts to fall asleep...snores)

Riku: (claps hands near CW's ear)

CW: ARGH! I'm awake I'm (Snores)

Sora : oh for the love of God! (Whips out keyblade and zaps her with thundagra)

CW: BASTARD! Do you even know wat college is doing to me!? I think I'll kill you off in this chappie now!

Sora: (Punches fist in the air) YESSSSSSSSS! No more Riku coming onto me! XD

Riku: aw man!!! (Zips up pants)

CW: yes well on with the chappie! Oh and Sora will be fucked...soon hehehehehe

Sora: WHAT!!!!!?????

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When your feeling like shit you really start to appreciate how great sleep is, especially when you're totally shattered. It feels like I've gone to hell and I'm staying there as a permanent resident. I can feel someone moving around next to me, like they're a yo-yo or something. I also got some crappy sunlight giving me that burning feeling you get through your eyelids. Stupid sun, where'd the moon go anyway???

Right now I'm in that state where your conscious that your awake and dreaming but tend to forget what your dreaming about because something or SOMEONE woke you up. Maybe I should go kick them in the balls or something. Oh yeah revenge will be mine.

I smirked to myself under the covers trying to feign off sleep as I creaked one eye open. I blinked a few times and rubbed some sleep out of my eye. Hey did I get off with someone last night without knowing? This is weird. There's a girl sleeping right in front of me and wait...where the HELL am I?

I quickly shot out of bed, stumbling as usual in the process knocking a Care Bear teddy off the bedside table. Of all the toys I had to knock over I had to pick the one that speaks! Curse those retched toy makers!

"I wuv you" It said face down on the floor, then it started to move it's arms and legs. I think it's possessed or something.

"So you must be Riku's new fuck of the week huh? But I got just one question...what are you doing in my bed?"

I suddenly looked up from my sitting position on the floor at the spitting image of Riku, if he looked like a girl that is. Not that he looks like a girl already with that hair. She had an oval shaped face, a little bit more tanned than Riku, silver hair just like his but it was in a messy bob, part of it covering her left eye. Like Riku's her eyes were also aquamarine.

"Y-your bed? I-I thought this was Riku's bed." This has got to be a bad dream!

"Nope Riku's bed is further down the hall. Heh, you both must have been really trashed if you didn't sleep together already." She got off the bed and sat down on the floor opposite me, with her back against the bed and her legs crossed.

That's when I noticed she was pregnant.

"So spill already I'm dying to know how you met and everything!" She grinned widely her aquamarine eyes shinning with delight and mischief. "Did he slip you the tongue? I bet he did! Riku wouldn't pass off an opportunity like that in a million years with someone as cute as you!"

I could feel my face burning with the thought of Riku doing something like that. Who is this girl anyway? She expects me to tell her all this stuff that was supposed to have happened last night and I don't even know her!

"Um I'm sorry but who are you?"

She rolled her eyes and slapped her forehead still grinning. "Sorry! I just get carried away sometimes! I'm Erin"

Sure like your name tells me who you really are! I opened my mouth to ask her if she was Riku's girlfriend but she suddenly shot past me into the hallway. In the distance I heard a door slam. What's her problem anyway?

Her and Riku sure have a weird relationship if she's pregnant and he's fucking guys. I'd better leave. Who knows what kinda weird things go on around here.

I stood up as quietly as I could trying to make no noise as possible. I kicked the possessed bear to the side. Heh yep that felt good!

The bastard got me back though.

"I wanna huggle!" I stared at it weirdly. A'huggle'? Is that even a word???

No time to guess, I gotta get out of here!

I snuck out of Erin's room and down the hall toward's what I think was the front door. It was red right????

But I didn't make it to the door as quickly as I'd liked because I was staring at how big this place was compared to what it looked like last night. Even though it was still messy it was still fucking impressive. How the hell did they afford this? No way could they pay for the rent in this place!

Everything had a light and airy feel about it, nothing at all like home. In the far back corner was a black drum kit and two electric guitars leaning against the wall. The left one was in shape of a bright red and orange flame while the other one was creamy white covered in tiny cobalt lighting lines.

I didn't realise it at first but the entire back wall of the living room was covered in posters along with a giant mural of different people playing guitars, keyboards and drum kits. It was beautiful. I've never seen anything like it.

I'm not a huge fan of art myself but this, this was something completely different all together. They looked like fast moving pictures...as if you were right there watching them play but through eyes on drugs.

"You like it blue eyes?

I nearly jumped out of my skin. I turned around to see Erin smiling at me. She looked a bit peaky. She had now changed into a Funeral for a friend black t-shirt and grey drawstring shorts.

"Yeah. It's pretty impressive." I said turning back to the mural.

She came up next to me looking up as well. "It took me ages to paint, Riku helped me carry all the tins up all those steps. He's gonna make a wicked uncle when this little dude is born" she looked down rubbing her stomach.

"Woah you did all this?" I said staring at it still in awe, but then I quickly looked down at her with a confused look on my face. "Hey wait a minute what do you mean 'uncle'?"

She looked back at me and laughed. "Boy are you naïve! Riku's my big bro! Didn't you notice the similarities between us? The silver hair." She pulled at her short messy silver locks. "The aquamarine eyes." She pulled down her right bottom eyelid to reveal her bright greeny-blue eyes.

I mentally slapped myself. All this time I thought she was Riku's girlfriend! I hung my head and whispered "I'm...I'm stupid"

I felt a hand pat me on the back. "Aww don't say that! You're just inattentive" Erin said smiling. It's amazing how much she has smiled since I've barely known her. I think it's a pregnant girl thing.

"Hey how about we make some chocolate chip pancakes? I bet you're hungry. Anyway it'll pass the time before Riku wakes up for work." She looked over at the crimson red sofa and shook her head. "He can sleep through anything and anywhere! I swear if the planet blew up he wouldn't even be awake."

I looked up and followed her gaze then sighed. I hadn't even seen him there. His blue pillow was on the floor and blue sheets were tangled around one leg while the other was hanging over the side of the sofa. He had one arm draped over his eyes while the other was laid casually across his brown shirt exposing his slightly muscled chest.

Erin giggled besides me and nudged me in the stomach lightly saying "Heh he must be dreaming about you"

"Wha?"

She pointed down by Riku's jeans. There a huge bulge. I looked away quickly blushing as I felt my own little friend trying to make himself known. I quickly thought of Kairi and felt him disappearing. Phew that was close.

"Come on...um what's your name?"

"Sora."

"Sora eh? That's pretty cute. Come on I'm starving!" She linked her arm with mine and dragged me into the kitchen to make a cross between breakfast and lunch since it was two in the afternoon.

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Naturally I had to cook our breakfast since Erin told me she couldn't cook. Typical. She's about to become a mother and she can't cook!

"I can't believe you can't cook anything, not even an egg?" I asked her as I flipped another pancake over in the frying pan with the spatula.

She sat on the work surface idly swinging her legs back and for watching me flip the pancakes before she answered. "I tried to cook an egg in the microwave before but it exploded. I also tried to cook some chips but they turned black, I once made a cake for Riku's birthday! Everything went really well, it looked perfect with icing and sprinkles on top...that was until I cut it. There was a massive hole in the bottom. Riku couldn't stop laughing for weeks.

I couldn't help but laugh out loud. I received a kick in the process. It really hurt! Women are evil when they're pregnant.

"Here you go" I put a third pancake on a plate and passed it to her.

"Thanks"

I poured another small amount of pancake mixture into the hot frying pan and waited awhile for the bottom of it to settle.

"Mmmmmm Sora this ism wicked! You're a bettar cook tham Riku!" Erin mumbled with a mouth stuffed full of pancakes.

"Hey if that's true then I won't have to cook for you anymore fatty!"

I jumped as I heard Riku's voice shout from the living room. Then smirked as I saw Erin poke her tongue out in the direction of the living room behind me. "Being pregnant does not mean your fat! It's for a good cause dickweed!" She shouted back at him.

"Yeah a good cause to torture your big bro into cooking for you and a growth in your stomach, then comes all the pain and the piles" He said chuckling as he walked into the kitchen.

"Shut up! That's not gonna happen for awhile! I still got two more months to go!" She swatted his hand away as he tried to flick her nose. I couldn't help but laugh.

"Yeah" He said poking her stomach and smirking. "Eight more weeks of morning sickness, back pain and hollow legs." She slapped his hand away playfully.

"So is it a boy or girl?" I asked pouring more mixture into the frying pan. Riku rolled up the pancake I had just made and chewed it thoughtfully staring at his sister as she looked away red in the face.

I raised an eyebrow. "Did I say something wrong?"

Riku smiled at me than at his sister evilly. "Not really. We don't know what fatty here has inside her because she's way too ticklish on her belly to have a scan-Ooof" Erin kicked him in the stomach making him double over clutching it and chuckling at her.

I laughed at them again and flipped the pancake in the air but it got stuck on the ceiling. Crap.

"Um sorry" I said sheepishly rubbing the back of my head.

"No worries, it happens all the time. At least you don't burn the food." Riku grabbed me around the waist and hoisted me up.

"Ack! W-what are you doing!?"

"Don't worry just get the pancake down." He said his face pressed against my thigh. I tried to send messenges from my brain to my dick for him not to do anything. Especially in this situation! As usual the little prick didn't listen to a damn thing I said as I felt him start to harden. Shit. "Come on Sora I can't hold you up forever!"

"S-sorry" I quickly said looking down. I just hope Riku hasn't felt anything. This is so embarrassing. I quickly reached up to peel the pancake off the ceiling. I barely even brushed it when it landed on my face.

I could hear Erin burst into laughter as Riku put me down while I peeled it off my face and threw it in the bin.

Why does it always have to happen to me?

"Don't worry Sora. She'll stop soon enough." Riku said nudging me.

That was hard to believe as Erin had tears of laughter streaming down her cheeks.

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Erin was still laughing at me an hour after we had all had a shower. It was a nice bathroom with a large shower, no bath and one toilet and a sink. I went into the shower after Riku came out soaking wet with beads of water in his hair. He was only in a green towel!

I had to literally sprint into the shower and set the water to freezing. Stupid Riku. It's all his fault for being so damn sexy!

Okay I admit I kinda 'like' Riku. But it's still all confusing for me! I mean for years I've liked girls. But now ever since I've met Riku I've been getting boners as big as skyscrapers! It's so embarrassing especially since his sister is living with him.

How the hell am I gonna fart and scratch my balls now when she's around? How the hell does Riku do it for that matter?

I looked down at my little friend to find he had turned back to normal. I turned the faucet to warm and started to wash my hair. Suddenly I felt something wrapped around my big toe. I looked down and saw a long silver strand of hair attached to it leading into the drain that was surrounded by a large ball of long silver hair.

"Ewwwww Riku"

I pulled the strand off and went back to washing my hair.

After I came out of the bathroom, I yelped as a pile of clothes hit me full on in the face.

"You can put those on till I wash and dry your other clothes. The ones in your bag are still damp from being soaked by the rain." Riku said. He was wearing baggy loose fitting jeans that showed his boxers and a black t-shirt with a picture of a vampire sucking blood from a woman's arm. The word's 'Love sucks' was scrawled in white fancy writing at the bottom.

I muttered a quick thanks and went back into the bathroom to get changed. The fishnet tank top was a bit big for me but it looked okay. The jeans were also a bit loose around my waist so I had to ask Riku for a belt to hold them up.

The only thing I felt that really fitted me well were his boxers. Heh they were pretty comfy too!

Riku told me he was going somewhere and wanted me to come along as well. I said okay which really made him smile. This caused me to blush...a lot.

When Erin asked where we were going, Riku told her we were going to condition ourselves. I don't know what he meant by that and didn't have time to ask either as Riku grabbed my hand and led me out the door with a slam. I could still hear her shouting at him for her to come as well.

"You're too young!" He shouted back at the door. "Come on Sora" He took me by the hand again and took me downstairs to his garage where he kept is motorcycle.

"How old is Erin anyway?" I asked as Riku lifted up the garage door.

"She's fifteen...and a right pain in the arse when she want's to be" He answered and pulled out a black thin stick from his back pocket.

"What!? She's pregnant at her age!" I asked shocked.

"Yep. C'mere Sora" He said motioning with his hand.

I walked up to Riku and blushed as his hand touched my cheek. What's he doing?

"What are you gonna do?:

"Don't worry I won't hurt you. Now look up."

I did what he said and felt him drawing under my eyeball on my inner eyelid. He did the same to the other one and smirked to himself when he said I could look down again.

"What was that stuff?" I asked frowning, it stung a bit when I blinked but it soon passed.

"Black eyeliner, it'll make you look older...and sexier too" He said winking. "Put this on too" He threw a black choker at me with a gothic cross dangling from it. I put it on and had to ask Riku to link up the chain up for me.

"Where are we going?" I asked as he put the black helmet over my head. Again the stupid thing made one of my spikes fall over my left eye.

"I already told you" He sat on his bike and I followed. He put his helmet on and said "We're gonna condition ourselves." Suddenly he started the engine and sped away.

As usual I clung tightly to his waist my eyes squeezed shut tight. At this I felt the bike go slower and sighed thankfully, loosening my grip in the process.

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CW: dear god I made it to six friggin pages! Phew! I hope you enjoyed this chappie! I loved writing it! I've spent hours writing on it but it was worth it! I hope it made you laugh! I did, especially the part where sora had the pancake fall on his face. I burst out laughing when I thought of it. Lol yea im sad but where is riku taking sora? And finally sora has black eye liner on! Lol he so sexy! (bursts into laughter)

Sora: it's not funny!

CW: (wipes tear away from her eyes) oh but it is! Lol I have a cute lil Japanese boy in my class!!!! Forget the twin who's still cute and doesn't talk! I want Joey (that's the Japanese guy's name) as a toy! And I got to wear his cute lil thick glasses on Friday! XD he looks like Chester from Linkin Park with shaved black hair (drools) also I met the cutest fucking guy ever! He had emo curly brown hair and wore a ton of brown beaded bracelets and necklaces!!!!! He was so fucking lush! You know those guys you see and you just wanna fuck them on then spot. XD

Riku: kinda like me with sora then?

CW: yep! :D review and tell me what you think of the chappie! Was it funny enough? Responses to my reviewers are at the bottom!

Riku: who are funeral for a friend anyway?

CW: they are the best fucking rock band eva! I saw them live! XD twas amazing! I mite c them next year as well! If you haven't heard of them then go download they're song 'escape artists never die' you'll love it if you're a rocker chick like me! XD also tell me what you think of Erin, finally I own sumone! She's way cooler in the next chappies! Till next time see ya yaoi fanatics lol. NOW REVIEW!

Responses to reviewers

Legolas19 – thanx for saying it wasn't shit! Here's your lolly pop lol

Kuja - awwww bless you! (gives you a tissue) get well soon! Don't worry they didn't get ill. My fic is adorable??? THANK YOU (huggles you) :D (gives you a lolly pop)

Addmoose2004 – thank you! (gives you lolli pop) tell her she missed out on a lolly pop for not reviewing me story! Lol I congratulate you on accomplishing to amazingly trip someone while they were sitting lol XD

VampssAmby10210 – ARGHHHHHH! (throws lolly pop to you and runs away) lol, it's sprite??? Hmmm I was told it's coke. Meh it doesn't matter! :P

Evilgoddess1990 - wow im loved again! (gives you your lolly pop) enjoy and thank you! More next week hopefully.

Tyri Dragonite – HOLY CRAP!!!!! A blood thirsty army of invisible dragons???? ARGH!!!!!!!!!! I've updated I've updated! Don't kill me! Lol you gagged! Rofl!!!!!! (here's your lolly pop)

Starlit-chaos – yep im honest to almost everyone except when im in trouble to teachers and parents lol I can worm my way out of anything hehehehe. I know the sick part wasn't so grosso but sum ppl r weird about that thing like when my friends lil bro literally puked up in front of us when he saw a dead squished slug! lmao! Also I hav a ton of friends who r squeamish about seeing fake blood on tv even in cartoons! o.O weird! Anyways thanks for saying wat you thought! (gives you a lolly) and who r u callin a bitch? Bitch! Lol XD

Delerious – ack it's a letter! Lol yep kairi is a bitch seriously I thought the actress who plays her was a guy cos she laughed like a dude! Thanx for reviewing and (gives you a lolly pop) enjoy!