A/n: Ok i'm guessing y'all hate me right now! I really wanted to update but my computer was out of commision!I know I've used that one before but what can i say, i have a really crappy computer!

DrewFullerFanLife: Thanks sooooooooo much for your review and i hope you keep reading...and reviewing!

Ggzthedrewluver: Yes you're right as usual! I should be updating more! I'm glad you like the chemistry going on, and the flashback! There should be more of that to come!

Fire Gazer: Thanks for your review! I'm glad you think it's cute! Phoebe basically had a premonition of the same flashback Chris was having!

Sparkling Cherries: I'm really glad you thought it was cute! I have a talent of making cute things perverse! I AM JOKING- before you call the cops! I liked the Spermy Demon thing too!

CharmingPiper: I'm glad you like it and it feels real! Keep reading... and reviewing- Thankyou!

Phoebe and Patronising

Chris orbed onto the bottom of the attic stairs just as Phoebe was running down them. She went crashing into Chris and they both went flying down to the bottom of the stairs. Phoebe helped him up, and even before she could ask if he was alright, Chris butt in. "Whoo, wait, what do you mean, you're not my aunt, that's crazy, and impossible"

"Really, why is that so impossible? I mean you have Prue's old power, you look like Piper, you definitely have the Halliwell temper, you're half witch, half white lighter, and you have Leo's eyes." Phoebe yelled back.

"Hey, can you please keep it down?" Chris begged.

"Why, if it's not true, then shouldn't I be able to yell all I want?" Phoebe argued.

"Look, ok, Telekinesis is a common power, I don't look like Piper, and I so do not have the Halliwell temper and I've never yelled at you guys, that badly. Faith is half witch, half white lighter, and she can't be related to me, cause that is so gross, there are other white lighter-witch couple you know. Oh and for the record my eyes are so much nicer than Leo's" Chris whispered

"You are so much like Prue, your temper, your obsession to defeat all evil, your powers, and she wouldn't admit to looking like our mom either."

"Piper is not my mom, my mom is dead!" Chris yelled, so loudly Phoebe had to step back.

"Chris, honey, its ok, I know, I had a premonition. We'll talk later, go get ready for breakfast." Phoebe cooed.

"Just don't tell anyone, please." Chris pleaded.

"What makes you think I haven't told anyone, you know I can't keep a secret!" Joked Phoebe,

But Chris didn't take it as a joke. "What! Phoebe, this is going to change the whole future, how could you. I can't face her, she… she… what do I say to her."

"Chris, it's ok, Phoebe was joking, she hasn't and won't tell anyone." Faith said trying to calm him down, "Let's go," She said, taking his hand, but he pulled away, so he could give his aunt a hug. Phoebe smiled and was about to start talking when Chris orbed out, he did not want to listen to her baby talk him.

Later on that day, after Faith and Chris got dressed they orbed back to the manor. They helped themselves to some food and Piper remembered, "Faith, you're dad wants to speak to you, Leo's been looking everywhere for you."

"What, no, I do not want to deal with him right now." Faith moaned.

"You never finished telling me what happened with that." Chris said, it wasn't obvious by her looks but she had quite the temper.

"It was so cool, I was just like, you don't own me, and then he's like, you're my daughter, and I'm like you stopped being my father the day you left me!" Faith said very excitedly

"That's my baby," Chris smiled, kissing her on the head.

"Yeah, but the only thing is, um he really hatesyou now, he thinks you're a bad influence. But I still love you" She said hugging him. Chris however, looked terrified, "Don't worry, I'll protect you" she added, without looking up.

"That is so cute, can you just hold that pose while I get my camera?" Phoebe asked.

"No!" Both Chris and Faith yelled in unison.

"But we can't miss this. You two are just so cute." Phoebe made a motion in the air behind the sister's, which looked as if she was going to eat Chris.

"Phoebe, can I have a word, outside, in private please!" Chris said through gritted teeth and a fake smile.

Phoebe misinterpreted the fake smile for a real smile, "Sure sweetie," she said pinching his cheeks. Chris, clearly pissed off lightly TKd Phoebe's hand off of him and led the way out of the kitchen. Piper and Paige exchanged odd looks, and then looked at Faith, who smiled and backed out of the room.

"What the hell are you doing? You're going to blow my cover" Chris whispered angrily.

"Now, now Chris, language!" Phoebe scolded.

"Oh my god! I'm 22 not 2!" Chris yelled. "I wish Aunt Paige had found me out instead, she wouldn't treat me like a baby!" he muttered.

"So you want bad ass bitch Phoebe, fine. Why the hell aren't I allowed to tell my sisters who you really are?" Phoebe quizzed.

"Because, you just can't. That's why not. Listen, you know when you guys went back to the past, with Aunt Prue, to the time just before you were born, and you couldn't tell anyone who you were. It can really badly screw up history." Chris answered.

"Oh don't worry Chris, I promise, now I know how annoying you're grown up self is, I still won't play favourites with Wyatt." Joked Phoebe, but she said it in a severe tone. Faith cracked up.

"Ow, I like mushy Phoebe better." Chris whined.

"Good!" She said as she pulled him into a tight grip. "So, when should I expect my little nephew then?" Phoebe asked, a huge smile, on her face.

"Oh," Chris paused to think for a second, "in about a year now" he replied.

Phoebe's face fell and she gasped, "A year, Chris that means you have to be conceived- in two months – and you're parents are no longer together!"

A/n: What are you thinking of right now!- That's my weird question for today!