Riku: so how was your weekend?
CW: Pretty good, my friend and I watched a ton of my bros dvd's,ate tons of food...I think ive put on a few pounds just from it -- and we had to clean up rat poop of the sofa!
Sora: EWWWW! So what dvd's did you watch?
CW: later muse boy I gotta write this before it's morning otherwise im dead and I'll get flamed with a ton of threatening e-mails from the reviewers (cowers)
Riku: you'd betta do it quickly then, you got a ton of homework
CW: DON'T REMIND ME!!!! Curse the dude whoever invented homework!! (growls)
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Food never tasted so good! Especially when it's cold, covered in chocolate sauce and sprinkles. The sprinkles kinda irritate my new tongue barbell, but the ice-cream is working miracles for the pain. I'm still trying to get used to the feeling that there's something sticking out of my bottom lip. My tongue piercing is the most difficult to get used to though. It feels like I have food constantly in my mouth, but I can't eat it. Which is annoying as hell.
Riku seems to think my distress is funny. That or I've just got a sprinkle on my face. Probably both since I don't know him all that well. He keeps staring at me, thinking that I don't notice but I do. But whenever I catch him he always turns away to do something or looks away changing the subject.
Since we've been up to get ice-cream he's done it fifteen times already. Yeah I'm a loser for keeping count.
"How'd you afford it?" I asked him while scraping out another soft ball of vanilla ice-cream from the tub.
"Afford what?"
"All this!" I said waving my left arm around at the apartment walls. We were sitting at opposite ends on the crimson sofa in the living room. Riku had finished his share of ice-cream ages ago but I was still hungry.
Riku rubbed his eyes with the balls of his hands, yawning loudly In response.
"You wanna go to bed? It's pretty late" I asked sympathetically.
"Nah. I'm used to it" He replied while taking a swig from his beer bottle. I've never met anyone who drinks beer with ice-cream, especially at half eleven in the night.
He jutted out his lip in thought, biting the side of it while staring idly down the neck of his beer bottle as if it had become the most interesting thing in the world. "You know Travis with the green Mohawk?" He asked looking up at me.
I nodded quickly while licking the end of my spoon. How could I forget, I still got the after-pain burning specific parts of my face from his handiwork.
"Well his twin brother, Jarred, owns this apartment building. A while back, Travis got into some serious shit. Owed a couple of junkies some muni for pot. I helped him out by nicking some from my dad's wallet...Erin paid for the consequences of that lil stunt."
I put down my bowl and spoon carefully next to the side of the sofa and asked; "What do you mean...consequences?"
He sighed, resting his left elbow on top of the sofa. "You ever noticed that Erin always has her hair covering her left eye?"
I raised an eyebrow. "Yeah so what? All girls have side partings these days, it's a new trend."
"I know but Erin's always had her hair covering her left eye ever since our dad...blinded her with his lighter, when she was thirteen."
I stared in shock at him at his lowered head not meeting my gaze. "He, he blinded her? His own daughter...why?"
"Because of me...he wanted to get back at me for nicking his muni. He hates both me and her, for what we are. Me a bastard fag and Erin, well I'm sure you'll find out later about what she is." He looked up at me smirking. "Anyways Jarred wanted to thank me for saving his brother's ass and offered Erin and I an apartment to move into when I turned sixteen. And this." He said lifting his arms in the air. "Is what we chose"
So Riku really is gay, heh I knew that...
"Nice choice" I said looking around. "Who did all the painting?"
"I did of course, Riku doesn't even know how to use a roller properly."
I craned my neck behind me to see Erin standing in the doorway wearing a large blue and white tie-dye t-shirt on. It had a small yellow pointy haired creature jumping in the air with a lighting shaped brown striped tail and red cheeks.(wow, wonder who that is lol)
"Ahhh Sleeping Ugly!" Riku said sarcastically. "You need to go back to bed for a couple more hundred years...your not quite pretty enough for your baby to see you yet."
"Piss off Riku. I'm not in the mood." She said sourly.
"Awww what's wrong Ez? You been sick again?"
"Yeah." She replied, rubbing her throat. "That and my back hurts. I see you got Sora spiked, he looks pretty good. Have you got a tattoo dude?"
"Um yeah. It's on my bac-AH! What the hell?" Erin had pulled me off the sofa and spun me around, lifting up my fish net top.
"Holy shit" I heard Erin whisper as I felt her fingers follow the outline of my tattoo...whatever it is. "It's awesome...I can't wait to get one!"
"Your not getting a tattoo Ez." Riku said folding his arms over his chest.
"I am too! Right after junior here is born, I'm getting one!" She snapped pointing at her stomach. "You got your first one when you were fifteen! So don't even try to stop me!" With that she stormed off slamming her bedroom door behind her. A second later I heard loud, fast, violin music mixed with different thumping sounds. Next to me I heard Riku curse quietly.
"What's wrong?" I asked looking at him.
"I remembered the other reason why I turned gay, besides being attracted to guys"
"What's that?"
"I didn't want children...one little brat is hard enough."
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You ever hate it when you're really tired but can't get to sleep? Surprisingly Riku can sleep like a log even when Erin was still blasting her strange but soothing music. But me, I can't. It feels like that feeling when you try to get to sleep but can't because you've forgotten to brush your teeth.
I rolled onto my side and unwillingly forced myself to get out of the nice warm comfortable bed. For some reason I found myself heading into the bathroom. I flipped on the light switch and blinked furiously waiting for the blinding pain of light to go away.
I stepped up to the mirror and frowned. I look so...different. I yawned loudly exposing my new tongue stud. My tongue feels really fat in my mouth. But Travis said that it would swell, he just didn't mention how long it would last.
I turned around and craned my neck to face the mirror and gasped.
I didn't realize my tattoo would be this BIG!
It started at the top of my shoulders to the tip of my ass. Just like Riku's. Instead of bloody devil wings like his, I had pure white feather wings...like an angel. I frowned and wondered why had Riku chosen these. I'm no angel, I smoke, swear and im not beautiful like how an angel should be. I'm just me. What makes me so different? Is this how Riku sees me? As an angel?
I laughed at the thought. An angel...yea right. I walked over to the toilet lifting up the seat to pee before going back to sleep.
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"COME ON SORA! WAKE UP YOU LAZY ARSE!"
I pulled the quilt over my head to try to block out the sunlight and Erin's nagging, but it still didn't stop her from bouncing on the bed. I need more sleep! It's too early for this.
"ARGH!" I yelped as I felt the quilt being ripped off me. My warmth was gone!
"Sora!" She whined, then slapped my arse making me yelp again. "Sora we're hungry!"
I pulled the pillow over my head trying to get back to sleep again. No use there, she whipped the pillow off me out of my grasp. "Sora! Come on! Bacon sandwiches! NOW!" She slapped my butt cheek again, causing me to glare at her hatefully from under my folded arms over my head.
"Can't you go ask Riku to make you them?" I asked yawning.
"You mean the prick with long silver hair who's continually moping around wondering if you fancy him in that way or not?"
My eyes literally burst out of their eye sockets, well not really but you could tell I was pretty damn well shocked. "What?"
"Oh come on Sora! It's so obvious." She laid down next to me so that we were facing each other. "I'm surprised he hasn't raped you yet! You can tell he's antsy to get into your pantsy! It's all there, the way he looks at you, that dreamy look he gets in his eyes when he talks to you. He's already branded you as his angel, I mean just look at your tattoo! He's the kinky horny devil and you're the sweet sexy angel."
"But that can't be! It's just a tattoo. Tattoos don't mean anything!" I cried.
"Sure they do! Riku's only got devil wings on his back because he used to be a little shit when he was younger, our mom used to call him a 'little devil'. So he got it in memory of her." She giggled at the thought and rolled onto her back gazing at the ceiling. "I wish I knew what she was like." She whispered.
"What do you mean?" I asked, resting my chin in my hand.
"She was so young, and really beautiful. She died a couple of months after I was born."
"What of?"
She turned to face me then stared off into the distance. "Cancer." Erin smiled at me again, slapping my knee. "I'll be in the kitchen 'kay?"
"Kay" I whispered quietly as I watched her go. I stood up and started to scratch my butt wondering what other secrets these two have.
Surprisingly I couldn't find Riku anywhere in the apartment and figured he was hiding from me. So I grudgingly walked into kitchen to feed the hippo-I ah mean Erin!
"Um Erin. We don't have any bread." I said while staring at an empty bread bin.
"Come on Sora! Call me Ez!" She pleaded while rooting through the freezer.
"Ooookay...Ez, I give up. What are you looking for?" I asked suspiciously.
"Well you said we don't have bread right? So we can use this!" She pulled out a frozen pizza box. "The base is made from dough right? So is bread, so it's kinda the same don't you think?"
"Raw bacon, on pizza?" I said raising an eyebrow.
"It'll cook in the oven!"
I sighed. "Whatever. Just read out the temperature the oven has to be on."
I quickly turned the oven on to 190c and started to cut the fat off the bacon alone while Erin went to the bathroom for her hourly pee.
I wasn't even aware that Riku was in the room with me until I felt a pair of arms wrap snuggly around my waist. I tried to stay calm, but it was pretty damn well hard when I felt his dick through his boxers press up against my butt cheek.
He rested his chin on my left shoulder, his soft hair tickling my cheek when he said; "Bacon pizza? Interesting. Save me a few slices 'kay?"
I felt my face redden as he turned to leave, but not before he slapped my arse lightly. What is it 'Slap Sora's arse day'?
Unfortunately Erin came back at that precise moment, later mocking me about the whole devil owning the angel crap. I got her back after though when I found a spider in the corner of the kitchen and chased her around the apartment with it in my hands. Hehehe I can still here her screaming.
Surprisingly the bacon pizza was really nice. Riku and I only had two slices each though, while fat girl ate the other half of it herself. She just rolled it up and scoffed it all in a few bites, finishing with a loud burp. And I thought I was disgusting. Girls seem worse than boys, I learned that they also smell worse while walking into the bathroom to shower after Ez.
It was horrible, smelled like a nuclear bomb had gone off! Riku had warned me to wait for awhile but we were all ready running late to get to the bar for their gig. I'm still confused on how they're gonna fit all three of us onto Riku's motorcycle.
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CW: eh I know I ended it craply but I can't think of any more to write. As you can see it's not my best...but im way too tired to write any more. I need some food! Preferably chicken curry and rice! (drools)
Sora: I think that's called laziness and writer's block I want curry too!
CW: I DO NOT HAVE WRITERS BLOCK!...well, maybe a little...curses -- and your not getting any curry! Its mine!...my own...my precious...
Riku: lol
CW: (growls) do you realize muse boy that I could kill you OFF!
Riku: (cowers and gulps)
CW: that's better! Now for all the response to my amazing reviewers! XD
Responses to reviewersRaspPunkyCS – lol yep it was graphic! But pain and angst is much more easier to write than happiness!
Rinoki Rio – aww pooryou! I think you havin writers block is rubbing off onto me! Lol
Kenaki – omg! The roaches are out to get me! (cowers) I cant believe your teacher knows where waldo is! Tis amazing! Lol
Dark-Unknown-Shadow – eh hehehe I mite have exaggerated the pain a little bit! I wanna get my tongue done! XD and my lip pierced twice on the side (drools) tattoos are so preeeety! Ok im dun! And thanx 4 reviewing!
Tyri Dragonite – yay! A virtual kitty (huggles it) THANK YOU!!! Sorry to ask you that question earlier but most schools drag you into the hall to teach you about S.E. or they show you crappy videos of it in Religious Studies classes...like mine did cos it was a catholic high school! (shudders) ack! Plz no! I don't want a hoard of boring pointlessly random people coming to get me!!!
Sakurai-chan – thanx for da compliment! Yours is beta tho! XD wheres your chappie 9?? (cries) I need more!
BlueEyedDemon1 – lol arigato! Im jealous of the little bastards too! I want my lip and tongue done oh so badly (cries)
Diamondprincess2006 – don't worry about not reviewing in ages! Its nice to know that you have the time to do it! XD thank you!
Alexx the hopeless – oooo a threat in the e-mail eh? Lol I'd like to see you try that when I've already updated! Lol! Hmm seems you got something in your eye from winking too much, lol whatever could you mean by it?? Lmao! Don't worry riku and sora soon! Until next week! mwhahahahahaKuja – lol these chappies got beta and beta and now this one tis crap! But thanx for reviewing XD I think I made everyone cringe, except fot Alexx the hopeless...she laughed at the pain o.O lol
Evilgoddess1990 – aww im sorry,here (swaps your choccie piece of cake for a vanilla one!) enjoy! I just knew that someone wouldn't like their piece of choccie cake!...just like my friend lol yay! Loves you back XD
KittyKat – arigato for reviewing! XD
IlUvToRnAnDsOrA – wow cool freaky name my friend lol (eats choccie cake happily) thank you! XD yum!
CW: oh yeah one last thing! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!! XD finally another looser to dump! Lol not really ive just had a bad experience of ugly boyfriends...but this one tis cute! He has longish girly fluffy hair, tis a mosha and we constatly snuggle...ive always liked that word...snuggle! Anyways enough of my ramblings! I want you all to read Keiko13's stories! They are amazing! And I want you to review them if you love or like them! Now go! Then you can all review this chappie to comment on how crap it really was...trust me I could have done better but I was pushed for time and Alexx the hopeless...along with other ppl would have flamed me for not updating!
Sora: have you been eating sugar again??
CW: nope im just happy cos we get to see riku and erin play in the band! (bounces)
Riku: Annnnnnd???
CW: nothing! Except drugs maybe! And other crap (giggles) ok im hyper! Go review or just ignore me! Lol (bounces more) XD