A/n: I just wanna say i know how much i suck for not updating for sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long- i really really feel guilty and i am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry! i swear I'm gonna get better- it's just you know exams and stuff! lol!
To my amazing reviewers:
Teranika Meneldil: Thankyou for your review- if you just skim down to my next A/n it has an explanation of the whole Phoebe/ Chris thing! may i just add...yay you never liked Bianca- i never liked her either, as you can probably tell from reading this fic! lol! keep reading and reviewing!
Sparkling Cherries: yeh, i know that chapter was short but i'm still glad you like the Faith and Chris thing! i really am trying to keep the others in character! lol! Thanks sooooooooooo much for all your reviews!
DrewFullerFanLife: i hope your mum is ok! i remember when my dad went in! it was soooo nerve racking! thanks soooooo much for your review!
GgztheDrewLover: Thanks for your review huni! and critizism is good! the sisters would have asked questions if their had been more time or i continued straight after i left off but there was no time for them to ask because phoebe, chirs and faith left too soon! i hope thats a good enough reason! lol
FrostyRose: I was jumping too! that might have been because i forgot to take my medication! lol I am joking! Thanks for your review! I'm really really really glad you "luv it!" keep reviewing!
A/n: I thought i had made it obvious- phoebe found out about Chris's identity because she got a premonition of the same flashback Chris was having! it made more sense in my head!
drunks and damsels
Aweek later- P3
Faith and Chris were very comfortable. They were on the couch in P3, making out. Chris was just about to pull of her top when she stopped him. "What?" he asked.
"It's not that I don't want to, cause I do, it's just I don't feel very well." She practically whispered.
"Let me guess, headache?" Chris asked slyly.
"No, it's more of a stomach ache, actually." She answered, "but hey, why don't we go outside, into the club, party a little bit. I just really don't feel like sex. It's not you though, believe me!"
Chris glared at her, but Faith knew how to get her way with him, "I'm sorry honey," she said as she pulled her cutest, biggest puppy dog eyes.
"Oh no you don't, not the puppy dog eyes, you know I'm under you're spell with those eyes- figurativly speaking of course!"
Faith laughed, "Yeah that's what you think- Chris you should know this by now- you're always under my spell! Now lets go baby- then I can get you drunk and you'll really do what I command."
"What's the point- you're not in the mood remember!" He moaned.
Faith again laughed, it was a laugh that would make all guys become like putty in her hands- especially Chris! "You have more uses then just sex Chris, come out with me and i might just show you a few of them!" She said in a sexy voice, she didn't even need to try to be sexy- it just came.
"Okay" he said, his voice slightly shakey from the effect his girlfriend was having him, he clutched her hand and led her out into the club. They smiled and sat down at the bar.
"What will it be, cutie?" The female bar tender said as she bent down, to show of a lot of cleavage.
"Um," he glanced at Faith, "I'll have a tequila shot. Thanks!"
"Hey, go Chris." Faith cheered.
"Well I need to get really drunk for you to you know, plus I'm hoping that you'll follow suit, then, I can get you drunk." He laughed. "Oh yeah, and I need to get my parents off my mind."
"Well, well, well. It can't be. Oh my god, it is, Chris, laughing, and drinking!" Phoebe chuckled.
"So, what do you want?" The Bartender asked Faith, slightly bitchyly
"I'll just have a sparkling water" She answered politely.
"Light weights!" muttered the bar tender.
"Geez, who stuffed a pin up her ass." Whispered Faith.
As she delivered the drink Chris asked "What do I owe you?"
She smiled and twirled her hair, and bent down again, "How could I charge such a angel like you!"
"Oh, I'm no angel," Chris replied innocently.
"No, you're clearly not!" She said sexily. "So do you have a name? Or do I just call you by your phone number."
"His name is Chris, You can call him Chris!" Faith said angrily.
"And what's you're name?" quizzed Chris
"I'm Amy, and interested." She added, but Phoebe ended up shooing her away, before Faith blew a gasket.
"She seems nice," Chris said.
Faith glared at him. "And you seem like clueless idiot. She clearly likes you, as in you know, I'll flash my huge breasts at you and hope you jump into my size 2 pants."
"What do you mean, you're that size, right? And anyway, the only persons pants I want to jump into are yours." He looked down at her tight black jeans, "but I don't think I'll fit."
"Oh, that's just gross." Phoebe gagged.
"Well Phoebe, we've been going out for a week, we're in love, both six years over the legal age, and Chris here, has been engaged, so that wouldn't be the first time either of us has jumped into anyone's pants. Oh and don't forget, Chris's girlfriend was six years older then him." Said Faith.
"Six years, Chris, what would you're mother say!" Phoebe scolded. "So, have you had the talk?" She continued.
"Yes, Bianca gave it to him." Faith teased.
"Ha, ha" Chris 'laughed' "and I don't need the talk, I know what I'm doing, been doing it for long enough." Chris said.
"You know exactly what a good aunt wants to hear." Said Phoebe sarcastically.
"Anyway, she is totally flirting with you, and you're flirting back, so STOP." Faith explained.
"Maybe, she just doesn't know we're going out." Chris said quietly. Faith gave him a funny look, she understood what he was saying, it was just his tone that surprised her. "So I think we should show her," he didn't even give Faith a chance to process what he said, he just pulled her into a huge kiss.
All of the girls who had been sitting around the bar sighed and turned away, and the table behind Faith and Chris, that just seconds ago had been congested with guys, trying to catch the rear of the beautiful, and what they thought, single girl, had began to disperse.
However only Phoebe had noticed the change in crowd, she smiled, thinking how lucky they both were to have each other, she remembered the feeling- when she was with Cole.
"Let's go dance" Chris said as he pulled Faith off her stool, "coming Phoebe?" He asked, but she shook her head, he shrugged and quickly downed his drink.
After a couple of hours of dancing, Faith decided to quit. "C'mon honey, you can't quit now, please." Chris pleaded
"Listen, baby, why don't you keep dancing ok, I would love to, but I haven't been drinking, you have. Now just remember, I am still your girlfriend, so all the girls dancing around you, have to be at least three metres away, in fact, guys too," she joked.
"Ok, but no matter what I love you Bianca." Chris joked.
"Ha, ha Chris! Very funny, see you don't always have to work and be a complete boffin do you! And just keep in mind- you are very drunk, I could kick your ass back to the future." She smiled and kissed him again.
But Chris frowned, "I'm… not… that… drunk," He said in between hiccups. "That girl over there, now she's drunk!" He laughed as they looked over at a girl who was surrounded by a group pf drooling men. "Wow, she's hot!" He added.
"Hey those guys are my fans," she whined, "Anyways, you go have fun." She said as she walked over where Phoebe sat. "You Ok?" She asked, as she saw Phoebe almost in tears.
"That's my nephew." She replied with a small smile, "He's all grown up and… hey, wow he really should not be doing that!" Phoebe exclaimed as she looked over.
"Wow, he has had a lot to drink," she said looking at the three empty beer bottles and the four empty shot glasses. She then looked over in Phoebe's direction and actually laughed, "as long as their mouths don't go anywhere near each other, they're fine!" She got up as she decided to go and join her boyfriend, before he got too close to another someone. When she was intercepted by a group of guys.
"Hey there, good looking," one of them said.
"How you doing, beautiful!" another one smiled.
"So, lets go outside and have a little fun!" A third guy laughed.
"Listen guys, I'm flattered, I really am, but I'm not interested. I'm already taken. Plus, I'm really not into the whole group thing!" Faith replied.
"Firstly, it looks like your boyfriend is having a lot of fun with out you! And secondly, I wasn't asking!" The third guy growled as he grabbed Faith by the arm and covered her mouth.
The fast movement took her by surprise, just enough so that the three brawny men could quickly pull her outside! "Hey get off me!" She yelled as she bit the guys finger.
"Ow, you'll pay for that!" the same guy yelled as he squeezed her arm even tighter.
She was about to punch him and get free, when a deep manly voice yelled "Unhand her you fiend!"
"Chris, sweetie, what are you doing?" She asked quietly.
"Saving you, my damsel in distress!" He replied in that same fake, tough-guy accent.
"So drunk, so, so drunk!" Faith muttered to herself. Chris went charging to one of the three guys and was about to punch him when the guy hit him in the stomach. Chris froze and then crippled on the floor; all Faith could do was clap her hand to her forehead. The guy who had just punched Chris lifted him up by the scruff of the neck and threw him towards the dumpster, Chris flew into it and slumped down on the floor.
"Hey!" Faith shrieked. She quickly elbowed the guy who was holding her hard in the stomach, he stumbled back slightly and then she punched his nose, knocking him out. She turned to the one who had 'fought' Chris (if you could call it that.) She merely kicked him and he crumpled to the floor. The last guy just ran back into the club "Glad that's taken care of." She whispered, dusting off her hands. She herd a noise and turned around to see Chris climbing out of the dumpster.
Chris slowly got up, "Did I get 'em" He asked.
"You got them GOOD!" Faith replied, not wanting to hurt her boyfriends pride.
"Good!" Chris smiled, but his face soon changed to a pale- greenish colour, "Oh Crap!" he mumbled, before opening his mouth, he threw up all over the guy Faith had just kicked.
Faith turned away, mainly as she didn't want to see the puke, but also to hide her laughter.
A/n: Thats it for now!But i swear i will update sooner this time- I have the next chapter written so the sooner you review, the sooner i update! lol!
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