CW: eh hehehe (scratches head nervously) hey guys! ;;
Angry mob of readers and reviewers: (Growls while holding sharp pointy objects)
Sora: the shit has hit the fan! Lol
CW: um yes well I know all of you would love to kill me but uh then I wont be able to finish this! Also writers block SUCKS BIG TIME! XO I got so much inspiration flying at me from no where and I cant write or draw anything good! (cries) anyways enjoy this chappie, I tried, I really did! It's taken me days to write it so be gentle and you can kill, hurt or bludgeon me later! Heh ;; im still not out of my writers block, but if I beat the lil bugger then by God I will be queen!!!! (cackles) XD
Riku: I cant believe you made it this far without me raping or kissing Sora yet!
CW: I know im amazed at that myself...it's nearly killed me...ooo! One last thing girlies and boyos (If there are any out there who read this!) I suggest you download blink 182's song 'Here's your letter', no asky questions! Just do it! My apologies if you don't like blink but um...sorry! :D
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Okay I've got exactly ten minutes to shower, get changed into my recently washed and ironed clothes from Riku and help him fit Ez's drum kit and his guitar into his friend's car when they arrive.
In other words...I'm totally buggered.
As soon as I put the shower on I yelped in response to how friggin cold it was. I yelped again as I felt someone come up close behind me and switched the temperature to warm. I covered my dignity with my hands as quickly as I could while turning around to face a smiling Riku.
What the fuck is he doing...in here...with me...and totally NAKED!???
I raised an eyebrow at him, keeping my eyes locked onto his, desperately trying not to let my eyes go any lower. If I did that God only knows what would happen. "Do you mind Riku?" I asked him, trying to stop myself from blushing. Bloody goddamn hard!!
"Well, not really" He said, stepping under the shower head. "We haven't got much time, so it's easier this way if we take a shower at the same time."
Drat. He did have a point there. I still don't get how he does it. I'm naked, he's naked, we're alone, in the shower...shouldn't this be going somewhere?? Or maybe Ez was just messing around with me.
I stood there mesmerized as he started to wash his silver shoulder length hair. He looked over at me with his calming aquamarine eyes and smirked. He gently tugged me on my arm and pulled me under the shower head with him. Holy shit, someone help me! He looked away nervously then back at me again with water dripping off his nose and his fringe plastered against his forehead.
"Sora, I can't ke-"
THUMP THUMP THUMP
"RIKU! STOP FUCKING SORA AND GET YOUR ARSE OUT OF THE SHOWER NOW! MATT'S HERE!" I heard Erin shout over the drumming of the water from the shower.
Riku sighed in front of me. "You'll have to hurry okay Sora?" He said as he got out of the shower.
I pouted in response as I saw his firm butt walk away from me. Looking down I cursed again and set the water to freezing.
Stupid dick. You always seem to be excited at the most embarrassing times don't you?
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Having a pregnant girl sitting on you in the cramped front seat of a pick-up truck is not the most wonderful experience in the world. Especially when a cute boy like Riku is snoring lightly, his mouth slightly open and his head resting on your right shoulder. He's got his guitar between his legs in its black leather carrying case with his arms crossed casually over his stomach.
I wonder why he's so tired all of a sudden? Didn't he get a good night's sleep last night?
I was brought out of my thoughts when we went over a hole in the road. I squeezed my eyes shut in pain as Erin couldn't help but squish my legs after bouncing on top of them. I don't think I can feel them!
"Matt are you sure my drums won't get wet?" Erin asked as I warmed my hands on her bulging belly. My fingers were going numb from the cold so she had thankfully put hers over mine, with the sleeves of her black Slipknot hoodie covering her hands. Right now she was my walking, talking electric blanket...even if I couldn't feel my thighs.
"Yes Ez" Matt replied while driving. He had dozen's of black shag bands covering his wrists and black nail polish. His long blonde hair was tied back in a thin black hair band, a few loose strands had escaped their prison and fell quietly around his pale face. "I checked the plastic cover twice, it's secure. Oh yeah I heard that Green Day sold out yesterday...no more tickets." He smirked at her, then turned his deep brown eyes back on the road.
"What!? You can't be serious dude! They only started selling them like yesterday!" She whined. Next to me I felt Riku shift his head lower down on my arm.
"I already got my ticket" He said still grinning as we stopped at a red light. Outside it was pissing it down, wave after wave of rain plummeted down onto the windscreen, only to be viscously swiped out of the way by the windscreen wipers.
"Oh my god! Please Matt! Sell it to me! I'm begging you!" Erin pleaded joining her hands together in prayer.
"Give me your guitar and I will." He shifted gear and sped forward as the lights turned green.
"What! No way! I'm giving it to my son" She crossed her hands over her chest, leaving me to grip onto the sides of her hoodie tightly, savoring its warmth.
"Ez, we don't even know what your having yet. How do you know it's a boy?"
"Woman's intuition" She stated in a matter of factly tone.
"I thought all girls want baby girls?" I asked her.
Erin looked over her right shoulder at me. "I'd rather have a boy than a girl who might get pregnant when she's a teen."
"She'll only learn from the best-Ah! Ez I'm driving dude!" Matt shouted as Erin had punched him in the arm.
"At least he won't get any girls pregnant MATT!"
"Hey don't start dude! It wasn't my fault. How did I know the condom was split?"
"WELL you should have bought them from the chemists and not the gents' toilets, moron!" Erin said in a sing song voice.
Jeez! Girls can be viscous when they want to be. Hope her son or daughter isn't like that. I could tell Matt was totally pissed. His knuckles had turned bone white while they were still griping the steering wheel. I kinda feel sorry for the poor bastard, I mean one night of fun with his girlfriend WITH protection, then a couple of weeks later BAM! He's going to be a dad. Life sucks. Thank God I'm turning gay! Wait...did I just say that???
The trip to the bar became rather quiet after that, besides the sound of the rain outside, the beeping of random cars going past and a few small snores from Riku now and again, no-one spoke a word. I didn't even hint that I thought Riku was drooling on me incase I started another argument.
No-one was queuing outside the bar when we arrived, I wasn't surprised. It was still pissing down outside, and here I am in a plain black t-shirt and three-quarter length baggy shorts, with black converse trainers that LEAK in the RAIN. On top of that Riku just HAD to put eyeliner on me...again! I'm gonna look like a gimp! Especially when I get wet.
We stopped outside the back of the bar, reversing the back of the pick-up truck near a pair of black doors. Once Matt turned off the ignition, I shifted under Erin to get out of the door. Amazingly Riku was still asleep the whole time we got Ez's drum kit inside.
He got a bit of a shock when I woke him up though. Which was understandable since I would crap myself too if I was awoken by someone with soaking wet spiky hair, that still stood up. Eyeliner running down their face and a t-shirt that's turned into a second skin.
"Woah! How can your hair still stand up like that?" He said while stretching.
"I think that still plagues humanity to this day. Come on Riku, I'm freezing my dick off out here!" I jutted out my bottom lip in a pout. I can't help it! I've been doing it since like...forever.
"Heh. Keep looking cute like that and you'll get raped for sure" He said smirking and bopping my nose in the process.
I'm cute??? And getting raped? Wait a minu-...he's not goin-...but that's a cri-...he wouldn't. I followed him slowly to the back entrance and looked at him blankly as he stood there smirking, holding the door out for me. All the while I couldn't get this burning question out of my head
Would he?
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Two bottles of beer and a shot of Jack Daniels later and I still can't get that question out of my head. He's already bought me all this booze so I guess he probably is. Hmm...leave and become poor or stay with booze and get raped by Riku with his big pe- OKAY! The latter sounds better, so I'm staying, even if I'll be too drunk to remember my first time, heh. God that so doesn't sound like me! What have they put in this beer?
Where the hell is everybody anyway? Is there a big orgy in the backroom behind the stage that I don't know about?
"Hey spiky, you want a towel?" A female voice behind me asked.
I hiccuped in response and shook my head, leaning heavily against the dark wooden counter. I think I'm drying off already because it's so hot in here. The blonde bartender shrugged at me effortlessly and went back to reading her Kerrang magazine.
This place is pretty big to what I imagined it to be. The bar is right opposite the stage where five guys are setting up their instruments. The first guy at the front of the stage looks to be about in his mid twenties. He has a slightly young masculine face with thick short straight black hair covering his right eye. The slightly muscular guy who was plugging in his black guitar, has an older face with deep eyes and a long boyish haircut with the fringe just over his eyes.
The other two guitarists were laughing together about an inside joke. One was slim and gangly with messy flicked black hair while the other one had wavy brown hair streaked blonde to his chin and a fuzzy goatee beard in the shape of a curved upside-down heart. The drummer looked calm and collected as he sat behind his drum kit while swigging a drink from his water bottle. He had a round face and heartfelt eyes, his black short hair was tucked behind his ears in a side parting.
I wonder who they are?
The speakers next to the stage are absolutely huge. Even taller than Riku's friend, Travis, and that's saying something. There's also a guy with black dreadlocks falling down his back close to the bar. He's sitting in a chair surrounded by electrical equipment.
I uh...think it's for the people on stage to hear their instruments and stuff. He looks pretty scary with his dark eyes and thick silver hoop through the middle of his nose. He kinda reminds me of that guy...what's his name? Rob Zombie???
I took another swig from my beer as a crowd of people started to pile in, either wearing black or dark colours and covered in piercings. Most of the goths headed towards the tables on either side of the room, isolating themselves from the world, only to listen and space out with the music. That or to get 'high' with their friends.
Why the hell hasn't anyone come out to get me yet? Or at least tell me what's going to happen! I feel like a moron here, I'm damp, my hairs messier than usual and I...I think someone just pinched my ass!
"Hey sexy!" A gruff voice behind me said.
I froze on the spot as I felt someone put their arm around my waist. This can't be happening! Isn't it always funny that the time you don't want to get hit on is the time when you do? Especially when you look terrible!
Ugly farty old men usually hit me on but this one seems okay. He had spiky blonde hair and sparkingling sky blue eyes, which seemed almost too magical to be human. His right eyebrow was pierced twice in spike studs and he had a nose ring in his left nostril. I smiled nervously as he grinned back. "What's your name?" He asked.
Okay um, think of a false name! I got it...Brian!
"Sora" I replied then mentally slapped myself. Dumb brain.
"Wanna come for a ride gorgeous?" He said winking.
"I uh-" Thankfully I was interrupted when the lights went out except for on the stage where multicoloured spotlights shone. I quickly peeled the blondes arm off my waist while he was distracted for that one second and snuck away into the crowd just as the band, I think they called themselves Funeral For a Friend, started playing their song. I think they said it was called 'Escape artists never die' Weird name. The crowd screamed out loud as the music began to play.
The red poison of your lips,
The red poison of your eyes,
Is where I kissed the blood from.
Just that corner of your mouth where I can see the
White of your smile.
Up to my neck,
When I'm breathing without you,
Without you.
Up to my eyes,
And I'm seeing without you,
Without you.
Most of the kids started to bob their heads in time with the song while some of the older ones started a mosh pit in the middle of the floor, completely lost in a world of their own. It was crazy! They started hitting each other and knocking people to the floor, but they just got back up again, laughed it off and joined in.
We'll start a fire,
And burn some bridges
And make it out of here tonight.
We'll start a fire,
And burn some bridges
And make it out of here tonight.
We need some leverage,
We can't seem to open up.
The locks are far too tight
And the chains are far too strong,
Far too strong.
Up to my eyes
And I'm seeing without you, without you.
Up to my heart
When I'm bleeding without you, without you.
We'll start a fire,
And burn some bridges
And make it out of here tonight.
We'll start a fire,
And burn some bridges
And make it out of here tonight.
Suddenly the music started to quiet down with only the guitarist with the goatee, the tall, lanky gangly man on bass and the drummer were playing while the singer started to sing quietly.
Please someone help me,
I'm dying here in front of you.
Please someone help me,
I'm dying here in front of you.
Again the music started to speed up again to its natural rhythm.
With a hundred thousand lights
Timing as everything will
With a hundred thousand lights
Timing, timing is everything to me.
Please someone help me,
I'm dying here in front of you.
Please someone help me,
I'm dying here in front of you.
It's everything, it's everything,
Timing is everything, it's everything.
The mosh pit started all over again as the music quickened for the last time. I was squished up against some chubby girl that smelled of B.O. and the side of the right speaker. I couldn't fucking breath! Also It felt as if I was going deaf. I squeezed as best as I could out of my prison into the male toilets. Those beers had gotten the best of me in more ways than on- Oh fucking hell. Why is he in here?
I saw my blonde stalker and groper peeing in a cubicle near the corner. So the piss wasn't the only bad smell in here.
I sneaked out of there, still desperate for a pee. Once outside I took a deep breathe and stepped into my doom.
Hey how come it always smells nicer in the girl's toilets than the men's? Thank God there's no-one in here except for, oh no.
"Hey Sora, wrong toilets stupid!"
Fat girl, I mean uh...Erin.
"I know, but uh there's a long cue and I'm desperate!" So it was a tiny white lie, big deal!
"Okay well hurry up 'kay? We're on in a few mins" She said giggling to herself.
I didn't have time to ask what she was laughing about since my dick was about to explode! I sprinted into the nearest cubicle and released the tension. Okay my bad, girl's toilets are the same as boy's since there is a friggin PAD on the floor! Fucking hell it's been used aswell! Ugh! You sick, sick weirdoes! You have a bin to put them into, not on the flaming floor!
I flushed the chain quickly, leaving the toilet seat up, heh and washed my hands. So what! I'm a hygienic guy, unlike some men and women out there! You know who you are!
When I walked back into the club, I heard Matt's voice over the shouts and cheers from the crowd.
"Okay guys, this is a new song we've just recently learnt in the back room. It's called Here's your letter. Riku, that ugly mother fucker over there with his girly silver hair, wrote this early this morning for his friend...Sora."
Oh holy Jesus. This can't be happening!
Matt's hands seemed to fly over his guitar as he played along with Riku on the introduction to the song. In the back Erin Joined in, expertly playing the drums for Riku's song...for me.
Cut the skin to the bone,
Fall asleep all alone.
Hear your voice in the
Dark, loose myself in
Your eyes, choke my
Voice say goodnight as
The world falls apart.
Fuck I can't let this kill
Me. Let go I need some
More time to fix this.
The crowd seemed to be really eating it up. Me on the other hand was in a trance staring at Riku play bass guitar and head banging at the same time. It it me or did the room get hotter?
Here's a letter for
You but the word's get
Confused and the
Conversation dies
Apologize for the past.
Talk some shit take it
Back are we cursed to this life.
Fuck I can't let this kill
Me. Let go.
I need some more time to
Fix this problem.
I need some more time to
Fix this problem.
I need some more time to
Fix this.
I'm talking to the ceiling,
My life just lost all
Meaning. Do one thing for
Me tonight, I'm dying in
This silence.
The last star left in heaven
Is falling down to Earth
And do you still feel the
Same way?
Do you still feel the same way?
Fuck I can't let this kill
Me. Let go.
I need some more time to
Fix this problem.
I need some more time to
Fix this problem.
I need some more time to
Fix this.
You ever get a moment in your small uneventful life where you can't breathe or speak? Well I got that right now! Ugh I'm so embarrassed, even though no one here knows me but I can still feel my face burning.
The sneaky little twat! He couldn't have just said 'I like you' or asked 'Do you like me?' in privet. No. He had to go and tell the whole goddamn world! At least the song was pretty cool, the crowd seems to like it.
And now it's official...Riku likes me!
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GADDAMN SON OF A BITCH! I growled while trying to pull my red top off my head. It's the only form of pajamas I have! I mean do you know any teenage boys who do have them? If you do then they're GAY!
Wait...I'm turning gay, um ignore what I just said, heh.
ACK! It's cutting off the circulation to my brain! Did it shrink in the wash or something!?? All my other clothes haven't so why has this one??
The little bastard's stuck on the bridge of my nose and I can't friggin see! I grabbed hold of the end of my T-shirt trying to rip it off when I heard the door creak, but ignored it. It's only Riku.
Umm, I think it's either three or two in the morning. Riku's group played three more songs after the one for me. Erin won't stop teasing me about it...and neither did Matt in the pick-up truck. Riku and I were both blushing tomatoes all the way home.
I clenched my teeth together, straining to get this damn T-shirt off when I heard a ripping sound above my head. Oh shit!
Somewhere to my left I heard chuckling. Bloody Riku.
"Need some help?" He asked, but I could tell he was still laughing at me. Great.
"You thin-Mmmf!" I replied sarcastically when I felt soft smooth lips press against mine.
Great Riku! You picked the perfect time to finally do it just when I looked like a blind prat!
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CW: I DID IT! I BEAT THE BEAST! XD
Sora: Beast???
CW: THE CHAPPIE! (dances) yay! Also I have an announcement! There will be two chappies up this weekend! The latest probably Monday night! One will be yaoi at adultfanfiction! My story is on there so lookout for the yaoi chappie to read and then another after that! kinda like an apology to say im sorry for not updating in like forever! Writer's block evil! (growls)
Riku: yay! I finally kissed sora!
CW: uh huh! And now you get to shag him! XD silly sora thought he was gonna get raped with Riku buying him so much booze! (cackles)
Sora: meanie
CW: oh shut up! You'll love it! Finally we are getting to the good parts! Heh! Hopefully I wont make it too romantic, I'll try to keep the humor in it too! see you this weekend ppl!
Oh yea the blonde dude who groped Sora was Cloud! Lol hes a wierdo! But he sound's so lush with piercings dontcha think??
Responses to reviewersCW: guys you are the best! Thank you for being so brilliant and patient with me! I love you all! (gives everyone a Sora and Riku plushie) you lucky bastards!
FF-Rules – sorry kiddo but Sora didn't play in the band! He can't play anything...but Riku might teach him a few things later in more ways than one! (cackles) thanx for reviewing!
Legolas19 – (hugs u) thanx for reviewing and saying it's cute!!
Sakurai-Chan – bloody history! I know how you feel! History nearly killed me in high school too! But I got a gd mark for it in the end (ponders) anyway thanx for reviewing and hope you can update soon!
RaspPunkyCS – ah hah! I kinda beat writers block! Im still trying too! But I will conquer it! MWHAHAHAHAH! Thanx for reviewing! Just to let you know me and me boy can't stop kissing! Lol heh
Rinoki Rio – lol wow you got some of it rite! One blonde person did grope sora and now riku's kissing him! Horny lil bastard! Then yaoi! (bounces) cant wait! My first real yaoi chappie! thanx for reviewing and the support for me and me boy!
BlueEyedDemon1 – dude I want a tattoo and a motorbike too! Just can't wait till I get my own place! Holy shit! A meat tenderizer!??? Ive updated! Dnt hurt me! Im nice and I made riku kiss sora! XD thanx for reviewing!
Dark-Unknown-Shadow – eh hehehe yea I updated again! With fluffi goodness...well that'll be in my yaoi chappie next hehehe. Woo! Go get a piercing! - my friend just got her eyebrow done (growls) I want my tongue done! Thanx for reviewing!
Diamondprincess2006 – yay! Thanx for reviewing (bounces)
Tyri Dragonite – lol ooo ball point pens r evil! My bro stuck a McDonalds flag down his throat once and he had a hole at the back of it! Lol silly shit! Now they don't sell them anymore! I wonder why! (cackles) thank you for reviewing! XD
Evilgoddess1990 – love you too! Heh I want cookies and milk now! Anyways thanx for reviewing!
Dragon Slayer – lmao! Omg you remind me of Ash from a the evil dead trilogy! Lol he cut off his own hand cos it was evil and stuck a chainsaw on his arm! Lol go get those hands girly! Lol clouds not sora's dad, he groped him in the gig tho! Lol thanx for reviewing!
Mandeth – arigato!god bless nice ppl! And thanx for reviewing!
Angel K.D. – welcome back! you'll be glad to know there's a yaoi chappie after this coming up this weekend on adultfanfiction, my story is there so check it out for oh so rikuXsora goodness! XD thanx for updating and saying those wonderful things about me chappies!
Shady gurl – yea Erin rules! And OMFG! I love you! (Gobbles up chicken curry and rice, finishing with a loud burp) heh excuse me! THANK YOU! And thanx for reviewing! Ye! Tattoos rule XD
Ferenatical – ooo does your name mean anything or did u make it up?? Tis cool! heh if you think it's light-hearted now just wait until you read the rest of it that I have to write (cackles) thanx for reviewing!
Flclinutri – arigato! Everyone seems to like the whole devil tatto thingy! Hehe! Thanx for reviewing and remember you are loved!
darkreality11 – ooo I got an applaude??? Thank you! And thanx for reviewing!
CW: GOD! That was my longest chappie yet! I'm so proud especially since I had writers block, and still kinda do! (growls) um anyway REVIEW and tell me what you think you'll probably all kill me now cos it's on a cliffie! ;; eh hehehe but be glad that they kissed!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuckin finally!
Review review review! You know you want too! XD it rhymes! Well kinda anyways ¬¬