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"Ohhhhhhhhh..."
"The pulse is gone, Kenzie," Chris said.
"WHAT! A first year has killed my most loyal henchman?" Voldemort said. "With the crucio curse? It's impossible!"
"Haha, guess what? She's twice as strong as I am," Chris said.
"Well. Still wantin' to bring it for Kenzie? Cause lemme tell ya now, she ain't gonna hold back on killin' you," Kenzie said, stepping forward.
"Oh really?"
"Well..." Kenzie turned her back for a split second.
"AVADA KEDAVRA!" Voldemort screamed, pointing right at Kenzie. She wheeled around, ducking to avoid the beam.
"EXPELLIARMUS! CRUCIO!" she yelled.
"Owwwwwwwww!" Voldemort said, falling to the ground. "It may hurt... but... it won't... kill me."
"well. Maybe five times the strength of it will!" Kenzie said, raising her wand.
"Oh, no, no, no!"
"CRUCIO CRUCIO CRUCIO CRUCIO CRUCIO!" Kenzie shreiked.
"AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Voldemort screamed. Kenzie ran to the prisoners.
"Chris! Help me with their chains!"
"Okay!"
All you could hear for the next five minutes was mumbles of "alohomora" around the room. Soon all the prisoners were free.
"Daddy!"
"Oh, baby, I thought I was never going to see you again," Harry said, giving Kenzie a fierce hug.
"Kenzie!"
"Kayla! Oh my gosh, Kayla, look at you. You're a pencil, for goodness sake," Kenzie said.
"I told you we should have eaten those Fizzing Whizbees," J.J. said, coming up behind her.
"J!"
"Chris, my man!" J.J. said, going up to Chris. They did some sort of handshake.
"Hey, look over here!"
"What did you find, Mum?" Kayla asked.
"Wormtail's death list. There was a grand total of 3,440 wizard deaths in the span of time we were here," Hermione said, Ginny reading over her shoulder.
"Two of those being Mum and Dad," Ron said, a downcast look on his face.
"He was very fond of them, as was I," said Ginny solemnly.
"Did anyone else die?" Chris asked.
"Yes. Jess and Harry," Ron said.
"No," Kenzie said.
"They were too young. They didn't make it."
"SHUT UP! I'm trying to concentrate on life here!" Voldemort said.
All the kids gathered around him and got right up in his face, chanting, "Die die die. Die die die. Die die die."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..." Voldemort had failed for the last time. His voice trailed off, and then...
He died.
Hey! I'm telling the story here!
Well, I don't see where a "narrator" character comes into play.
Who are you anyway?
The girl you happen to be telling a story about, smart one.
Kenzie?
The one and only.
How'd you get in here?
I have my ways.
Well, get out with your "ways", alright?
No.
Let me finish!
No.
I'm telling the st-
Not anymore.
So, you see, things turned out as planned for this chapter of my story, which I never did give anyone permission to write out for the world to see. But anyway, I defeated Voldemort, and-
Out of my chair!
Oof!
And so, with that, they got back to the list.
The list that I never told anyone to post anything about!
Oh, shut up.
"Oh, no."
"What is it, Dad?" Kenzie asked.
"Sirius! He's... gone," Harry said.
"Oh, no," came a bunch of voices.
But Kenzie caught something sneaking out of the back door. She looked at the moving figure, and it winked at her and mouthed, "Take good care of Seeker." She knew immediately and winked back.
"Don't worry, Dad. I'm sure he'll be just fine."
The large group left the Department, leaving behind a terrible story.
But little did they know... that from the corner of the room, a pair of eyes was watching them.
A pair of great big glowing red eyes and a grin that could literally-
Kill.