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Chapter 1: Uh Oh's! and Hooters!
Marge, Homer, Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie sat at the kitchen table eating breakfast. Homer was reading the paper and announcing every little detail.
(Gasp) "Moe's Bar gets D on health inspection!"
(Gasp) "Springfield gets Hooters!"
(Gasp) "Sideshow Bob is released from prison!"
"What!?" Bart gasped dropping his spoon and the cereal in it.
"Oh no!" said Lisa.
Bart started biting his nails and said, "He's back and he's gonna kill me!"
"There, there dear." said Marge, "I'm sure he's changed and not gonna kill you!"
"Mom you have no idea." he complained and grabbed the paper from Homer to read.
"Robert Underdunk Terwilliger has convinced police Chief Clancy Wiggum that he has completely reformed and has agreed to temporarily take in an orphan from Springfield Orphanage. Chief Wiggum quotes, "I think Bob has completely changed. He even bought me this cute little flower." Robert goes to Springfield orphanage this Monday to pick up Samara Morgan, the orphan he has agreed to temporarily foster. Unfortunately we could not get any report from Bob on how he feels about the child."
"Can you believe this?! It's all an act! An act to trick Springfield into thinking he's nice, then BAM! He'll do something homicidal again!" Bart was furious. He threw the paper down and stomped out of the room.
"I just feel sorry for the kid he's adopting," said Lisa.
Homer picked up the paper and began reading about the Hooters.
"'The location of the new Hooters that Springfield has just acquired is just beside Moe's tavern!' Oh my god of all the luck! Beer and boobs for all! Oh glorious day!" he was staring at a picture of a woman who looked as if she had implants. Marge didn't look too happy about that and forbade Homer to go there.
"But Marge..." He argued.
"Mmm mm! No! Absolutely not!"
"Not even for a little bit?" he made sad puppy dog eyes, but Marge refused to give in.
"Dad, didn't you just see what happened? Bob is out of prison again and he might try to kill Bart!" said Lisa
"Huh?"
"You know? Sideshow Bob?"
"Sideshow who?"
"Oh forget it." she gave in and left the room as well. Marge just stared at her incompetent husband. She walked out of the room to where Bart and Lisa were.
They were talking about something but immediately became quiet when she came in.
"Honey why don't you go to the orphanage Monday and try to make peace with Bob." the suggestion was spat on by Bart.
"Mom, do you have any idea how many times this man has tried to kill me?! He probably won't be able to find a job in Springfield because his resume is one long death wish!"
"Oh I understand but I'm sure that since he has failed so many times that he's sick and tired of trying."
"Nice try, Mom but it's not working."
Lisa broke in and said, "I think Mom is right. And besides it would be just plain stupid to hold a grudge that long, right."
Bart wasn't convinced, but he was going to follow Bob to that orphanage Monday.
Chapter 1: Uh Oh's! and Hooters!
Marge, Homer, Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie sat at the kitchen table eating breakfast. Homer was reading the paper and announcing every little detail.
(Gasp) "Moe's Bar gets D on health inspection!"
(Gasp) "Springfield gets Hooters!"
(Gasp) "Sideshow Bob is released from prison!"
"What!?" Bart gasped dropping his spoon and the cereal in it.
"Oh no!" said Lisa.
Bart started biting his nails and said, "He's back and he's gonna kill me!"
"There, there dear." said Marge, "I'm sure he's changed and not gonna kill you!"
"Mom you have no idea." he complained and grabbed the paper from Homer to read.
"Robert Underdunk Terwilliger has convinced police Chief Clancy Wiggum that he has completely reformed and has agreed to temporarily take in an orphan from Springfield Orphanage. Chief Wiggum quotes, "I think Bob has completely changed. He even bought me this cute little flower." Robert goes to Springfield orphanage this Monday to pick up Samara Morgan, the orphan he has agreed to temporarily foster. Unfortunately we could not get any report from Bob on how he feels about the child."
"Can you believe this?! It's all an act! An act to trick Springfield into thinking he's nice, then BAM! He'll do something homicidal again!" Bart was furious. He threw the paper down and stomped out of the room.
"I just feel sorry for the kid he's adopting," said Lisa.
Homer picked up the paper and began reading about the Hooters.
"'The location of the new Hooters that Springfield has just acquired is just beside Moe's tavern!' Oh my god of all the luck! Beer and boobs for all! Oh glorious day!" he was staring at a picture of a woman who looked as if she had implants. Marge didn't look too happy about that and forbade Homer to go there.
"But Marge..." He argued.
"Mmm mm! No! Absolutely not!"
"Not even for a little bit?" he made sad puppy dog eyes, but Marge refused to give in.
"Dad, didn't you just see what happened? Bob is out of prison again and he might try to kill Bart!" said Lisa
"Huh?"
"You know? Sideshow Bob?"
"Sideshow who?"
"Oh forget it." she gave in and left the room as well. Marge just stared at her incompetent husband. She walked out of the room to where Bart and Lisa were.
They were talking about something but immediately became quiet when she came in.
"Honey why don't you go to the orphanage Monday and try to make peace with Bob." the suggestion was spat on by Bart.
"Mom, do you have any idea how many times this man has tried to kill me?! He probably won't be able to find a job in Springfield because his resume is one long death wish!"
"Oh I understand but I'm sure that since he has failed so many times that he's sick and tired of trying."
"Nice try, Mom but it's not working."
Lisa broke in and said, "I think Mom is right. And besides it would be just plain stupid to hold a grudge that long, right."
Bart wasn't convinced, but he was going to follow Bob to that orphanage Monday.