YAY ONE MORE CHAPTER thanx to Yokiankim (did I spell that right?) for giving me some ideas and I'm really sorry I haven't updated in forever. I'm a lazy bum and I never do anything I say I will. I've got a lot of the next chapter written already, so hopefully you won't have to wait as long for me to update! Well, here's the story!

"Marge, I'm bored.Let's go rent a movie!"

"But Homie, we have plenty of movies here. Why don't you watch one of them? Half of them you bought and never watched." Marge flashed back to a time when they were at the Wal2Wal-Mart. (A/N-I don't remember what show the name came from but I think it was South Park. Wherever it was, I don't own it.) Homer was looking at a rack with a sign over it that said "DISCOUNTED THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER USE AND DON'T NEED" He looked in and saw a movie called "Things That Rhyme With MONTH"

"Marge, I need this!"

"No you don't" she said

"Yes I do. Buy it for me."

"No!"

"But, I NEED it!" he begged and stuck out his bottom lip, pouting.(A/N-I do this to my mom all the time and it works!)

She groaned and put it in the buggy.

(End Flashback)

"PLEASE just one movie,"

She groaned but said "Alright."

"Woohoo! Get the kids Marge, the Simpsons are going to the movie rental . . . place . . . THINGY!"

Homer pulled into the movie rental place called The Movies Palace. Some of the letters and the entire word "The" were burnt out so it read Mo es lace. this made Homer laugh and he said, "HAHA It says 'Moe's lace'! Moe has lace! i'll bet her runs around in it every night like a girl because he knows that he'll never have a girl around that dresses like that! Or even a girl at all! HAHA"

"Homer, that's not even funny," said Marge

"Yeah, dad. That's about as lame as it gets," agreed Bart

Moe, who was so conveniently standing beside their car glared at Homer and said, "Ok, Homer, just for that, I'm not gonna let you run around the bar with no pants on!"

"Hey, how did you get here?" asked Homer.

"I was dropped off here by a girl after our date. It didn't go so well. I'm thirty miles from home and I have no car."

"Oh well," shrugged Homer. "It's not my problem." They got out of the car and went in to the Movies Palace, or as Homer was now calling it, The Moe's Lace

"What kind of movie are you going to get?" asked Bart.

"Something you're not," Sneered Homer.

"Remember Homer, just ONE movie,"

"I know, I know, Quit hounding me,"

"I just don't want you to get a bunch of bull-hockey movies that you won't watch,"

"Pfft, like I'd ever do THAT,"

The Simpsons stepped up to theline at the The Movies Palace andwaited for their turn. There were about twenty movies in Homer's arms, and most of them had stupid titles like, "How To Eat Toast", "Milk and You", and "The Importance of Sponges".

"Homer, you don't need these movies!" said Marge, glaring at him.

"How do you know?"

"When will you ever need to know what celebrities do when they go to the bathroom? Who comes up with these stupid movies anyway?"

"20th Century FOX," said Bart. "Duh."

Marge groaned and rolled her eyes. Meanwhile, Homer was looking at a shelf across the room.

One movie had caught his eye. It had no label, that was what made it so interesting to him.

"Marge, hold these, I need to get one more movie,"

"Homer, NO!" but it was too late. Homer dropped the movies in her arms and trotted off to get the mysterious labelless movie.

The movies took up most of the space in the back seat so Bart and Lisa were each smooshed agaist the doors with the movies between them.

"Dad, did you have to get so many movies?" moaned Lisa. "I can't breathe!"

"Quit your whining!" yelled Homer.

"DAD, I"M SUFFOCATING!!!" complained Bart.

"Marge, hold the wheel,"

"Why?"

"Just do it!" he siad

She grabbed the wheel and Homer luged in the backseat yelling "I SWEAR IF I HEAR YOU COMPLAIN ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!" and choking Bart. Marge just sighed and said, "The things I put up with."

A/N-aother chapter, short but sweet. oh well. the next one will be longer because samara will strike again and FINALLY something exciting and dramatic will occur. Okay, not so much dramatic as funny, but you know what I mean.