CW: … (crawls out of her artistic hole and sighs) I need some word porn…stares at riku and sora
Sora: OH NO YOU DON'T! last time you did my ass hurt for a week!
CW: but, but the readers like it and…I do too - so with a billion to one vote YOU LOOSE chub butt!
Sora: HEY! Wait a minute…you don't have a bill-
CW: (clamps a hand over sora's mouth) ;; anywho, I don't want to ramble. I apologize for the long wait but my art sculpty thingie is still taking ages. And I'm sorry for this short chapter but I wanted to finish it quickly bounces
Riku: Pfft, like anyone cares…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXI think I just rolled over into something wet.
No seriously! My jeans feel really damp and…it smells like I've fallen asleep in a toilet. Ugh…my head is killing me! Why did I drink so much? Why did I take that tic-WAIT A MINUTE! Why does my ear hurt? My nose is stinging too and my b-WHAT THE HELL?
"Ow" I muttered out of the corner of my mouth as something hard hit my face. I creaked open my eyes and saw a pale hand. Stupid Riku and WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?
I peeled Riku's hand off my face and rubbed my nose. What the fuck is that? I felt something cold, rounded and smooth above my right nostril. This is…weird. I turned to face Riku as I heard him cough loudly. Time for a wake-up call!
I bent down close to his ear, pulling back his silver locks and noticed that he had three silver hoop earrings sticking out. Two in his lobe and one at the top. That's funny, Riku never told me about these. They look a bit red too. I shrugged it off and grinned. "RIKU!"
Bad idea.
"ARGHH!" He shot up, whacking his head against my nose which caused me to fall back and land on my head in a headstand with the rest of my body slumped against the side of the bed.
I held my nose tightly and squeezed my eyes shut, waiting for the sharp, throbbing and stinging pain to subside. God that hurt! Note to self, never shout at a silver-haired bimbo in his sleep when trying to wake him up.
"Woah…um hey, are you ok? What time is it?" He asked sleepily while leaning over the bed to look at me. That's when I saw them.
"Where…the fuck…did those come from?" I asked him while staring at his lips.
"Huh, what?"
"THOSE!" I poked the side of his bottom lip where two silver hoops were evidently poking out. He touched them gingerly and stared straight at me, his eyes wide.
"Hey when did you get your nose done?"
I frowned. My nose? What the hell is he on ab-
"Shit!" We both said in unison and ran out the door to the bathroom. We both stared at our reflections disbelievingly. There, sticking out of my nose was a silver hoop and pressure ball attached to it. I looked over to Riku and saw him pull his bottom lip down, checking to see if his piercings were real.
He looked over at me, biting his lip thoughtfully and asked "Do you…remember anything last night?"
I scratched my belly and frowned. "Not really, yo-huh?" I pulled up my black shirt and gasped. HOLY FRIGGIN CRAP! I'M AGIRL!
"Hey you got your bellybutton done too! Cool." Riku pointed out smirking. "I wonder what else we got done" He pulled up his top, showing of his muscular chest…vain bastard. "Fuck, I was hoping to get that when I was twenty."
I raised an eyebrow when I noticed his left nipple was pierced. Looks like its going to be erect for some time. Man, this has been one weird morning!
"Hey do you think we got…you know?" He looked down, gesturing towards my pants and my eyes widened in shock. We both quickly unzipped them and looked down our boxers.
I sighed and looked back at him. "Nothing"
He let out a low whistle. "Me too"
We were both about to leave when a black blur flew past us and collapsed next to the toilet, heaving out it's stomach contents. Ew.
"You okay Ez?" Riku asked her while he cringed at the sounds.
She coughed loudly and started to spit out the rest of it. "Y-yeah, I'm…ugh… bleurgh!" More sloppy, gagging sounds could still be heard even when we ran like hell to Riku's bedroom.
Riku raised his eyebrows and whistled loudly while we both stared at his bed in shock. "That is one big pile of piss."
There on the dark blue bed sheets was a large dark, circular stain in the middle of the bed. "No wonder I felt something wet this morning." I muttered while looking down at my pants and then stared at Riku's, seeing he had a similar stain on his pants too. "This is all YOUR FAULT! You just had to give me that tablet!"
"I didn't force you to take it! You did that out of your free will! How the hell was I supposed to know that you'd piss in my bed!" He shouted back.
"I'm not the only one nipple boy! Or have you not seen the stain on yourself yet?"
Riku glared at me then I started to notice the corners of his mouth twitching. I raised an eyebrow when he burst out laughing. "N-nipple boy? Good one S-sora!"
I rolled my eyes at him and clutched my aching forehead. "…Ow"
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I blew a small raspberry as my head rested heavily on Riku's smooth stomach. I felt his chest rise as he yawned widely, flicking through various channels that had nothing but crappy chat shows or soaps on.
After putting his bedding in the washing machine and having a nice hot shower, we both collapsed on the sofa, bored out of our minds. My head hurts so much and the stupid twat doesn't have any paracetamol left. Even if he did, I don't think it would have helped my butt at all.
I cant even remember getting fucked last night either, but I can sure as hell feel the lingering effects of it. I thought that it gets better after your first time…God, listen to me, I sound like a girl!
I closed my eyes and started to fall asleep…or at least tried to.
"Noooo! Don't fall asleep. I was just about to draw your eyes!"
What the fuck? Draw my eyes?
I creaked them open and stared sleepily across the living room and saw Ez sitting in a green bean bag scribbling on a sketch pad. As if she could see over her fat stomach anyway. From where I am…she looks like a whale. But if I said that to her then let's just say I'd be dead in a second and Riku would be looking for a new vulnerable, virgin fuck buddy.
"Ez leave him alone. He's tired." I felt him stroke my hair. I hate patronizing people but it feels nice since I'm so tired and have a splitting headache. Even if I am trying to ignore the fact that I can feel something hard in Riku's pants below my elbow…he is really comfortable to sleep on.
"But he's got a good expression on his face that I want to capture and I like how he's in that position." She whined. (A/N: a typical arty person…just like me! XD)
Good expression? I feel like shit, not to mention half asleep and she wants to draw me half lying on a guy that has a third leg growing every minute! "Can't you draw me later?" I mumbled while stifling a yawn.
She bit her lip while glaring at me. "Fine." She muttered and crossed her arms over her chest as they rested on top of her belly. She sank lower into her bean bag and raised an eyebrow as she glared at the floor. As soon as she threw down her sketch pad on the floor all three of us crapped ourselves as soon as we heard the noise.
BANG!
"Crap!" Ez cried and quickly walked into the kitchen. Riku and I jumped off the crimson sofa and sprinted into the kitchen. Ez was leaning over the kitchen sink trying to open the window and smoke was billowing out of the microwave in the far corner.
"Aww fuck Erin. What the hell have you been cooking now?" Riku growled as he pulled open the microwave door and coughed as more wispy clouds of smoke poured out. As soon as the smoke cleared I walked over next to Riku, wrinkling my noise at the horrible burnt smell. "Shit! Look at this mess."
Inside on the large glass microwave plate was a cracked and broken yellow and blue dish. It was covered in thick, black and orangey-brown liquid goo that was dripping down the walls and running onto the kitchen work top. "How long did you put this in for!" He cried, whirling around to face a very upset Erin. She was childishly playing with the hem of her Lost Prophets t-shirt, avoiding eye contact.
"Four minutes, like it said on the tin" She muttered.
"No way did you have that on four minutes Ez! It doesn't explode like that when you put it on the right time! What the hell is wrong with you?"
"What the hell is wrong with me? What do you think! I'm pregnant. I don't know shit about cooking, I'm gonna be a mom soon and you don't have the time or the energy to teach me!" She cried.
"Oh and how the hell did you get knocked up, huh Ez? Who is he?" He retorted back. "Who the fuck is he? Were you drunk? Stoned? You were so much smarter than this shit!"
"SHUT UP!" She screamed. I could see tears building up in her eyes as she slowly shook her head while still glaring at Riku. "…I hate you."
I raised an eyebrow when I heard Riku mutter a casual "Yeah well I love you too"
"Ez, wait!" She ran out of the kitchen and we both quickly followed as soon as she opened the apartment door. She sped down the stairs as quickly as she could.
"Leave me alone!" She cried as we reached the third flight of stairs.
At that point everything seemed to go in slow motion, from Riku screaming at his sister to stop to when I saw her trip and fall.
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Sora: O.O She's gonna be ok, right?
CW: (whistles)
Riku: how can you whistle when you've just written that! I want answers! .
CW: Answers in the next chappie which I will start very soon and try to post quickly! O.O HOLY CRAP! You…you people are marvelous! XD I LOVE YOU GUYS VERY VERY MUCH! Your kind words, your wonderful enthusiasm that helps me continue this story. THANK YOU! huggles all of you I can't believe ive gotten so many reviews! cries tears of joy :D
Riku: I don't think anyone cares as long as you update
CW: yep…a word of warning people! Things are going to take a drastic turn! And I mean seriously, so its going to be quite hard to put humor in this story. I blame the plot I have, only a few more chapters and this story will be done.
Sora: YESSSSS! (dances)
CW: (rolls her eyes and comforts her readers) don't cry…not until the next chappie anyways . (rubs her tired eyes) now I gotta write my next chapter for my vampire story which ive left for…shall we say years? .
Responses to reviewers
RaspPunkyCS – well they weren't sick per se, lol. And trust me it can happen!
Tyri Dragonite – you find out what Ez has in the next chappie. Until then stay tuned and remember shot guns are our friends lol.
Camigirl4k3 – yep Lost Prophets are really cool in concert! You must see them! Yep I like the same kinda music as you do :D and to tell you the truth…we haven't moved out yet, blame my mom…the bitch, she's screwing with us. On Monday she cried in front of me but I just ignored her, now shes back to her usual bitchy self and I still hate her (growls) sorry to hear about your friend (huggles you) but I cant stop these suicidal thoughts (sighs) anyways im rambling, thanx for your review and I hope to hear more about you and addmoose's banana stories lol makes me laugh!
Kenaki storm – lol glad you liked the last chapter, it was weird to write but I tried to make it funny as hell and good for you not doing any drugs!
Kuja – Kuja my darling (huggles you) lol :D god you had enough money to buy a new computer O.O lucky bastard lol anyways thanx fr the review! Finally my plot is underway! Mwhahaha
BlueEyedDemon! – (cringes) yeah my bad I did selphies name, sowry, I am thinking of doing a sequel for snow spell but…I dunno…I need a plot first (ponders) if I had slipknot tickets I would give you them but sadly I am poor until next week anyways, ahh work, such a horrible word even if I do get paid poorly under minimum wage .
Rinoki Rio – (burns your essay for you) happy now? Lol omg! I haven't seen the moomins in ages…I miss them (cries) also I have gravitation volume 10 and DNAngel volume 6 (dances then cowers) don't kill me! (gives you a cookie and glomps you back) have you been eating sugar again? Lol
Darkness Rising – yay a Kittie fan! (glomps you) I have to see them in concert, but that would mean flying to America to see them (cries) im poor! Anywho thanx for reviewing!
SilverMist – (gives you a pet squirrel) I wish I had a real squirrel, they rule:D lol ahem anyways thanx for reviewing!
XxX Chains XxX – my sculpture is…shall we say still not finished, I had to get the skin colour just right and I have so much more to do on it (cringes) evil thing! Ah let me try again. Puffy is a little dog…got that? And Vincent who I made into a posh gay snob because I thought it was funny owns puffy. So puffy is a dog that belongs to Vincent…you got it yet? If your still confused I give u :P
Ilovefredgeorgeandsugar – yay another Kittie and Slipknot fan (huggles you) and good girl for listening! No takey drugs!
Teizonriku – (glomps you) thank you! That last chapter took forever to write! So glad you liked it! the hard part now is to write humor with angst…if that's possible
LittleMissYaoi – arigato!sora being drunk was too good to miss, glad you liked it so much lol
Addmoose2004 – ack! I was dying to write this as a yaoi chapter but I couldn't see to fit it in also ive been busy as hell these past few weeks, then when I had time to write I have to be in the mood to write and remember what sora's train of thought is like…ugh nightmare :P
FF-rules – finally a patient reader…thank you and sorry for the wait, been so busy! Hope you enjoyed this chappie too, sorry it wasn't funny enough, but im getting to the angsty bits now and it gonna be a bumpy ride trust me!
Eiphes - :D (glomps you back) thank you! Your s kind! Glad you enjoyed it so much!
Shadow-Angel-Of-Silence – lol I was happy and hyper all last week for sum strange reason (ponders) I blame the pasta! I will try to make it more funny soon but first the angst (cackles)
IlUvToRnAnDsOrA – I love writing out your name all the time, tis fun lol XD if I had to choose I would pick Sora…I can't resist baby blues,my one weakness!
Arashi-Tuo – (growls) I want my books back! (Cries) Remember them on Tuesday and I'll see you then! Lol
Evilgoddess1990 – arigato, more t come soon, that's if I have any time to write that is .
Silverwispoflight – don't worry you'll get your answers in the next chappie. I've been trying to distract my readers with rikuxsora stuff and then shocking them by something completely terrible happening e.g. whats just happenend to Ez in this chappie. Lol hehehe
Beca – (blushes) the best fic ever? Thank you! More on the way, hopefully.