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Or If You Give a to a series.

If You Give Voldemort a Wand

If you give Voldemort a wand,

he'll want to kill people.

Then he'll ask you to gather up some Muggles.

After that, he'll want to take a bath, because he feels so dirty.

He'll want to use bubble bath.

Then he'll make a big mess, and you'll have to clean it up.

So you put on an apron, and start cleaning.

He'll see the apron, and feel hungry.

Then he'll summon a Death Eater to cook for him.

Seeing the Death Eater, he'll want to kill.

And chances are,

If he wants to kill,

he'll want a wand.