The One with all the pickles

by piddimizer21

This is my first fan fic. It's the ultimate showdown between Ben and Joey to see who can eat the most pickles. Ross and Pheobe are the coaches and Monica is keeping score. Rachael and Chandler go shopping for halloween costumes for Chandler and Emma. RR

1. Default Chapter

Episode 1: The one with all the pickles.

Open: Shot of inside of Central Perk. Chandler and Joey are sitting on the sofa drinking coffee and looking at a Comic Book. Ross and his son Ben come walking in.

Ross: Hey guys!

Ben: Uncle Chandler! (Runs over and jumps on Chandler's lap)

Chandler: HEYUGH BEN! (winces) Funny, I think I finally figured out why I can't have kids.

Ben: Where's Aunt Monica?

Chandler: Working.

Ben: When does she get home?

Chandler: I don't know.

Ben: Why?

Chandler: Cause I don't know.

Ben: Why?

Chandler: Cause I just don't.

Ben: Why?

Chandler: Oh no, do we have to keep doing this? (laughs annoyingly)

Ross: That's enough Ben.

Ben: (looking at Joey) What are you reading?

Joey: (looks back) Comic Book.

Ben: Which one?

Joey: Spider-Man.

Ben: Is it good?

Joey: Yes.

Ben: Do you like it?

Joey: Yes.

Ben: Why?

Joey: Cause its cool.

Ben: Why?

Joey: Cause there is a lot of action.

Ben: Why?

Chandler: (quietly to Ross) Lets go. They will be at this for hours.

Ross: Right.

Joey: Because I like the pictures.

Ben: Why?

Joey: (putting down comic book) Because it's Spider-Man.

Ben: Why?

Cut to: Title segment.