Open: Cue cheesy cut scene music (Bow wow wrown) and out side shot of apartment. Inside we see Monica and Pheobe sitting at Monicas' table. Monica is writing in a planner and Pheobe is painting her nails.

Pheobe: (lifts hand and looks at nails) Oh no.

Monica: What?

Pheobe: I just remembered I forgot to remove the old color.

Monica: How could you forget?

Pheobe: I don't know. I must have gotten lost in the pretty sparkles.

Monica: So let me see what your nails look like now.

Pheobe: Ok, but I warn you, it might be too bright for normal human eyes.

Monica: (astonished) Wow Pheebes. These are beautiful.

Pheobe: (not surprised) Well duh. I did it myself you know.

Cut to: Monica looking at Pheobe smiling. We see the door open and here comes Rachel talking on her cell phone.

Rachel: No mother…Mom…mom….MOM! Emma is not going to dress up like Winnie the Pooh for Halloween. No, not even Piglet. I will dress her up myself. (hangs up) Sheesh, some people. Ohh….Pheobe, I love your nails!

Pheobe: I know, I'm the queen, you can tell me.

Cut to: Door opening and Chandler, Ross, Joey and Ben come walking in. Chandler is holding his fingers in his ears and so is Ross. They both head over to the couch and sit down as it is obvious that Ben and Joey are still going at it.

Ben: Why?

Joey: Because I said so!

Ben: Why?

Ross: Ben, I think that's enough.

Joey: (to Ross) Thank you, Ross. I was starting to run out of reasons why I like Spider-Man.

Chandler: (snidely to Joey) Starting!

Cut to: Monica opening up refrigerator and looking inside.

Monica: (to Chandler) Chandler, didn't you go to the store like I asked?

Chandler: I was going to but I got sidetracked in wanting to get away from the "why's" and "because's".

Monica: Well that's just great, all we have are a couple of jars of pickles. I don't have enough things for dinner tonight.

Chandler: Well, I'm sorry Mon, I geuss we will just have to eat pickles then.

Monica: Umm….I don't think so. Besides, there is no way anyone can eat just pickles for dinner and not get sick.

Cut to: Joey running over and sitting down at table. He quickly places a napkin in his shirt. We also see Ben run over and do the same thing.

Ben and Joey: I can do it.

Ben and Joey: (to each other) No you can't.

Ben and Joey: You're to old…You're too young.

Joey: Listen buddy, there is no way you can eat all those pickles. It isn't good for you.

Ross: It isn't good for you either Joe.

Ben: Thanks daddy.

Ross: No, no. I wasn't defending you. You don't need to eat just pickles either.

Ben: (pleading to Ross) But daaaad! Mommy lets me do it all the time. (to himself) that she doesn't know of.

Ross: No Ben.

Joey: I bet I could eat more than you.

Ben: No way, I bet I can.

Chandler: This should be interesting…..

Ross: Alright fine, but if you get sick Ben, you promise not to tell mommy how you got sick?

Pheobe: Great parenting, Ross.

Ross: Excuse me?

Pheobe: Huh…what? Damn fairies.

Cut to: Shot of everyone looking at Pheobe oddly.

Ben: I promise not too. Joey, I'm taking you down.

Joey: Bring it on kid.

Monica: Ok then, it's a game. Whoever can eat the most pickles can win. I will make a tally board, Chandler can go get some more pickles and more stuff to eat and Pheobe and Ross….well…you can be motivation.

Pheobe and Ross: What?

Monica: Motivation. Like ringside coaches. Ross for Ben and Pheobe for Joey.

Rachael: Ha ha. This should be good.

Ross: HEY, I GIVE GREAT MOTIVATION!

Rachael: Ross, c'mon, the last time you tried to motivate me to get me out of bed, we ended up in bed….together.

Ross: It would have never happened if you wouldn't have told me the floor was covered in snakes when I was drunk.

Rachael: I only said that cause I was lonely and wanted attention.

Chandler: Gee, I wish I had someone to motivate me to get into bed, instead of forcing me to.

Monica: You want motivation Mr. Here's some. Go get more pickles before I drag you down there by the ear.

Chandler: (Scared) See what I mean.

Cut to: Commercial break and cheesy music.