COMMERCIAL BREAK!
These are the commercials shown between the episodes of Xiao Lin showdown. If you don't want to read these just skip ahead, these adverts do not influence the story.
DOLMIO
"Yay! Its Dolmio day!" Raimundo called running to the table. The four warriors sat down and put on napkins.
"With Dolmio sauce on their bolognaise, they won't want to waste a drop!" Master Fung said looking into the camera.
"Hey? Where is my bolognaise?" Raimundo pouts.
"You can't have any because you were the last to become an apprentice!" Omi said
Everybody laughed.
"I'll show you apprentice!" Raimundo growled standing on his chair and taking the monkey staff in both hands.
"Dolmio, great food when you have dragons to feed!" Master Fung said holding the bottle up to the camera and grinning inanely.
MENTOS
Clay stood in a field all alone looking up at the sky dramatically.
"I may be a Xiao Lin apprentice but my breath sure stinks like the back end of a mule! No one wants to hang around with a smelly cowboy. But that's why I chew Mentos!" Said clay pulling out a tube of Mentos and flicking one into his mouth in the trademark way. Suddenly attractive girls, and the rest of the Xiao Lin dragons surrounded him.
"Hey Clay my old buddy, can I have a Mentos?" Raimundo asked
"No, because you were the last to become an apprentice!" Clay said
"Clay, I like you so don't make me hit you!" Rai Growled.
"Mentos, The Fresh maker!" Kimiko grinned holding a tube as Rai pummelled Clay with the Monkey staff in the background.
MACDONOLD'S
Kimiko's face appears on screen and she grind and said "Hi, I'm Kimiko, its what I eat and what I do! MacDonald's has a new range of salad dishes, fruit portions, healthy snacks, beef burgers with 100 beef and Chicken nuggets with real chicken breast (this time we promise!)!" She grinned
Raimundo entered from the left of the screen.
"Hey Kim, can I have one of your mc Chicken Nuggets?"
"How about… KEEP DREAMING!" She screamed, her head filling up half the screen as Rai is blown away by her loud voice. He flies off screen and mutters "please…don't make me hit a girl…"
Omi appeared on screen and trilled "Ba ba ba ba ba, I am enjoying this very much!"
"Omi… its 'I'm Lovin' it' Not I'm enjoying this very much." Rai said slapping his face.
Omi's expression of happiness dropped. "That makes no sense!" He said. Everyone laughed.
'YES' CAR CREDIT
A random woman entered and happily said, "Hello, we are 'yes' car credit. We will give car loans to anyone, even if you have no equity. You can drive away a new car in just a few days! We would even give credit to Xiao Lin dragons. All except Raimundo, he was the last to become an apprentice so…"
"Nuts to this!" Raimundo said changing the channel, "I'm going to watch Teen Titans!"
YAY YAY YAY! THE COMMERCIAL BREAK IS OVER! Now you just have to wait another twenty three hours and fifty eight minutes for the show to resume. Lucky you!
