Twenty-four hours later you return to your TV. You suddenly realise that waiting twenty-four hours from the end of the show means that you are right back at the end! Angry and frustrated you decide to write an angry letter to whoever invented time until you can catch the re-run at Half past eight.

The episode re-runs at half past eight and you realise that they put the old beginning sequence on it. You mutter how angry you are then pick up your bag of popcorn and enjoy the show as the last part of the beginning sequence flashes on screen.

"Previously on Xiao Lin Showdown…" the TV set calls as it cuts to a scene of the dragons and master Fung.

"Dragon apprentices, you must make haste and take the silver manta ray to Foster's home for imaginary friends to hatch Dojo's egg!" Master Fung says.

Another scene engages with Omi Behind the wheel of a snow cat (A large arctic transport vehicle made for transporting tools and materials across a frozen terrain). Clay sits in the front seat next to Omi. Omi grabs Clays hand and trills, "Don't Worry Clay, I promise we will escape from here… together!"

Another scene starts with Jack Spicer and Cat Nappe surrounded my monsters, the monsters slowly leave and Jack whines, "Don't you get it Cat Nappe, the monsters are leaving because of the power of our love!"

Again, a scene starts with Kimiko trying to disarm a bomb with a cell phone on one ear. "What do you mean 'cut the red wire'? They are ALL red!" she shouts

The final scene engages with Raimundo holding up the mind reader conch and saying "Now I can read Kimiko's mind!"

Now I'll stop being silly and get to the point.

The Episode begins with the usual light music and view of the temple.

The Xiao Lin warriors all sat up at the table for food.

"Where in tar-nation is Raimundo, he hasn't touched his 'FRUIT LOOPS' (Blatant advertisement)?" Clay asked looking at Rai's empty seat as Raimundo's untouched cereal became saturated and sank slowly to the bottom of the milk, never to be seen again.

Raimundo ran up to the table panting. "Where have you been? Your Milk has reclaimed your cereal!" Kimiko said.

"Sorry, I had to… erm… Catch the end of Teen Titans! Yeah. That was it…" Rai Muttered. "Why are we having cereal again? Its midday!" He asked

"Because the writer of this here episode has no conception of time!" Clay said eating a chicken drumstick. Raimundo raised a finger as if to say something, but it slowly dropped back down again and his face adorned its frustrated pout.

Suddenly, Raimundo grabbed his stomach and started yelping. "What is wrong Raimundo?" Omi asked.

"I don't know… I feel so weird… I … AAA!" He yelled as his shirt began jumping as though something was inside.

"Dag nabbit! Kimiko Help him!" Clay shouted.

"What! Why me?" Kimiko Blurted.

"Because you are a girl!" Omi Trilled.

Kimiko Snarled at Omi as Rai Continued to scream.

"Erm… Don't worry Rai, I'll save you!" Dojo said slithering up to him.

As Dojo approached a set of claws dug through Raimundo's shirt as a small kitten tore through and jumped into Rai's cereal. "Mau!" It mewed happily licking the milk off its paws.

"Oh, I'd forgotten all about that!" Rai panted, trying to cover the hole in his shirt with the cereal box.

"Well… I've been well and truly put off my food." Clay said pushing his portion of chicken to the centre of the table.

"What is going on in here?" Master Fung called, holding Dojo in his arms, who rocked back and fourth muttering… "The horror!"

"Ermmm…" Raimundo said looking around at his disgusted friends, his torn shirt, the cereal all over the floor and the kitten. "Happy Birthday!" He exclaimed grinning.

One of Master Fung's eyebrows rose slightly and he said "Raimundo…" in a stern voice.

"Yes master Fung…" Raimundo said looking down at his feet as he kicked aside stray cereal pieces.

"I am so happy you remembered my birthday Raimundo! And A Kitten is what I always wanted from when I was a little boy. My mother always said, 'you can't have a cat, they are smelly' but it didn't stop me wanting one! Thank you Raimundo! You are the greatest Dragon of all! Now I'll put this kitten in a safe place!" Master Fung said taking the milk-drenched kitten into another room.

Omi, Clay and Kimiko looked at Raimundo with their mouths wide open.

"What? What's with the stares? Was it the kitten? The upper-body-nudity?" Raimundo asked.

Kimiko pushed away her bowl and said "I'm done…you are so disgusting Rai!"

"Disgusting? I thought I was just weird?" Rai Whined

"It appears that Kimiko likes you even less now! It makes sense with a handsome…" Omi Bleated

"Don't make me hit you again!" Rai interrupted picking up the monkey staff.

"Rai, y' can't solve all your problems by beatin' 'em with the monkey staff" Clay said.

Raimundo Calmed down for a second. He said calmly "As usual, you are right Clay…" He Said Putting the staff down. "The 'Sword of the Storm' has a sharper edge!" Raimundo grinned psychotically.

"Freak!" Kimiko blurted storming out of the room.

Raimundo's evil expression fell and he growled, "Look what you made me do! Now she thinks I'm a freak!"

"We made you do nothin'. She thinks you're a freak because of your actions, not ours." Clay said

"I'll show you actions!" Raimundo snarled jumping at Clay with the 'sword of the storm' in his hands.

Suddenly the scene cut to Raimundo standing in the shower, still with all his clothes on and still clutching the 'sword of the storm' in his hands. "Ok… I'm all wet… WHAT HAPPENED THERE?" Raimundo yelled.

Dojo slithered through the door with one hand over his eyes so he didn't have to look at Rai. "Didn't you hear Rai? The network made us cut out the scene of you and Kimiko hot tubing because they thought it was too risqué. Instead they replaced it with you taking a cold shower." Dojo said.

"Stupid network!" Rai sputtered stepping out of the shower and wringing his sodden robes out. "Where did we get a hot tub from anyway?" Rai asked, rubbing his hair dry with a piece of paper (Because they don't use towels in the temple).

"Ebay I think." Dojo said rubbing his chin.

"Wait… Hot tubing? Does that mean me and Kimiko are friends again?" Rai said taking a deep breath.

"No, she slapped you for hurting Omi and said if you ever touched him again she'd …" Dojo said.

There was a brief period of silence.

"…She'd…" Raimundo said.

"I can't remember exactly, something to do with kittens, the monkey staff and a comically misshapen vegetable." Dojo said

"Great! So what do I do now?" Rai asked

"Use the mind reader conch! Wasn't that the whole point of this episode in the first place?" Dojo said.

"Dojo, Your right Thanks Dojo…" Rai said

"Whatever just don't kiss me again!" Dojo spluttered

"Whatever you say!" Raimundo said running out of the room.

"Effeminate weirdo…" Dojo spat.

COMMERCIAL BREAK! Two minutes of pure joy (if you like watching bad actors hocking their shoddy wears). Until next time!