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A/N: Hey people. Sorry I haven't updated. I've been REALLY busy. Don't ask why cuz it's complicated… ok so where were we?

Hilary's point of view

All of a Sudden. Club Chad and Zach became boring ass dorm room. Well it wasn't so boring, just not as cool as the cabaret they were having 5 seconds ago.

"Holy shitfuck!" Sean said as he stared at the ordinary room. Eyes wide like a stoners again.

"You can say that again." Ames said looking in bewilderment

"Holy shitfuck!" Everyone else said.

"I didn't mean it literally" Ames said as he looked at everyone seriously. Waving his hands in the air.

Bam Bam Bam!

"Listen u little snot-nosed brats either you come out right now. Or we call the principal on you!" Obviously the cops weren't the social type.

"Holy shitfuck!" Mitch said as he looked at the door. "The fucking rent-a-bitches are here!"

"Dude shut up for holy shitfuck's sake." Kami said as she rolled her eyes.

"Don't worry we will handle this." Zach winked and opened the door. Two burly rent-a-cops entered the room surveying the scene.

"What's this noise?" the first cop asked looking at Chad first, then to Zach abruptly. He looked like a spaz turning to one another.

"Holy shitfuck is that dude having a whack attack?" Sean asked Ames under his breath. They both chuckled and the second cop turned to them. He turned on his flashlight in their faces.

"Why what is so funny you adolescents?" he asked looking menacingly at the pair.

"HEY DUDES!"

Both of the cops turned to see a surfer dude around the age of 34 with black midnight hair and aquamarine eyes….Kami sighed when she saw him then realized what she was doing and turned to Ames looking as if she didn't do anything.

"Well what is it?" the first cop asked quizzically.

"Cop dudes there's like this banging party with a bunch load of UN-SAAVORY shit goin on down there if you know what I mean." The surfer dude said. The twins looked slightly amused as they saw the gears turning into the two low paid rent-a-cop's heads.

"Holy shitfuck, a bust like that will land us a bigtime career! Special agents!" you could see the two cops' eyes glazing with ambition and the thought of a better payroll. They ran into the directions of the "unsavory" party. While another surfer dude walked in.

Obviously they were both twins and had the same aquamarine eyes as Zach and Chad.

"Holy shitfuck I'm seeing double!" Sean yelled as he stared at the two.

One sighed. "Well here we go again bro. Obviously you would think they wouldn't put two and two together and figure out these are your boys Zik." The fist surfer dude said. Sounding astoundingly much more intelligent then a few seconds ago. Unfortunately his brother didn't.

"Yo little dudes. Give dad a knarly hug!" The man named Zik said.

"Holy shitfuck! Ok obviously this is out of some intelligently well put story!" Kami yelled as she was really confused by the pair. (A/N: Ocean Rider I owe it all to you.)

A/N: That's all folks sorry for the delay! I had to think of something cuz I have this huge ass bio project due! So take care and review!..whoa that rhymes