"IT'S STARTING!" You yell and run to the TV. This time it didn't repeat and you wonder if it's because the network got that dog poop you mailed to them with the complaint.

Rai spent at least one and a half minutes digging in his personal effects before finally finding the tool for his evil plan! No! Not the football, the MP3 player or the Brazilian flag! The mind reader conch!

He raised the Wu to his ear and yelled "MIND-READER…" At the top of his voice only to be interrupted by master Fung shouting:

"Raimundo Pedrosa, Are you using the Mind reader conch?" in his stern tone of voice.

"Erm… No." Raimundo said hiding the shell behind his back.

"Then what are you doing?" Master Fung asked

"Erm… Practicing my vocals in case I have to scream the name of a Shen Gong Wu really loud in a showdown!" Raimundo grinned. Master Fung shook his head and walked away down the hall.

"Phew!" Rai uttered wiping his brow. He lifted up the Wu and said in his normal voice tone "Mind-reader…" Only to be interrupted by Clay shouting from the next room:

"Raimundo, are you using the mind reader conch?" Clay asked.

"No, I'm not. I'm practicing my vocals!" Rai growled.

"Ok partner." Clay said.

Raimundo's face grew red with anger. He calmed down for a second to raise the conch to his ear. He whispered "Mind-reader…" And was interrupted by Omi cheerfully waltzing into the room. Omi stopped and turned around.

"Raimundo, is that the mind reader conch?" Omi asked

Raimundo starts to boil. "NO…. It is NOT the mind reader conch, I am practicing my VOCALS!" Raimundo growled.

"Oh, ok." Omi Trilled happily digging in his room (cubicle jig)

"Uh… Omi? What are you looking for?" Rai asked

Omi lifted the reversing mirror out of his things.

"Omi, why do you have the reversing mirror?" Raimundo asked.

"I am Training with Clay, we are seeing what each Wu does when the reversing mirror is used upon it!" He chirped happily leaving the room.

Rai wondered for a second why Omi had the reversing mirror in his room (Cubicle thing), but these thoughts were quickly expunged by thoughts of him and Kimiko on Rio beach together.

"Mind-reader…" Rai Whispered to be interrupted by Kimiko screeching:

"RAI-MUN-DO!"

He hid the conch behind his back as Kimiko came tearing through the door snarling like a savage wolf. Her eyes were replaced with small balls of fire and her footsteps echoed like those of Godzilla. Rai squashed himself into a corner as her angry shadow loomed over him. A sweat mark ran down the side of his face.

"EXPLAIN THIS!" She snarled thrusting her palm-lap-top in his face. An image of Rai moonwalking appeared on the screen.

"…I have never seen this very attractive man before in my life" He said looking up at Kimiko. She snorted pillars of steam. "Bu… But when I do I'll punch him for you?"

"WRONG…ANSWER!" She snarled

Rai swallowed hard.

The scene cut to Omi and Clay having drinks in the dining room. Omi pours a glass of orange, seeming completely oblivious to Raimundo's horrific screams of pain echoing down the hall.

"Kim found Rai again?" Clay said gulping a glass of goat's milk.

"I believe so, but do not worry good friend Clay, I'm sure she will gag him momentarily so we don't have to listen to him. She is most considerate." Omi said sipping his juice.

The screams subsided and Kimiko walked in, listening to Rai's MP3 player and singing "Domo kotsu uru mamoru yo, Teen Titans, Suki kidai nuku randemo taberu yo, Teen Titans" along with it.

"Did you make him fix it Kimiko?" Clay asked.

She paused the player for a second and poured a glass of something purple. "No, but he 'very kindly' offered to 'lend' me his MP3 player until he does" She said gulping the juice down and turning the player back on. "Shin kami dari Kari oyai, Okuga san su ika shakai, Omae mo wa nari mounai, Teen Titans, GO!" She sang as she left the room, leaving the dirty glass on the side as she left. She smiled because she knew it was Rai's Turn to wash up.

After a brief period of silence a weak cry echoed from the sleeping quarters. "Can someone give me a hand? I have a little problem… I need to…. 'Extract' a palm laptop from…. Well, lets just say I don't think I can do it by myself" Rai whined. His cries were ignored

"Shall we train Clay?" Omi asked

"Darn right little partner" Clay answered as the walked away into the courtyard.

"Hello…" Rai whined

The scene the cut to the sleeping quarters a considerable amount of time later when Rai had managed to walk upright again.

"Now I can finally do what this episode was intended for, read Kim's mind. Mind-reader conch!" He said. He moved the shell around until he found Kim's thoughts.

"That! Raimundo I hate him so much! He thinks he is so big! I he would just get in touch with his feminine side once in a while and get some money, maybe he'd stand a chance!" Kim's thoughts echoed in Rai's ears.

"So that's what I have to do! Get rich and Girl up! That can't be too hard can it?" He said.

END OF EPISODE TWO Man this is going on forever! Now you wish you had sent an angry letter asking the network to bring it out on DVD so you didn't have to wait Twenty three and a half hours for the next showing.