COMMERCIAL BREAK NUMBER TWO! (He he, number two! Get it? Just like Jack does in his under wear every time someone turns off the lights!) This is another little break form the story so relax, enjoy or spend this precious time writing more angry letters. (P.S. Don't be mad that I made up WU with the same properties of existing ones, every time I made a Wu it appeared on the episode the next day!

AOL

The stupid invisible AOL woman walked onto the screen and said in her computer generated voice

"Hello, and welcome to AOL, With AOL broadband there are no download limits…"

Kimiko vaulted in from the left of the screen and yelled.

"What do you mean no download limits!"

The woman cleared her throat and continued.

"With AOL broadband there are no monthly download limits so you can download as much as you want.

Kimiko's eyes grew red with flame. She screamed like a banshee:

"THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DOWNLOAD LIMIT! YOU MADE IT UP TO SELL YOUR CONNECTION!"

The woman began to sweat and cleared her throat again.

"AOL broadband comes from 21.99 a month…"

Kimiko grabbed the AOL Lady by the scruff of her neck and screamed in her face

"IT ONLY COSTS 17.99 A MONTH WITH NTL! AND I LIVE IN A TEMPLE IN THE MIDDLE OF CHINA!"

Raimundo entered from the right of the screen, clutching the monkey staff and grinning.

"Do you want ME to take care of this Kimiko?" He smiled

"Sure thing Rai." Kimiko said stepping out of the way.

"Oh lord no…" The AOL woman said sweating

Suddenly the channel changed

"CLAY! Man I was watching that!" Raimundo pouted

"No time for that now, my rodeo is on!" Clay beamed.

Kimiko looked up at Rai and handed him the monkey staff.

"Nah, for Clay I don't think that'll do it." Rai said

Kim passed him the sword of the storm and he grinned like a boy holding his first gun.

NIGHTLIGHTS

The screen is black and all that can be heard is a shrill scream like that of a little girl.

"Stop whining Jack I need some sleep!" Rang the rasping voice of Wuya from the darkness.

"I can't I can't sleep in the dark!" Jack whined.

"Scared of the dark? Then you need Xiao Lin Showdown Nightlights!" A voice rang out. Suddenly a blinding light filled the room as panda bubba appeared holding a nightlight in the shape of Omi's head.

"Panda Bubba? How did you get out of prison?" Jack shivered

"This counts towards my community service! Anyway, the Xiao Lin Nightlights are perfect for whiny little weirdoes who will not go to bed. The come in the shape of all your favourite characters, Jack Wuya, Omi, Clay and Kimiko!" Panda Bubba said.

"What about the tall one?" Jack asked.

"Raimundo? Oh No one likes him!" Panda bubba trilled.

The camera zooms out to Raimundo watching the TV. He turns and talks to the camera.

"Yo, writer, can we have one commercial break that does not end up with me being made fun of?"

"No," I Type angrily trying to finish so I can catch the start of Teen Titans.

"Fine then I'll just watch Teen Titans, because I know you're stuck there writing so you can't!" Rai grinned poking his tongue out and changing the channel.

"Fine! I'll just write something horrible happening to you in the next chapter. I'll teach you pathetic whelp to never mess with Samura Sheikah! MWU HA HA HA HA!" I Laugh

"Are you related to Jack? Because I can see the relationship in the evil laugh." Rai Smirks

My face goes red. I delete the last paragraph of text and go and pout upstairs while playing 'Legend of Zelda' and eating raw broccoli.

OK that's all you get! Now You can have dirty thoughts about Omi until the next episode comes on.