Your only Pen runs out half way through writing another angry letter so you have no choice but to write it in blood or actually WATCH the cartoon before complaining about it! You have read on the net that this is the last episode of the series so you spend your time writing a chain letter to send to all your friends, petitioning for more episodes or else!
After a lot of unpleasantness, you decide to watch the cartoon.
The scene opens as normal, with the light music and a scene of the temple. Today it is clouded with rain and mist. The scene cuts to the sleeping quarters.
Raimundo sat alone, pulling on his favourite 'Tic-Tac' coloured shirt. (How come they don't sell green and orange Tic-Tacs separately?). He picked up a conveniently placed photo of the four Xiao Lin dragons together, Kimiko looks like she is about to punch Rai as he smiles for the camera using Clay's humungous body as a human shield. Omi just stands smiling, oblivious to the chaotic scene behind him.
"If I want Kim to like me…" He said pulling on the white hooded top from the first series and pulling the hood up over his head, "I'll have rejoin the Heylin for a while."
"Rai, evil plot…" Clay shouted from the next room.
"Will you ever stop interrupting my dramatic monologues?" Rai growled.
Omi walked in happy and smiling with the reversing mirror. He placed it back down in his cubicle and turned to Raimundo.
"Ahh, Raimundo, what is with the wearing of the Heylin garment?" Omi Trilled
"I'm going away for a while…" Rai said picking up a backpack and placing the 'sword of the storm' and the 'Golden Tiger claws' inside.
"Don't worry Raimundo my friend, Kimiko still thinks you are cold." Omi trilled.
"Don't you mean cool?" Rai corrected.
"No, I know what I mean, I am getting good at this!" Omi grinned
"I'll show you cold! GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS!" Rai yelled slashing at Omi. Of course this did no harm to our friend Omi, it simply opened a portal, which Rai jumped through.
Omi shrugged and carried on walking around aimlessly.
Raimundo ended up in a ladies clothes store somewhere in New York. He wandered around for a little while looking at all the clothes. "Too frilly, to cutesy…" He muttered.
"Can I help you?" A shop assistant smiled at him.
"Yeah, you got anything pink in my size?" Rai asked with all seriousness.
The woman's happy expression dropped to a cautious gaze. "Pardon me sir?"
"Nothing frilly or patterned, just plain pink." Rai asked.
The woman suddenly thought, "Are you going to a fancy dress party?" She asked.
"Going to a party in drag? What kind of a sicko do you think I am?" Rai growled.
A sweat mark ran down the woman's face and she said "We have the London model in pink in your size," She said picking up a pink dress from one of the rails.
"Perfect! How much?" Rai asked picking up the dress. He sifted through his pockets and realised he didn't have any money. "Erm… Do you accept gold teeth?"
The scene cut to Kimiko looking around the temple. She walked into a room where Clay and Omi sat discussing the difference between Goat and Cow milk.
"Guys, have any of you seen Raimundo? I haven't seen him since I rammed my palm lap to up his…" Kimiko asked
"Too much info!" Clay muttered
"Seriously Guys, I think he's taken off, the washing up is so dirty it's crawling off on its own!" Kim Said with genuine concern.
The three warriors turn to look into the kitchen, where Dojo attacks Dirty dished with a broom handle.
"You can not stop me from living my life, FREEDOM!" The washing up screamed.
"See what I mean?" Kim said
"You're right Kim, I haven't seen Rai since he swore allegiance to Heylin and took off." Clay said calmly sipping milk
"He… WHAT?" Kim Barked almost knocking Clay and Omi off their seats.
"Yes, he seemed most eager to join Heylin so you would like him more!" Omi smiled.
"What! Heylin, Where would he get the idea that I'd like him more if he were evil?" Kim whined.
She looked down at Omi's innocent yet inapt smile. "Do you have something to do with this?" Kim snarled.
"Of course not Kimiko, we would never to anything to hurt you or Raimundo!" Omi Trilled
"Good! I'm going out to look for him, take the scroll and…" She said reaching into her backpack to pull out the scroll. She jumped as if she had been shot and quickly retracted her hand from the bag. A great green snake had its teeth embedded in her hand. A tear fell from one eye.
"Kim, are you ok?" Clay asked.
Kim was silent for a spilt second, and then screamed louder than jet taking off. She flailed her hand and the snake flew off into the next room.
"Ow!" A grunt came from the next room.
Master Fung walked in with the snake biting into his baldhead. "Who is responsible for this?" He grunted.
Omi and Clay quickly evacuated the room.
Master Fung looked at Kimiko with one eyebrow raised.
"Kimiko, how do you explain this?" Master Fung growled.
"Ermmm…" Kimiko said looking around for someone to back her up, but her eyes only met the snake. "Happy Birthday!" She exclaimed grinning.
One of Master Fung's eyebrows rose slightly and he said "Kimiko…" in a stern voice.
"Yes master Fung…" Kimiko said looking down at her feet.
"I am so happy you remembered my birthday Kimiko! And A Snake is what I always wanted from when I was a little boy. My mother always said, 'you can't have a snake, they'll eat the neighbours!' but it didn't stop me wanting one! Thank you Kimiko! You are the greatest Dragon of all (Next to Raimundo)! Now I'll put this snake in a safe place!" Master Fung said Walking into another room with the snake still attached to his head.
"Phew!" Kimiko said wiping her brow. "Now, what was I meant to be doing? Oh yeah! New episodes of Teen Titans!" She grinned opening her laptop to get digital TV reception.
The scene cut to A Tiger Portal opening in front of Jack Spicer's evil lair. Raimundo Jumped out wearing the dress. "Man, I wish I'd tried this thing on before I gave away Omi's teeth to pay for it. Its so tight around the hips…" Rai muttered to himself, tugging awkwardly at the corners of the dress. He knocked on the Door of Jack's evil Lair. After a few tries with no reply he rammed the sword of the storm through the door.
"Hey! Hold on! I was on the toilet!" Jack Spicer Muttered From behind the door. He opened it to see Raimundo in a dress and his jaw dropped below his knees.
"Hey, Spicer, I need a favour." Rai asked.
Jack's eyes began to water and he made odd noises trying to hold in his laughter.
One of Raimundo's eyebrows rose slightly.
Jack Spicer Burst in to fits of Hysterical laughter and fell on the floor.
"Wha.. HA HA HA…what's with the dress Raimundo? Snort Ha ha! Are you going to a drag Party or what?" Jack Spluttered between fits of laughter.
"I don't need this from you! If you don't want to be rich then forget it!" Rai Growled turning around, his dress flowing in the breezes.
Jack suddenly stopped laughing. "Rich, Wait, Wait Raimundo. What did you say?" Jack asked.
"I thought that might persuade you!" Raimundo grinned.
Commercial break. You Bite your nails in futile anticipation to know what happens next. Your mother then tells you Nail biting is a bad habit and you decide to write an angry letter to whoever invented parents while the commercials fly by.