Here Goes! The big finale! This is what you've been waiting for; this is where the story finally gets to the point! Please enjoy!
Raimundo stood outside Jack's house, grinning as Jack was down on his knees begging Raimundo for the plan.
"Well, I'm going to turn over a bank. All I need is your help and the 'Tail of Ka-Gae' and I'll split the money 50/50!" Rai grinned.
"Great plan Raimundo, but what's to stop me double crossing you and taking all the money for myself?" Jack Grinned.
"Because you're stupid and you need my help or you'll never perfect those X-Ray Goggles you're working on!" Rai Grinned.
"Don't knock the goggles! They work fine!" Jack said putting them on. "Hey Raimundo, do you know you have a Palm Laptop Stuck in your…"
"Do you want to know the plan or what?" Rai Growled.
"Yes sir…" Jack whined.
Back at the temple, Kimiko sat buried in a soft cushion watching Teen Titans on her Lap Top. She Giggled as Beast Boy told another awful Joke. Master Fung's kitten jumped on her lap and rubbed its head against her hand.
"Hello there!" Kim Smiled Stroking the Kitten. "Aww… Those pretty green eyes, they remind me of…" Suddenly she stopped and slapped herself in the face. "Darn it! Raimundo! I have to find him!" She shouted bolting upright so quickly that both the kitten and the computer flew across the room. She grabbed her coat and bolted out of the door.
"Where is she goin'? Oh well, more grub for us!" Clay grinned stuffing a rib into his mouth.
Back at Jack's base Raimundo talked to Jack, while examining the Tail of Ka-Gae
"So, You've got the plan then?" Raimundo continued
"Right! Lets go!" Jack Smiled.
"TAIL OF KA-GAE!" Raimundo screamed.
Jack covered his ears.
"Why do you Monk's always have to scream your Wu's names?" Jack whined.
"To Confuse little wimps like you!" Raimundo said in a drastically changed voice. It was much deeper and snarling with a hint of Rai's old voice in the background. He had sprouted two curving horns, a black tail and a pair of threatening black wings.
"Ok, I knew the Tail of Ka-Gae was cool but WOW! THAT RULES!" Jack screamed.
"Quiet you pathetic mortal and follow me!" Rai said taking flight straight up, crashing through Jack's ceiling.
"Wait! How do I follow you? I can't fly!" Jack Whined.
"Jack! You've been flying every episode since first series! Just Fly!" Rai Growled.
"Oh, the heli-wings, Good idea!" Jack said extending the mechanical spinning blades from his backpack and taking flight.
Back at the Temple, Clay and Omi are still eating.
"Clay, do you think we should find Raimundo and tell him before he gets himself in trouble?" Omi asked
"Nah, we'll wait till after he's in trouble. It'll make it that much sweeter." Clay grinned.
"Oh Clay, you are most wicked!" Omi trilled happily stuffing his face with rice.
The scene cut to Demon-Raimundo and Jack Spicer slicing through the air like flying knives.
"Almost There" Rai snarled in his altered voice.
"Where are we going?" Jack asked.
"LA!" Raimundo exclaimed Darting through the mist and rain.
His flight pattern altered and he twisted and twirled down towards the bank building in LA.
Rai Smashed through the wall with his incredible demon strength and snarled like a wolf, only to be met by Twenty or so guns pointed at him.
"Great, I had to pick the day the NRA were having their meeting in the bank!" Raimundo growled.
"I want my mommy…" Jack whined, wetting his underwear.
Back at the temple, Kimiko burst in from the rain panting.
"Guys, I found Raimundo, let's go!" Kim shouted.
"Can't it wait till' the end of Teen Titans?" Clay Protested.
An Anger mark appeared on Kimiko's face. She picked up the Monkey staff and continued to beat Clay with it.
"Now are you ready?" Kimiko said stopping.
"Whatever you say…" Clay said trying to stand up.
The scene cut to a prison cell in LA, where normal un-demonified Raimundo sat counting the Bricks in the wall.
"One-eyed Pete was right! There are three thousand, one hundred and…" Raimundo Muttered.
Kimiko, Clay, Omi and Dojo walking in interrupted him.
Jack Spicer was in the cell on the opposite side of the corridor.
"Have you come to let me out?" Jack Whined.
"KEEP DREAMING!" Kimiko snarled.
"Kimiko! Am I Glad to see you! How did you find me?" Raimundo smiled leaping up and sprinting over to the bars.
"With the tracking devise I planted in your neck!" Kimiko smiled.
"Tracking devise? But…when…how…" Raimundo spat.
"Never Let a Japanese woman give you a massage!" Kimiko Grinned.
Raimundo's expression became confused and worried.
"Wooey! How did you manage this Rai?" Clay asked.
"I Tried to Rob a bank with Jack Spicer." Rai said looking down at his feet.
"Why on earth did you do that?" Kimiko asked.
"Well this scarf I'm wearing, it's a Wu called the scarf of dreams. I got it one day when you were doing your hair. Anyway, I used it to invade your dreams and make you see us on Rio beach together, but when you woke up, you said it was a terrible dream. So I used the Mind reader conch to find out what you thought about me, and when I heard I should girl up and get rich, that's what I tried to do." Rai muttered.
"I guess that explains the dress. I must admit Raimundo, I think Pink Suits you!" Dojo said.
"But, I never had a dream about Rio beach, and if all truth be told I wish you'd be more manly, I think you're a bit… you know…. 'Effeminate'." Kimiko said.
"But I heard… how…" Raimundo muttered.
Clay and Omi make odd noises as if trying to contain their laughter.
"Omi, Clay, Do you have something to do with this?" Raimundo growled.
"Yes Raimundo, all this time me and Clay have been tugging your arm!" Omi Laughed.
"Don't you mean pullin' his leg?" Clay sniggered.
"That too!" Omi Chuckled.
Raimundo started breathing heavily and the little anger mark grew to cover the majority of his face.
"We used the reversin' mirror to turn Kim's dreams into nightmares and make you hear the opposite of her thoughts!" Clay chortled.
"So instead of seeing us together on Rio beach…" Raimundo growled.
"I saw you kissing Wuya while Cat Nappe attacked me with genetically altered super kittens!" Kimiko said.
"Kissing Wuya?" Rai said almost throwing up.
"Anyway Rai, I paid your Bail, lets get back to the temple." Kimiko said sliding the door open.
"Did you pay my bail too?" Jack asked.
"KEEP DREAMING!" Kimiko Snarled.
All the way back to the temple Raimundo pummelled Clay and Omi with the Monkey staff.
Back home a few hours later Kimiko approached Rai in a bathing suit.
"Kimiko, why are you in an bathing suit?" Rai asked.
"Because, to apologise for what they did, I made the boys buy you a hot tub!" Kimiko grinned stepping out of the way to show a top of the range four-person hot tub with whirlpool feature.
"The network said we can get in together as long as we don't go in nekkid" Kimiko smiled.
A Huge smile spread across Rai's face. He tore off all his clothes to show swimming trunks underneath and jumped into the hot tub.
Kimiko got in the other side.
She looked up at Rai.
"Raimundo," She said looking up into his eyes.
"Yeah Kimiko?" He said.
She slowly leaned over…
And slapped him so hard his head almost flew off.
"IF YOU EVER HIT OMI AGAIN, I'LL…" Kimiko snarled.
Dojo watched from inside. The only words he could make out were kittens, monkey staff and comically misshapen vegetable.
L'end
Thanks to:
Xiao Lin Showdown for not suing,
My brother who laughs at my jokes
And whoever reads this Fan Fiction.
Thank you all.
Things you might want to know:
The word Japanese word "KAGE" (Pronounced KA-GAE) Means 'shadow' and is often used in cartoons and video games to depict dark demons and devils.
Effeminate means to have qualities more associated to Women than men. In layman's terms, it means a bit girly.
NRA is the National rifle association. They often have meetings in the US about the practical uses of guns.
Scarves were traditionally used in the Wild West to stop desert dust getting in your mouth and nose.
They only sell Orange and green Tic-Tacs in one box. They have never sold them separately.
After 1500 years, the Two-ton Tunic should have biodegraded.
They don't get Mentos in England.
A woman plays Omi's voice.
Cabbage cooked twice is death.