"Mokuba's Idea"
Disclaimer: I do not own YU-GI-OH!
Description: Mokuba comes up with the stupidest idea for Kaiba Corp. and suggests it to Setto, who strangely likes the idea himself. One-shot, drabble.
At the Kaiba Mansion Mokuba sat in his room completely bored as a butler entered his room and gave him his lunch.
"You're lunch, sir," the butler said and sat the silver tray down on the table.
"Oh, thanks," the young boy said and got up as the butler walked out of the room. Mokuba slowly began to eat his lunch. 'Man, there's nothing to do around here today. Big brother doesn't get out of his meeting 'till later and I'm B.O.R.E.D. bored.
Stirring a fork through some food Mokuba took a bite of a lime that was on his tray - one of his favorite fruits. After that he took a sip of some coke - his favorite soda. He rather liked the taste of drinking coca right after eating a lime. Then a strange idea him.
Lime plus Coca. Put the lime in the coke.
A strange SONG then formed in Mokuba's head, which he started singing.
"You put the lime in de coke, you nut! and ya drink 'em both up. Ya put the lime in the coke ya, you nut! and drink 'em both up!" As he sang that ridiculous song he walked toward Setto Kaiba's office, who he knew had just got out of his meeting.
Setto Kaiba sat at his desk. He was completely stressed from that long and pointless meeting. As he was thinking Mokuba suddenly walked through the door holding a bottle of coke and a lime. He was singing some very, very odd song.
"You put the lime in the coke, you nut, you drink them both together. You put the lime in the coke, you nut, and you'll feel better. You put the lime in the coke, you nut, you drink them both together. You put the lime in the coke, you nut, and you'll feel better. You put the lime in the coke, you nut, you drink them both together."
Kaiba picked up there and started singing along. "Now let me get this striaght. You put the lime in the coke, you nut, and drink 'em both together?"
"That's right! You put the lime in de coke you nut and then you feel better!"
And the two continued to sing that extremly annoying song a butler walked in with Kaiba's lunch. When he opened the door he saw the two Kaiba brothers singing something about lime and coke and even DANCING to it. Slowly, very, very slowly, he just turned around and closed the door.
A few weeks later…
Yugi walked along to school with his friends and stopped at a vending machine.
"Hmm, that's new," Yugi said?
"What up, Yug?" Joey asked.
"Yeah, what's new?" Tea asked too.
"A new brand of coke. It's lime and coke mixed together," Yugi answered.
Silence.
"Eww," Tea said and shibered.
Yugi said,"Whatever company made that's gonna lose a lot of money."
Um, yeah, I just needed to get that song out of my head, plus I couldn't pass up a chance to make Mokuba and Setto sing and dance!
Setto: Why do you enjoy torturing me?
Author: Have you seen your evil ways in the manga! You deserve what Yami did to you as much as my own torturing! MWA-HAHAHAHA!
Yes, I know Kaiba Corp. is a gaming company and has nothing to do with Coca-Cloa, but I couldn't resist!