Smurfs Gone Wild
Disclaimer: Obviously, Gilmore Girls is not mine. DUH.
By the way, if you want to read an actual story, stop right now.
Oh and I'm pretending the important stuff that happened in the season finale didn't happen because I don't feel like dealing with it.
Luke is in his diner, serving orders and junk. Kirk is eating his plain toast, without jam, butter, or a chair. Lorelai has just left to help set up for a wedding at a Dragonfly (no, not her own, I already told you, I'm not dealing with that!)
Luke is talking on the phone with Lorelai, and they are arguing about Smurfs, the funny little blue people that people collect. Do they exist, or are they just a lie created by the corrupt minds of tourist office clerks?
Just then, a little man dressed in a brown cloak enters the diner.
"Can I help you?" an annoyed Luke asks the newcomer. The newcomer was not nearly as cute as "Mimi" (Those Lazy Hazy Crazy Days).
"I'm still looking…" The voice is muffled, and strangely high pitched, similar to Kirk's when he was little, and Michael Jackson's.
Kirk starts screaming, convinced the stranger is a ghost that used to haunt his house. He begins to hit him with his toast. In Kirk's desperate attempt to chase the man away, he pulls on the cloak and it falls down.
A gasp emerges from the entire diner because the little man is actually a smurf in disguise!
"Nooooo! You've discovered my secret! I need reinforcements!" cries the smurf, who's name is actually Bob.
He whistles sharply and a group of brown-cloaked smurfs march into the diner, and declare it "Smurfland" They tie Luke up and force him to listen to "Over and Over" over and over again.
"All undercover agents show yourself!" a smurf declared, who's name is Shmusho
Miss Patty, who was enjoying a cheddar-and-mushroom omelet, grabbed a zipperfrom within her hair and yanked down her skin to reveal, that she in fact, was a smurf. Taylor pulled down his skin and annoying striped suit to
reveal that he also was a smurf intent on disrupting everyone possible.
"Good work everybody! Now get ready for the Smurf Leader!"
There was a drumroll played across the entire town and the smurf that was formerly Mrs. Kim walked through the door, laughing evily, resembling Chuckie the evil puppet. She tossed the skin in the garbage, but still managed to be Korean.
"Everyone must eat tofu and soy beans everyday. Fries are not allowed. They lead to harder things, like drugs."
There was a horrible noise and a naked Kirk was discovered hiding in the supply closet. Why was he naked you ask? Why is Kirk ever naked?
Stars Hollow was officially turned into Smurfland, but soon Taylor, the smurf, couldn't stand not being able to annoy everybody and convinced people that smurfs were really just normal and yea.
A/N I hope you used this story to procrastinate from doing actually important things…. I know I did.