INVADER ZIM:
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SOMETHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH DAISIES
Chapter II – Mission: Destroy Robot Evidence
Disclaimer: (rolls eyes) I still don't own Invader Zim, although I wish I owned GIR. Dude, that'd be awesome. Moving on…
Want another cookie? (Chucks one at you) Do itashimashite! (Runs off to contemplate the mysterious disappearance of cooking pans across the nation) Mya-cha-hahaha…
Gir: (Runs out of the house before Zim was finished completing his sentence) Daisies daisies daises… (Searches for daisies, and finds some along the side of the neighbors house) DAISIES! (Picks them) Do de do de do de do
Neighbor lady who notices a robot in her front yard: (Runs up to the window) WHAT'S THAT THING IN OUR FRONT YARD, HUBERT!
Neighbor man who is also neighbor lady's husband, Hubert: (Runs to his wife, neighbor lady, who I am naming Clairisa) What thing?
Clairisa: THAT! (Points out the window)
Hubert: (Looks out the window and sees nothing) ….I don't see anything, dear.
Clairisa: (Looks out the window again) Where'd it go? I swear I saw something out there, Hu! I SWEAR!
Hubert: You're seeing things again, Clairisa. Didn't you remember to take those pills the doctor prescribed to you?
Clairisa: But- but I don't need them!
Hubert: That's what you said last time, when you said you saw some green alien with a big flying thing that was flying over our house, dear.
-Back to Gir…well…and Dib too-
Gir: (Runs off to get more daisies)
Dib: (oh no, it's Dib, what's he up to now? Dun dun dun…While he's setting up his father's spy kit, he sees Gir on the sidewalk skipping around with a bag full of daisies) IT'S GIR! I knew this had something to do with daisies! And he doesn't have his dog suit on! Perfect timing! (Takes out a camera) Pictures! Now, I will have proof that Gir is really a robot! Then I will use this evidence to get to the conclusion that Zim is really an alien! (Snaps a few pictures) Bwahahaha!
Gir: (Sees Dib and stops, staring at him)
Dib: Oh no, he sees me!
Gir: Hi Dibby! Watcha doin'?
Dib: I—Dibby? DIBBY!
Gir: I know, I think it's cute too…
Dib: DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT!
Gir: Okey Dokey
Dib: (Snaps another picture before beginning to head off)
Gir: Are you taking pictures of me?
Dib: Uhhh….no! No, I'm not!
Gir: You are to!
Dib: (Doesn't know what to do, panics) I'm not, I'm not!
Gir: Yea huh!
Dib: Nuh-uh!
Gir: Yea huh!
Dib: Nuh-uh!
Gir: Yea huh!
Dib: Nuh-uh!
Gir: Yea huh!
Dib: Nuh-uh!
Gir: Yea huh!
Dib: Nuh-uh!
Gir: Yea huh!
Dib: Nuh-uh!
Gir: Yea huh!
Dib: Nuh-uh!
-Minutes later-
Gir: Yea huh!
Dib: Nuh-uh!
Gir: Yea huh, yea huh, yea huh!
Dib: Nuh-uh, nuh-uh, nuh-uh!
Gir: Nuh-uh!
Dib: Yea huh!
Gir: (Giggles)
Dib: Huh? No, wait, I meant no! I meant to say no!
Gir: Suuuurrree… (Eyes Dib)
Dib: (Scared. Hah, stupid Dib, he's scared of GIR! What a wimp! Dib is so stupid he's scared of Gir who's too stupid for anyone to have a reason to be scared of him)
Gir: …
Dib: …?
Gir: (Poses)
Dib: …o.O
Gir: Make sure to get my good side! (Poses again)
Dib: Good side? What—(Confused, if you can't tell)
Gir: I'M A MODEL NOW! WEE! (Runs off, leaving a trail of daisies behind, since his bag got a hole in it. Dun dun…Sounds all…forshadow-ish doesn't it? Mwahaha)
Dib: A model? Eh? Strange robot... Hey he's getting away! But I have photos of him already, so—(thinks for a second) But I should follow him, I knew these daisies had something to do with Zim's crazy stupid plans to try to take over Earth. I MUST SPY ON GIR! (Looks around…cricket chirps)
-Back at Zim's house-
Gir: (Runs into the house)
Zim: GIR! What took you so long? And you forgot your human dog monster disguise suit!
Gir: I did? Oooh yeaaah….I was naked! Yay! (Giggles)
Zim: Gir, that's a bad thing.
Gir: Aww…
Zim: What if someone saw you?
Gir: …What if someone saw me?
Zim: Did someone see you?
Gir: (Looks guilty) Noooo…
Zim: Are you sure?
Gir: I dunno, am I?
Zim: Are you?
Gir: Am I what?
Zim: Are you sure?
Gir: Sure of what?
Zim: Argh! Are you sure that no one saw you?
Gir: No.
Zim: Someone saw you?
Gir: Only Dib…
Zim: ONLY Dib?
Gir: Mmhmm. He was taking pictures of me. I'm a model now!
Zim: PICTURES? We must stop him from developing those pictures, Gir.
Gir: Aw, why?
Zim: Evidence, Gir! We must destroy any evidence that you are really a robot, so no one will know you are a robot, so no one will ever have any clues leading to any suspicion of me being an alien, so nothing can get in the way of TAKING OVER EARTH! (choke, gag)
Gir: Okie dokie!
Zim: Daisies, Gir
Gir: What?
Zim: The daisies I told you to get, Gir
Gir: Ooooh yeaaah….(holds up the bag) Here they are!
Zim: (Looks in the bag and sees nothing) …You didn't get any daisies!
Gir: Yeah-huh! (Looks in the bag and sees nothing too) Aw, they ran away…
Zim: Oh well, we'll deal with that later. Right now, we need to get that camera from Dib! (Goes down to his lab to spy on Dib to see where he is, and doesn't see him with any spy camera)Oh no! He must be already on his way to Wal-Mart (which I do not own!...Although…wait, nevermind.) to develop those pictures! Ahh! I must go NOW! (Runs out the door, leaving Gir behind)
Gir: I want to g- (Hears the door slam shut) (cries) I am alone again! TT Oh well, I will call my squirrel friend and we shall have a PART-AY!
-Back to Zim-
Zim: (is in his front yard still, after just slamming the door, leaving Gir behind, and sees Dib on the sidewalk)
Dib: (Sees Zim) You can't stop me, Zim! (Runs)
Zim: (Runs after him) Oh yes I can, Dib!
Dib: (Still running. Why would he stop all the sudden? Unless he fell or something…Haha, that would be funny. I'm going to do that. But later. When you least expect it, because, well, if I did it now then it would be way too predictable, and then the story would be a piece of predictable shiz! Yes, I put 'shiz' because I didn't want to put a cuss word in an Invader Zim fanfic, because Invader Zim does not cuss, people! OK? All these little kids coming here to read a little Invader Zim fanfic and seeing a bunch of cuss words is NOT cool, OK? And I do not want to be responsible for any little children going around saying the 's' word and being all "Well, it was in the Invader Zim fanfic I read the other day, so I guess it's ok to say it all the time" then they get grounded and never allowed to watch Invader Zim EVER again! THAT, my friend, would be COMPLETE TORTURE! AND THE WORLD WILL ALL—…what? …Oh, crap, I'm rambling a gets shot )
—SILENCE—
—SILENCE AGAIN—
Sorry people, writer's block!
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Uh…Oh yeah!
Zim: (Still running after Dib)
Dib: (Gets tired) (Wow, he's outta shape, man)
Zim: (Catches up to him, tackles him to the ground and steals the camera) BWAHAHA!
Dib: NOOOO! (Gets up)
Zim: I WIN! HA HA HA HA!
Dib: (Gets up and takes a gun out of his pocket) I knew this would come in handy one day…I knew it…Or should I? (Looks at Zim acting evilly) If I kill him now, I will be saving earth. Indeed, no one will know, or even care, and I might just be sent to jail for murder, but what would happen if Zim really does take over the earth? I would take all the blame to myself for not killing the enemy when I had the chance to. I shall kill him! It is my duty! (Shoots, the bullet goes right into Zim's chest)
Zim: HA HAAHH (falls over, twitches, then lets go of the camera and stops breathing)
Dib: O.O I've killed him! How come I feel so BAD about it? OH WHY DID I HAVE TO DO THIS, WHYYYY! (Falls to his knees beside the dead body, sobbing) But why am I CRYING? I DEFEATED him! I WON! I saved earth! And what do I get? I get the loss of all purpose in my life. The only reason I put up with everyone was so I would continue to live so I could save earth. Now that that's done…why am I still living? I SHALL END MY LIFE HERE WITH YOUR'S, ZIM! (Gets the gun back out)
Zim: (Comes out of the house and runs up to Dib and THE FAKE ZIM) So, Dib, I see you've met my CLONE Zim, huh?
Dib: (stops sobbing, puts down the gun, and looks up) Zim? ZIM! YOU'RE—BUT…clone? YOU'RE ALIVE! (Hugs Zim)
Zim: Ahhh! Get off of me!
Dib: (Wipes away his tears as he lets go of Zim) I'm sorry. I mean…
Zim: Why were you crying anyways? You weirdo, do you always cry when you think you've WON? Though I really don't think you have, or ever will. Be happy you even THOUGHT you had won through your ignorance. Because that's the closest you'll ever be to winning. (Grabs the camera and runs to his house and locks and secures the door)
Dib: HEY YOU—Crud…I've lost again…(Runs home)
Zim: (Goes to his lab) GIR! I got the camera! Now I must destroy it!
Gir: Yay!
Zim: Yes. (Smashes it to smithereens. SMITHEREEEEEENNNSSSS!) MWAHAHAHA! (Holds up the smashed camera and throws it into the garbage can) Mission Complete!
Gir: I'm dancin' like a monkey!
Now that THAT'S out of the way, what will happen next? Will Gir get more daisies? Will Zim find a way to plot Dib's doom with mere daisies? Will Dib ever forgive himself for crying in public when he thought he killed his enemy? WILL GAZ EVER STOP PLAYING THAT VIDEO GAME OF HERS? Find out in the next chapter of…dun dun dun… SOMETHING THA HAS TO DO WITH DAISIES!
To Be Continued-