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Potter Puppet Pals 4: The Silver Sword

Act 1: The Beginning Scene 1

Curtain opens on the Great Hall, where Ron and Harry are sitting at a table. Ron is scarfing something out of a bowl, and Harry's face is a little green. Hermione walks in.

Hermione: Hey guys, what's for breakfast today?

Harry: (moans) You don't want to know…

Ron: It's the best stuff in the world! It's Peanut Butter Cheese Cereal! Want some?

Hermione: Maybe for lunch….You look a little green, Harry. Do you want to go to the hospital wing?

Harry "tosses his cookies" all over Hermione. She groans.

Hermione: Well, good luck in the hospital wing, Harry! I think I'll go…er…change my clothes now. Goodbye! (She leaves.)

Ron: Oh come on, Harry, it's not that bad! And you only had a spoonful! (He sighs.) Well, I guess I'll have to take you to the hospital wing.

Ron then grabs Harry by the collar and drags him out of the Great Hall. Just as they are leaving, Harry hits his head on the door and falls unconscious. Ron doesn't notice, and continues dragging Harry through the corridors. Later…

Ron: Hey Harry, we're going the right way, aren't we? I can never find my way around this stupid school. (Harry doesn't respond.) Well, taking a little nap, are we, Harry? Too bad…here comes a stairway. (Ron drags Harry down it.) Well, I think we're almost there now…look! Here's the door! D-O N-O-T E-N-T-E-R. That spells 'hospital wing,' I'm sure of it! Righto, here we go!

Ron opens the dusty old door and looks down a dark, narrow stairway.

Ron: It's pretty dark down there…what's that spell you use for light? Oh yeah, Incendio!

If you know anything about Harry Potter, then you probably know that isn't the spell Ron should've used. The fire Ron just made engulfs Harry's robes. Ron desperately tries to put the flames out by jumping up and down on top of Harry. He finally manages to, but Harry is all scorched and junk like that. Ron then decides to go down the staircase without a light, and picks Harry's collar up again and drags him down the steps.

Ron: Hey Harry, remember that time when we got married? And that other time when Voldemort came and we shot him? And remember when we bothered Snape? He's a fat old coot, isn't he? (Like Bush!) Remember the Alamo?

Much, much later, they reach the bottom of the staircase, where there is a lit torch above a door. Ron tries the door, but it's locked.

Ron: Hmm…what's that charm for unlocking doors? Maybe it's Avis!

A large flock of yellow birds fly from the tip of Ron's wand, and fly around crazily until they finally perch on Harry and start pecking at him.

Ron: That's not right….What about Engorgio?

For a moment, nothing happens. Then, very slowly, the door begins to swell. It gets bigger…and bigger…and bigger…and then it explodes! Splinters fly everywhere, embedding themselves in Harry and scaring all the birds away. Harry is still unconscious (He's not quite dead yet.). Ron walks into the small room, leaving Harry behind for once.

The room is lit with torches. In the center of the room is a pedestal, and sitting on the pedestal is a gleaming sword. The curtain falls.

Sorry for the cliffhanger! Please review (Even if you didn't like it too well.)! More will come whenever I feel like it…I mean when I finish writing the next chapter!
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