A.N. Really short...obviously.
Story started as a series of instant messages to one of my friends
Once upon a time there was a boy named Harry Potter.
One day while Harry was walking through the garden behind his relatives' house he saw a squirrel.
He went up to the squirrel and said, "Hello little squirrely, how are you today?"
The squirrel just looked at him.
"What have you been doing lately little squirrely?" Harry asked.
The squirrel just looked at him.
All of a sudden the squirrel jumped up on Harry and............mauled him to death.
The End?