Finally, another one. It's actually been done for awhile now but in all honesty, I was too lazy to type it. Sorry
"My Lord" Draco bowed to Voldemort before rising and taking a step back.
"Draco, I have called you here to tell you that you're my new right-hand-man." Voldemort smiled, though it looked more like a grimace.
"No," Draco said flatly.
"Excuse me?" Voldemort hissed.
"I loved my daddy. And I loved Harry. I hate you and I'll kill you for killing them."
"You can't kill me boy, you're not powerful enough."
"I may not be a very powerful wizard, but I have always been fascinated by muggles." Faster than you could see, Draco pulled out a pistol and fired one shot.
The bullet hit Voldemort in the head and he slumped to the ground.
Draco burned the body with his wand and paused.
"Oh the irony," he smiled. "A muggle-hater killed by a muggle weapon." He laughed softly and left the room.
Draco had done his job. His lover and father had been avenged.
YEA!!! More total randomness!!!