A/N- Okay, this is my first fanfic so plz oh plz review. I hope you like it! O and I haven't seen the whole series so if you catch any mistakes in my story you are free to correct me. This is the all grammatical correct version of my fanfic I would like to thanks to hpluvas applause thank u so much for your help!

Disclaimer- I don't own Full Metal Alchemist or any of its characters.

Ed and Al returned to Central after another failed attempt to find the philosopher's stone. Ed was really pissed off considering: 1) They didn't find the philosopher's stone, 2) He got kicked out of his hotel AGAIN for being a state alchemist, and 3) He got called short for like the eighth zillionth time in one week. To put it all together, he had to walk up to that colonel bastard and tell him how much he failed. AGAIN might I add. Oh, and right when he walks into Roy's office, he is sitting behind a huge pile of papers. He doesn't pay attention to Ed until he slams the door shut.

Roy looks up from his papers and asks (clearly seeing Ed by the way) "Who's there?"

"It's Ed."

"Oh, sorry Full Metal, I didn't see you there. You're too SHORT to be seen." said Roy in a teasing voice. 'Oh, I love making fun of Full Metal!'

"THAT IS IT! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!" shouts Ed. "I WILL MAKE ALL OF YOU BASTARDS SHUT UP ABOUT MY HEIGHT PROBLEM!"

"So what you gonna do about it Full Metal?" asks a still teasing Roy.

By this time Ed was getting this crazed look in his eyes, and Roy just realized at that moment (a bit too late might I add) that he had finally pushed Ed over his little thin line that kept him sane. 'Oh shit, I really messed things up now.' thought Roy.

"I'LL MAKE YOU PAY! I'LL MAKE YOU ALL PAY!" Ed shouted as he wildly looked for something to shut that colonel bastard up, and then he saw it. There on Roy's desk. Super sticky crazy glue…..

Five minutes later

Riza sees Ed run out of Roy's office with what she thinks is glue. She goes into Roy's office to see how everything went between him and Ed when she sees Roy tied up to his chair with papers and all sorts of things glued to him and his mouth filled with a lot of glue. Now as you can imagine, this was a really uncomfortable situation. To help Roy or not to help Roy. In the end, Riza just shrugged her shoulders, left, closed the door, and put a little "Do not disturb" sign on the door. 'He probably deserved that anyway, and I have wanted to do that for ages,' thought Riza.

Right I know it was so bad, but plz RR!