Ecco: Okay I would like to apologies about me last chapter being so short but-

Ed: who the hell are you calling short!

Ecco: I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU! bangs Ed over the head with a

Metal baseball bat. As I was saying I tried to make this chapter as long as

I could

Disclaimer: I own neither Full Metal Alchemist nor any of its characters. ARE

YOU HAPPY NOW!

Chapter 2

After Ed's little incident with Roy he felt like he could go for a round a vanilla wafers (for those of you who don't know what they are they're just like the best cookies in the world!) as he walked toward the market he was still pretty instable and was just looking for someone to attack even if they just looked at him wrong. But fortunately he made it to the market without ripping any heads off (because I'm sure that in the mental state Ed was in he would have torn off many heads).

Once at the market with about 800 bags of vanilla wafers in his hands (Yummmm…starts drooling vanilla wafers.) That is when Ed spotted him. It was Hughs with a piece of paper in his hands. 'Oh no' thought Ed 'It's Hughs with more pictures of Alicia. Even Ed wasn't insane enough to look at more pictures of Alicia or even to put up with Hughs.

'Okay' though Ed 'just move away slowly maybe he won't see'

But it was too late, Hughs was already heading in Ed's direction with that face on his face. "Hi there Ed, don't you want to look at my BEAUTIFUL daughter Alicia! Ya know she is only four and she is already TALLER than YOU!"

Just then if possible the crazy look on Ed's face got even crazier.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE WITH THE BIGGEST MAGNIFYING GLASS IN THE WORLD!" screamed Ed.

"But I didn't say--" stammered Hughs

But he was cut off when Ed dropped his 800 bags of vanilla wafers and a transmutation light appeared and Hughs found himself face to face with a vanilla wafer machine gun.

'Oh shit' thought Hughs 'I better start running.'

But unfortunately for Hughs this again was realized o late.

"MUAHAHAHA" laughed Ed (and in case you did not realize that was supposed to be an evil laugh)

And Ed fired a steady stream of vanilla wafers start into Hughs' gaping mouth and crouch. So now Hughs was writhing on the floor holding his privates in extreme pain and he had more than a mouthful worth of vanilla wafers which was also extremely painful considering all this was shot at him by a machine gun from a couple of feet away.

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Ed again, "I told you I would make you all shut up! DIDN'T I TELL YOU?"

Now Ed was in such an insane state that he was just shooting at anyone or anything that got in his way.

On a TV somewhere

"We are here live at the market place watching some breaking news unfold" said a pretty anchor woman named Tiffany Naf. "So what do you make out of this situation?" she asked her Peter Sedivaneb.

"Well" he started "This is definitely something you don't see every day"

"Now as you see here there seems to be young, according to our sources, vanilla wafers in a machine gun and has now hospitalized 29 who are in critical condition," said Peter.

"With us in the studio is a witness who has seen this story developing" said Tiffany, "would you care to tell us how this whole ordeal started?"

(The following is said in a VERY high pitched broken voice) "Well" sobbed a very broken up Hughs, "I was just showing him a picture of my daughter" and then it began, again and he pulled out the dreaded picture in order to torture the whole world.

"ISN'T SHE JUST THE CUTTEST THING IN THE WHOLE---"

All of a sudden a big whole appeared and Hughs was sucked through it and there was Tiffany with her finger on a big red button that said "Press in case of lunatic" (The rest of the dialog will be said in a normal voice)

"Okay moving on we now have the identity of our mad man that is shouting up the streets" said Tiffany. "Yes apparently he is a state alchemist by the name of Edward Elric or better known as the famous Full Metal he is fifteen years old and is ONLY FOUR FOOT FOUR! (I'm not exactly sure of his height if you do know please tell me thank you ) OH MY GOD HE IS REALLY SHORT!"

Unluckily for the people at the studio Ed had seen that comment on TV and was now rushing at full speed toward the studio.

"Okay moving on to other news-"

But peter was cut of when a furious Ed ran into the studio swinging his trusty vanilla wafer machine gun wildly around.

"TELL ME WHO THE HELL IN HERE CALLED ME SO SMALL THAT YOU JUST HAVE TO SQUSH ME TO TEENY TINY BITS?" screamed Ed

Every one instantly pointed at the two anchor men because obviously they didn't want to be attacked by this mentally instable teenager, I mean come on who would?

After five minutes of furious firing from Ed and his vanilla wafer machine gun there was practically nothing left of the studio.

"And that's all for today's news at seven on channel seven" said a very beat up Tiffany.

"See you tomorrow and good night," said an equally beat up Peter.

Than as they were about to be carried of into the ambulance they looked lovingly into each other's eyes and started to make out (that is for my two good friends out there this particular part was inspired by there love)

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