Ecco: Sorry it took me awhile but I have been pretty lazy lately

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot Okay!

Chapter 3: Banana Sword

A couple miles away from all this back at Central pass the locked door of Roy's office we see Roy still tied up to the chair but well you really can not see him because now he has just become a giant blob of papers, pens, pencils, staples, and a vicious rabies infested cat (Hey how the hell did that get in there sweat drop). He had also some how got himself stuck to the ceiling.

Okay that is enough of Roy lets just leave him there who knows maybe someone likes him enough to let him down (ya right!) but Roy is not the star of my fan fiction this vicious rabies infested cat is starts baby talking to some scary ass cat. Okay let's see how Ed is doing.

Ed walked down sidewalk muttering to himself as the sky began to darken. People stared at him because he was ranting on and on and he had the smell of vanilla all around him and it was really strong like choke to death if you got to close strong like OH MY GOD I AM GANNA DIE strong (damn now Ed got me to start rambling on and on and on and….).

"I'm not short" said Ed to himself sternly, "I'm tall, ya I am tall! I'm as tall as… as… Yow Ming (for those of you who don't know any basketball players he is the tales person in the NBA) "no I'm taller than that I'm as tall as Paul Bunion" Ed continued to go on and on and the objects he said he was as tall as became bigger and bigger. "No am as tall as a building, the empire state building, the statue of liberty I'M THE TALLEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE, TALLER THAN ANYTHING ELSE!"

Ed was so into his fantasy that he didn't notice Envy until he was right in front of him and began to talk.

"Hey you piece of shrimp that is so microscopic that you are accidentally run over by the same car eight times because you're too small to see" said Envy.

"……Hold on a second you took my line. I was supposed to say that!" said Ed

"Wait let me see" replied Envy

And out of no where Envy pulls out a script "Okay lets see (this is Envy reading to himself okay) Ed was so into his fantasy that he didn't notice Envy until he was right in front of him and began to talk. Oo0h then I'm supposed to say…. Okay I got it now" said Envy.

Ecco: sigh "okay let's take this from the top now" (damn actors think there so tough and mighty never study there line you just want to smash them starts trembling uncontrollably deep breaths just like the shrink told me in ….. out ….in …. out)

"Hey little boy isn't it let for a little boy to be out so late without his mommy?" said Envy.

"Who are you calling a piece of shrimp that is so microscopic that you are accidentally run over by the same car eight times because you're too small to see?" Yelled back Ed.

"I said I would make all of you shut up and I will because I AM EDWARD ELRIC THE TALLEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE!" screamed Ed, "you made one big mistake you know that Envy?"

"You know that's really hard to belief because I am so much smarter then you" replied Envy with much confidence in his voice.

"I know your one great weakness though, you are allergic to…" but he was cut of by Envy.

"NO I AM NOT LLERGIC TO ANY THING YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MY ALLERGIES!" shrieked Envy.

"Bananas" finished Ed (bet u didn't see that coming)

"NOOOOOOO!" screamed Envy

And with that Ed turned a bundle of rotten bananas in a near by cart in to al large banana sword that smelled really, really bad since it was mad out of rotten bananas and all.

In one quick swift movement Ed struck Envy right across the face and in mere seconds Envy had a sever allergic reaction. His face became red and his whole body began to swell like a balloon and then he started to float up and up into space and he continued to get bigger and bigger until he was the size of the Earth and finally he exploded into a thousand teeny Envy who made there on civilization and were on the way to attack and take over the Earth when the didn't look both way crossing the galaxy and were all squashed by a giant meteor. (I know I know it is the biggest run on sentence in the universe but I am getting tiered and lazy so ya deal with it)

"MWAHAHAHA the tallest person in the universe strikes again!" and with that Ed hopped into a really nice car (I let you guys decide because I can't remember the name of the one I am thinking of) and drove of in a flash.

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Ecco: pleas review know or else points vanilla wafer machine gun around threateningly hope you liked it!