"Bobby did what?" Jack, Sue, Lucy, D, and Myles all asked simultaneously.
Tara smirked. "Yup. Can you believe it?"
"All right, all right, that's enough." Bobby tried to look disgusted at his wife, but failed miserably. "It was one time, and I told you, Mrs. Manning, that I wasn't feeling well."
"And it wasn't even a big one!" she continued, seemingly oblivious to his discomfited position.
"TARA!" Bobby bellowed. "Stop making fun of me!"
The short blonde-haired FBI Agent smiled and kissed the top of his forehead. "I'm sorry."
"Speaking of embarrassing stories," Lucy put in, "Myles blew up the microwave once."
Bobby grinned at his red-headed friend. "Oh, really? How did he ever manage to do that?" He raised his eyebrows at the glare Myles threw his girlfriend.
"It's a long story," Myles smiled sweetly, "I'm sure you aren't interested in hearing it."
"Yeah," Jack agreed, crossing his arms and hiding a smile. "I'm sure we'd all rather hear about the time Sue dropped off in her desk chair and talked in her sleep."
"Jack!" Sue exclaimed, blushing. "I know for a fact everyone's heard that story before! I remember clearly everyone laughing at our reception when Bobby oh-so-wonderfully recanted it for the audience." She grinned wickedly. "Do they know about the time you fell down the stairs?"
Her husband's jaw dropped. "How do you- why- but-" he closed it again and threw up his hands helplessly.
"Hears nothing and knows all, huh?" Myles laughed.
Jack's only reply was a vigorous shake of his head.
"I seem to recall a rather fascinating tale involving two beautiful young ladies standing in this room," Demetrius inserted, winking at Tara and Lucy.
They blushed furiously. "You said you would never tell!" Lucy accused. "D, shame on you!"
The room fell silent. "Well, sheilas, you'd better tell us your story, or we'll all be sitting here for quite a while," Bobby offered.
"Oh, so that's it. You're trying to get revenge on me, aren't you?" Tara wagged a finger at him.
He nodded mischievously. "Maybe." His blue eyes twinkled with quiet amusement. "If you bribe me, maybe I'll keep my mouth shut."
"You know too?"
"Sure do." Bobby and D shared a grin.
"D!" Tara and Lucy exclaimed in unison.
Bobby looked at his wife. "Well?"
Tara sighed, stood up on her tiptoes, and gave him a lingering kiss. "I love you, Bobby Manning."
"That's better."
"Wow." Myles piped up, "If someone had recorded this, it could be called 'The FBI's Most Embarrassing Moments!'"
A/N: you like?