I don't own any of these characters; if I did I wouldn't be sitting on the floor in a stairwell writing with Vash. I'd be sitting on a couch in a stairwell writing with Vash.

After a citywide ride they arrived at Bakura's apartment. Kenshin, even with his shakey knees managed to enter. Wow, he thought, it was so pretty and big! It was like a safari! All the lights were dim and there were cheeta patterns all over the place. And there was weaponry; chains and whips and stuff like that. "Mr. Bakura are you an animal trainder?" Kenshin questioned.

"Umm." Bakura blinked, "I suppose you could say that." He finger the scabbard of his favourite katana, which was displayed on the wall. "So what do you do?" Bakura inquired curiously . "Well, why don't I start cooking?" Kenshin pulled a random apron out of his pants and put it on. "Wheres the kitchen?" Kenshin asked.

Bakura smiled, "First door on your left." He pointed to the door.

Kenshin ran toward the kitchen where he began cooking random things he found. This guy sure had a lot of whipcream. Wonder why.

Soon tastey smells were eminating from the kitchen and Bakura's stomach was rumbling. But he wasn't thinking about dinner, he was thinking about dessert.

"It's ready!" Kenshin yelled happily as he brought out a platter of shishkabobs. "it's all I could really make with the current supplies." He smiled. "ITADAKIMASU!" Kenshin said biting the meat off the stick.

Bakura took a bite and licked his lips. The shishkabobs were delicious. He slipped a piece of meat off the stick and began masicating (AN: sorry, I had to put that in there somewhere).

After they finished Kenshin did the dishes and came back into the living room. "WOAH!" kenshin screamed.

Bakura stood infront of the couch in his black leather pants, holding abowl of ripe strawberries and a can of whipping cream.

"Ooooh! I love strawberries!" Kenshin ran over to the couch and glomped Bakura, eating a strawbeery in the process. Bakura was eating them so slowly. hm. oh well, more for me. He grabbed for one but Bakura went for it too. "oh, I'm sorry, you can have it." Kenshin blushed, he hadn't really noticed how cose he and Bakura were.

"Here, go ahead." Bakura sprayed some whipping cream on to the strawberry and offered it to Kenshin. Bakura was beginning to feel a little hot around his lower regions, but he was feeling thoroughly confident that he was getting some tonight.

"Oh really? Thanks!" Kenshin said as he ate the strawberry from Bakura's hand. He began to lick Bakura's finger clean; they had whpped cream on them. Then he realized. they wern't his fingers. (AN: as in they were Bakura's finger, not Kenshin's, Hentais. Okay, to be honest, Vash had to take five minutes to explain that to me, I felt really stupid after.) "HAHAHAHA. sorry about that." Kenshin turned bright red as he giggled.

"S'okay." Poor bastard, Bakura thought, he must be the biggest uke the planet. He was starting to doubt what he been so confident of earlier.

Kenshin yawned, Full stomachs made him sleepy. He began to waver back and forth. He didn't notice but he was aready lying on Bakura, sprawled across the couch and starting to drift. Bakura was having real doubts as Kenshin curled up, resting his head on Bakura's lap. "Kenshin," he whispered softly, "Kenshin?" he smelled so sweet and his red hair was so silky. Bakura sighed, he definatly wasn't gettting any tonight.

Kenshin was heving the greatest dream. He was at the dollar store! He had a slinky and was playing with it. Slinkies are fun aren't they! Little did he know that his dream was a reality. well, the slinky at least.

Bakura was a little surprised when he felt a hand touch his cock. He glanced down at Kenshin and saw that he was still asleep. But he was touching Bakura. Oh well, Bakura thought, might as well enjoy the ride. He leaned back and relaxed.

Kenshin's dreams were interrupted by a low moaning noise. When he opened his eyes he noticed that his hands were somewhere they shouldn't be. Oh god, Kenshin thought, what am I going to do. during that time he had stoppped the motion of his hand.

Bakura couldn't help but let a low moan escape him. When the hand stopped Bakura just figured that Kenshin's dream had ended. Damn, he thought, just when things were getting good. He sighed and closed his eyes, preparing for a night of no action.

Kenshin wondered why Bakura looked so disapointed. Could it be. that this is what Bakura wanted. Kenshin was kind of nervous now. He'd only ever been with Sanosuke on things like that. 'Course when it did happen it was. nice. Hm. Well why not! He thought as he slowly began to his hands towards the button of Bakura's pants. He's was really warm down there.

Bakura gasped as he felt a hand unbutton his pants. He glanced down and saw Kenshin looking up, his eyes shining. "Do you." he asked quietly, staring into deep into Kenshin's eyes.

Kenshin just blushed and continued to peel off Bakura's pants.This wasn't how thing usually went. After the pants were off he proceeded to remove Bakura's shirt. Hehehe I'm a seme, thought Kenshin. He was grinning like an idiot.

When Kenshin finished Bakura returned the favor, helping Kenshin strip. Hahaha, Bakura though,I'm the seme. As Kenshin made to remove Bakura's Millenium ring from his hard chest, Bakura shook his head. "Keep it on."

Hn. odd fetish. Well whatever floats his boat. They were now both fully exposed laying on eachother on the couch. Bakura was on top of Kenshin and was "exploring his territory."

Bakura ran his fingers through Kenshin's Long hair, over his muscular shoulders and explored the contours of his chest. He moved lower and felt his abs and then inner thigh.

Kenshin shivered both from pleasure and from cold. This guy's hands were freezing! Kenshin thougt. His groin may be warm but his hands sure aren't. WOAH rubbing action! This is fun.

"are you cold?" Bakura grinned "we could have a bath." He was aware his hands were freezing and the silver of his Millenium ring was icy against his pectorals.

"Oh! There could be bubbles."Keshin said rasing his torso. Oops, wrong move. Bakura got a not so nice. well maybe nice. poke. "Sorry! I'll go run the bath." Kenshi pranced off naked to look for the bathroom.

TBC? In this next chapter the rating comes into effect. So stop complaining that this fic isn't rated R or NC-17 or whatever I rated it, I don't remember. Please review, Vash and I like to know that are fics are being read, not just sitting somewhere collecting cyber dust. Thanks!